Box boy

Sunbathing is the best

May the 4th be with you

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces. 249 years later, we have this idiot.

SCOOP with Elizabeth Williamson: The Onion has a new plan to take over Infowars. It has entered into an agreement to license the Infowars brand and plans to operate it as a comedy site. A Texas judge must approve the deal. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

It’s morning?!

If I could write the beauty of your eyes, And in fresh numbers number all your graces, The age to come would say 'This poet lies; Such heavenly touches ne'er touch'd earthly faces.' (Sonnet 17) #ShakespeareSunday 🎭

The best kind of winning doesn’t diminish others. It dignifies them. It reaches back, lifts up, and reminds us that greatness shared is greatness multiplied.

If Trump can’t tell the difference between an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus and a doctor... he should not be President of the United States.

starting a vampire cruise ship called the blood vessel

Good morning!

CNN reports that 75% of Americans support impeaching, prosecuting, and imprisoning Donald Trump #impeach #IMPEACHMENT #IMPEACHTRUMP Lets see how many are on bluesky, smash the share button for this

The Morning Report: Me: Off the table Oliver: (jumps in box) I’m not ‘on’ the table

If only we could all be this relaxed

This man tried to snack on my laptop. I am slightly offended

This is my guardian of the galaxy

He’s ridiculous

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Sleepy

A judge ruled against the government‘s anti-vaccine policy, a major setback to RFK Jr’s Leave No Child Left Alive initiative.

The best way to watch the Oscars, according to Oliver

Nightmare.

This man and this girl mean everything to me ❤️

Snow again but it will be warm by Friday

Who benefits from Trump’s war in Iran? The answer is disturbingly clear www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

A comfortable evening with my little man 🩷

I hung up my coat and it became a hideout

Tonight is a full boycott of the State of the Union. If there’s one thing Trump can’t stand, it’s low ratings 😉 MoveOn and MeidasTouch announced they’ll host a “People’s State of the Union” rally at 8:30 p.m. ET near the Capitol on the National Mall.

Doctor Me in another audition

Happy Lunar New Year! 🔥🐴

For everyone!

Mr. Man is resting after his vacay at Happy Paws spa. Being a star is hard work

No words.

Eepy

Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.

There are times when someone has to lose his mind briefly.

We won over the snow! (for now)

Oliver’s box city and snuggling down for the night

Definitely.

A man is happy to be home

So much fun 👏👏👏

Dark Universe!

Rolling back generations of progress, or in other words, business as usual….

There is always a reason

Apparently I’m not fulfilling expectations today

Hello, solemn man