ULLANOR: Addressing the Primarchs of the Space Marine Legions, President Lupercal and Secretary of Blood For The Blood God Angron pledged "10,000 Years of Slaughter" for the New Imperium. "We will kill, maim, and torment forever, in the name of Khorne. Also, there will be new grooming standards."

INNER PALACE, TERRA, 025.M31: In a press conference today, Mortarion, Daemon Prince and Secretary of Health & Human Services for President Lupercal, announced medication of any kind, for any disease, is hereby forbidden. "We now dwell with joy in Nurgle's lush Garden of Pestilence," he croaked.

INNER PALACE, TERRA: President Horus Lupercal has denied any involvement in the Genestealer Cults that existed in the galaxy for many years prior to his rule. "It's fake news," he said from his new Chaos Club in the Inner Palace. "Also, I was undercover, infiltrating the cults for the Inquisitors."

TERRA: President Lupercal has ordered Secretary of Health and Human Services Mortarion (Daemon Prince of Nurgle) to deploy his Death Guard Legion to conduct immigration and security duties in all Terran cities. The plague marines are also tasked with destruction of vaccines and medical equipment.

Rest in peace, Mr. Shunsaku Tamiya! Thank you for everything! 🐐 #tamiya #modelkit #shunsakutamiya #modelcar #modelplane #modelship #miniature #tribute #restinpeace #thankyou #goat #king #tamiyamini4wd #scalemodel #hobby

RIP to the GOAT. all of us modelers have used Tamiya products at some point or another

even though i could, I dont usually post President Lupercal jokes about most events like the current big ugly bill or ICE raids or the other awful things going on because making them satirical might look like minimizing or excusing them. suffice to say the news makes me furious on a daily basis.

I love alternative painting styles like cel shading

INNER PALACE, TERRA: President Horus Lupercal, via noosphere, declared a ceasefire in the Ork/Tyranid conflict that has been raging for centuries in the outer spiral arm systems, having sent World Eaters divisions to the area last week. The Ork Waaagh! and Tyranid hive fleet ignored the declaration.

EXCLUSIVE! working with Original Oldhammer Artwork & thanks to Alex Read photos’ from his own impressive collection, peek into some of the process undertaken to create the iconic cover of Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader! exploringwarhammer.substack.com/p/exclusive-... #warhammer40k #warhammer

TERRA: The much-anticipated birthday parade of President Horus Lupercal, intended to display the terrifying might of the New Imperium, was marred by blood-rains and low attendance, with the Chaos Legions of Death Guard, Emperor's Children, Thousand Sons, and World Eaters fighting amongst themselves.

IMPERIUM SECUNDUS: Rogal Dorn, Primarch of the Imperial Fists and leader of the remaining Loyalist forces, seeks to "work with" estranged Dark Mechanicum arch-magos Kelbor-Hal to oppose President Horus Lupercal. "If we can pull him to our side," said Dorn, "he can help us in the M31.026 midterms."

INNER PALACE, TERRA: Kelbor-Hal, Arch-Magos of the Dark Mechanicum and once-close associate of the Lupercal administration, is planning a return to Mars and a public departure from a role in government. The status of the Adeptus Canis that has devastated wide swathes of the Administorum is unclear.

#hobbystreak day 93 Finished that early RT Eldar. Thought a minty helmet would pop nicely against the purple.

Also the decals work in both applications

many, MANY years ago this book taught me how to paint: Heroes for Wargames by Stewart Parkinson. plenty of awesome vintage John Blanche artwork and Jes Goodwin designs, including early space marines and Skaven. @jordansorcery.bsky.social or others into Oldhammer might want to track down a copy.

SEGMENTUM OBSCURUS: Canadia, a fortress world of the former Imperium located near the (recently-renamed) Eye of Awesome, has held back the Chaos daemons that have engulfed the Human galaxy following the victory of President Horus Lupercal over the False Emperor of Terra a few months ago.

Lysander:

Generic art for hatches, vents and warning markings. I've only used a few of these as very small decals on a variety of starships.

