Cars are good for one thing and one thing only:

Just returned a library book I finished and was telling librarians I was sorry it’s late but I don’t think there is a fine? And they were so hyped to tell me abt how there are no fines and that actually helps everyone and I was so happy to hear something so hopeful and positive

Having a great day- who knew that starting day w yoga then walking and talking w a friend, then finishing a good book w a spicy Paloma and being open to interactions around you wld do that :)

Such a cute photo of @smallbirdofprey.bsky.social ! I’m gonna miss her sm! Nyc better appreciate her!

Posting used to be fun

This election is in your hands. But only if you’re registered to vote in New York City. The deadline is Saturday. zohranfornyc.com/vote

So grossly American to stand in line for several hours to buy a $4 tote bag to flip it for $20 on fb marketplace

Saw what I thought was a pharmaceutical commercial for ozempic but turns out it was a commercial to get loans to be able to buy ozempic

Gentle parenting myself by taking a photo of stuff I want to buy but do not need

Shld I make a painting of Luigi Mangione’s shackled feet?

“Girl ladder” I think to myself as I stack handmade stool on top of tulip table in order to hang something

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Feeling pretty sad abt it all

Using my powers for good (making labor intensive custom bedazzled hair clips)

90 min + 60 min + tbd

I got skunked!

Feels so random to be 32

I don’t really think abt it that much but being so short has definitely made my personality 20% quirkier

Getting ads for a tumblr reboot? How does everyone feel abt tumblr maybe coming back?

At MoMA, there’s a child and his nanny, and they’re sitting in front of a David Wojnarowicz and they’re drawing their favorite parts of it on their iPads 🥺

I think this app will be like peach… do yall remember that app

I exclusively travel by taking spirit red eye flights (middle seat)

I went to a party and met dril once. Not everyone believed me but it was definitely him

The problems are bad but the causes, the causes are very good

meli featured me in READING SUCKS (and catch her early blurb about SLOPPY, too!!) ellomelissa.substack.com/p/january-di...

Some good trucks I saw recently

BREAKING: Philadelphia workers have won the first Whole Foods union under Amazon with UFCW. Since Amazon bought the chain, workers have lost benefits and felt the squeeze. Now they're fighting back against the multi-trillion dollar giant and hoping this win will be the first of many.

grant me the serenity to scroll past things that are none of my business, courage to gas up my buddies in a world where kindness is rare, and the wisdom to know the difference between a poll and a rhetorical question

Uncle Ted K had some good ideas

Car insurance companies hate her (me, they hate me)

My brother’s 30th birthday is tomorrow! I wouldn’t be who I am without him. He has two masters degrees, one for education, one from law school. He’s one of the smartest, kindest, most hilarious, passionate people I know

Tyler and lofi lit reinspire my optimism for the internet

I miss old twitter (2013-2018)

Retired e-girl turned reply guy

Idc if there’s fire and earthquakes I just can’t live anywhere colder than California

All billionaires are evil

Are these cool or do I just look Florida

My dad’s 75th bday is coming up! Here are some newly discovered pics of him

This painting I made is gonna be in an art show this weekend! Fun nice cool 😎

Fuck marry kill w Peter, Ivan, Margaret

Completing one task but adding three

I can’t believe the modern baseball guys are younger than me

I don’t like when the squirrels outside my apartment bully me

Am I a pick-me bc I’m a stavvy fan

Fuck Elon

It’s criminal there’s not a muji in La