Kobold rule #1! If you want it, it's yours!!!1!

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Watched megalopolis today out of curiosity and idk what I expected. It was the most obviously racist, capitalist, bourgeoisie, misogynistic, move I've probably ever seen lol

there is a kobold in Kenosha, Wisconsin. but you can’t see her (she’s shy)

Kobold that fucking KILLS you with HAMMERS

every day i wake up as a being of flesh full of misery and pain instead of a beautiful synthetic and reprogrammable robogirl is another day that society has failed us

Your activism will either include sex workers or it will be useless. We can't build a better future by leaving the best of us behind.

It's 2026, if you don't fuck with neopronouns, I don't fuck with you. Unpackage that transphobia queen/king/monarch! It's your moral imperative to be as aggressively queer right now. None of that repackaged hate is allowed in my sphere

People don't tell you that perverted acts of lesbianism lead to deeply emotional moments of lesbianism

watcha lookin at?

i gotta get more obnoxiously transgender with it. if you tag your shit futa i will just outright block u. begone from my kingdom of artistic excellence, naive. ye are not fit to spit-shine my six inch princess heels. im setting out on a quest to find fellow freaks

Now that my birthday is over I can show off the coolest thing I got for my birthday An original, steel box, still sealed, cope of unreal tournament 3 for the PC. One of the most influential (and my personal favorite) multiplayer shooter series. This series was my childhood!

cmon, we went over this,,,it’s cncslop. u only like it because u don’t have a choice

It's official, I'm one year older :3

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

Putting computers in guns has never historically worked. Putting guns on computers is clearly evil. The only appropriate interaction between guns and computers is to use a gun to kill a computer.

White boy, put down the acoustic guitar Do not deny your destiny white boy, pick up the electric guitar and your cross

I'm also gonna use this to also say if you're one of those people hating on iron mouse's music, you're a loser. You don't have to like her music, it's not my thing personally, but she made a whole song. Idgaf what anyone says, that's hard. And it's cool she's pursuing anew passion. Idfw elitists

bbno$ hate is so forced cause it wasn't so long ago y'all were scream singing lalala But all of a sudden he says "protect them dolls" and the bots jump out of the woodwork to say they hate him lol

happy "will that be two checks or....?" day to everyone in a non het passing relationship

One of the worst parts about arguing with people on the internet is when you stumble into people who are only half informed but think they're fully informed. They're so confident because they're like, half woke, and they assume I am disagreeing because they think I'm not woke.

I saw a video of two tboys fucking and this one guy was able to penetrate the other with his dick because this bottom growth was so substantial that he could penetrate That was so cool and I was totally normal about that

Only when people understand that sometimes art is supposed to make you uncomfortable will we truly by free

if you’re taller than me i think you deserve to be leashed up and kept at my feet actually

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

Kind of a huge fan of what's going on in helldivers right now, the hanoi Hannah messages did convince me to betray my fellow helldiver. Cause that's some fun rp. The unseen downside is that when I join a random mission, I will often land into a lobby that looks like this.

good puppies who have slain their oppressors in battle get treats and ear scratchies after ^.^

I'm trying so hard to be normal, like usually I'm able to just roll with new information and keep my head on straight. but reading the stuff they did in the Epstein files is actually seriously distressing. Every time I close my eyes I picture this one scene that was described in there.

Me on pills: "wow this is pretty great, even the drawbacks are cool. Lower sex drive? Hell yeah, I was insatiable before. Now it's one and done :D" Me now (on injections): "hey babyyy, I need to **** *** **** and **** on your **** and watch you ******* and *** while I **** you ** with my **** and-"

I ❤️ BOYMODERS you don't have to be socially "out" if you don't want to! you can take hrt and lie to all your friends about why you look different if you want! you can do it for safety, for personal preference, for social reasons, or just cause you feel like it. i did it for a while and i am fine 👌

There's a lot of criticisms you can throw towards the whole asian convenience store fans But hot take They are not even remotely close to the same things lol. Trying to say they're exactly the same is silly. They're more akin to bodegas than the American versions they share their names with

Highguard is interesting. Idrk if it's good interesting or bad interesting atm It feels like it doesn't know what it wants to be. On one hand it's trying to kinda be apex legends, on the other hand it's trying to kinda be rainbow 6. That being said it's not bad. 5v5 sucks though tbh.

Oh cool, regular pedophilia was too boring for them, so they decided to try super pedophilia. Cool. Yeah I definitely didn't wanna sleep tonight. Awesome.

“Gooner slop” “Gooner bait” “Gooner art style” Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?

Kobold Wrapped - you hoarded 204 stones and gems - you made a cute noise 14,492 times - you took an average of 0.771 naps per day - you were small 98% of the time

Drew one of the best Sonics I've ever drawn, today. OwO

Thinking about how that kid who just got a prosthetic arm from Mr beast. Was given an arm with Mr beast's logo on it, so now if that kid wants to have a cool new arm he has to be branded lol That's insane. Literal cyberpunk moment

Those people should have a name.... Like... Capitalists.... Or something....

zero 👏 tolerance 👏 thank you ☺️

One day I will have cybernetic augments to bring me closer to my ideal form (a freak of nature with mandibles and claws and like 6 arms)

I can't be the only one currently losing sleep over what happened today

Follie is so sick, I'm so hyped that warframe is making a plus sized frame. Not only does she look cool af, the theme is sick too, and the representation! Seeing people say "she looks just like me 🥺❤️" is so heartwarming and just magical Being able to see yourself in your favorite media is so cool

I need big hefty tail

a kobold hatchling in your pocket, sticking their little head out

If you're one of those people who say "Setting women back decades" when a woman isn't a good person, you're the problem. It's repackaged misogyny. Blaming the women for the actions of a patriarchal society is insane. You can criticize a woman without trying to sabotage all women.

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rubbing an enemy kobold’s tummy will greatly confuse them

In war now the frontline is not a position you hold, it's not even a staging ground. In war the frontline is a class divide. It's a thing they can toss lower class people into to keep the higher class from being a target of those bombs or drone strikes.