Honk the Wizard Goose and Quack the Mage Apprentice 🪄✨ 🪿🦆

INNER PALACE, TERRA: The "process has begun" to find a replacement for Secretary of Defense Angron, daemon prince of Khorne, as his management style of "mindless slaughter" has proven to be controversial. Names floated include Khârn the Bloody (World Eaters) and Abaddon the Despoiler (Sons of Horus)

The tactical rocks are getting out of hand ! #warhammercommunity

INNER PALACE, TERRA: Press Secretary Erebus announced today President Horus Lupercal is re-opening certain warp rifts in Sol space, and suspending warp rifts elsewhere. The Chogoris, Cadian, Ullanor, Catachan, and Macragge rifts remain unknown. Markets rallied, crashed, then rallied on the news.

i keep thinking about this

INNER PALACE: After criticism of his policy of "opening the Empyrean and allowing Chaos daemons to slake their endless hunger upon humanity", President Horus Lupercal announced that the rift would be "adjusted" to 10% of its former diameter for 90 days. Commodities markets rallied at the news.

TERRA: President Horus Lupercal's controversial decision to "open a big, beautiful warp rift right here on Terra" has roiled the Imperium's commodities markets, which have descended into gibbering insanity as their souls are consumed by the Immaterium. "Think of it like medicine", said Lupercal.

I love this historical overview of the Warhammer:TOW Grand Cathay minis from an expert www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGr5...

MARS: Kelbor-Hal, Arch-Magos of the Dark Mechanicum posted to the noosphere regarding the increased use of Abominable Intelligence in galactic governance. Widely considered a "co-president" alongside President Lupercal, Kelbor-Hal has extensively cut and reorganized the Administratum as of late.

‘Interstellar Queen’ by Angus McKie from “Spacecraft 2000-2100 A.D.” by Stewart Cowley (1978). Also used as sleeve art on a Vangelis bootleg and a number of book covers

oh my gosh the Grand Cathay army looks SICK as HELL, can they ally with empire, please say yes

INNER PALACE, TERRA: Angron, daemon primarch of the World Eaters and Secretary of Defense, is facing pressure from the remaining Senatorum Imperialis regarding the accidental inclusion of a remembrancer in a noospheric group chat planning strikes on Fenris. Several primarchs were also in the group.

Trench Crusade

TERRA: Archmagos of Mars Kelbor-Hal and President Horus Lupercal offered a range of Dark Mechanicum devices for sale at the Imperial Palace, including Tennebrax assault stalkers and Scintillax spider walkers. "Deals like nobody has seen before", said Lupercal. "0% financing on approved credit."

IMPERIUM SECUNDUS: The surviving loyalists, who fled Terra as the Chaos Legions slew the False Emperor and assumed rule of the former Imperium, have announced a plan of capitulation to President Horus Lupercal's "Project M31.025" strategy of governance. "We'll get them in the midterms", said Dorn.

Good morning Bluesky.

Something a little different from us! wargamesatlantic.com/blogs/news/m...

Guys only want one thing (the Metal Magic Calendar from 1992) , and it's disgusting

almost finished with Infinite and the Divine. Trazyn reminds me of nobody so much as Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from hitchhikers guide

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

I'm finally reading Infinite and the Divine and I think I love the necrons now. or at least these two gay robot skeletons

Right, so, I decided to make a template for the Bluesky banner. I used a helpful one @vandalhandle.bsky.social sent me as a base, and then made some tweaks and additions. It's not precise, so you'll probably still have to make adjustments when you put something together, but hopefully this'll help.

"It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out." Orb Pondering Wizard from @twingoddessminis.bsky.social Printed by Buildplateminis -- #holyfireminis #miniaturepainting #minipainting #fantasy #wizard #orb #ponder #dnd #rpg #meme

TERRA: Archmagos of Mars Kelbor-Hal and President Horus Lupercal offered a range of Dark Mechanicum devices for sale at the Imperial Palace, including Tennebrax assault stalkers and Scintillax spider walkers. "Deals like nobody has seen before", said Lupercal. "0% financing on approved credit."

so I wonder if any of the historical wargamers I follow are gaming out a hypothetical US/Canada conflict

I had something of an epiphany a few years back when I realized picking a 40K faction had a lot more to do with real-world politics than I thought, mostly because theres No Good Guys, and you have to make a choice among deeply flawed groups, and choose which flaws you can live with

Hundred Years War - King Henry V’s Council of War at Agincourt 1415. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge, Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!! #28mm

Let's ROCK!!! Noise Marine of the #emperorschildren ready to blast some #spacemarines #warhammer #chaosspacemarines #noisemarines #warhammercommunity #warhammerofficial #warhammer40k #warhammer40kpainting #cultofpaint

whoa this is dope

three years ago I painted a copy of Betrayal at Calth, donated it to sell on Ebay to raise money for Ukraine. It ended up going for about $500. I gave the Ultramarines Ukrainian flag shields. You can guess who the Word Bearers represented. #SlavaUkraini #warhammercommunity #horusheresy