This Scotland vs Morocco game is fucking shit. We just look both poor in possession & really vulnerable without the ball. The ref is absolute shit as well! Not an enjoyable watch so far.

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?

Oh no! Now there’s just MONDAY night ennui instead!! 😭

No Sunday night ennui tonight lxds, cause we are bank holidaying!

When did people stop saying 'to' when describing where they're going?: "We're going Nando's, We're going Ibiza" etc. You're going TO you illiterate pricks.

So it turns out the real scandal of the Gorton and Denton by-election was the willingness of media organisations to collude in Nigel Farage's attempt to undermine the result of a free and fair election www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/how-the-bb...

Racist twats turning on Matthew Goodwin for being a fellow twat whose twattishness transcends even their epic racism are still racist twats. Try not to praise them for it.

The Beard Liberation Front is running a petition demanding Nick Timothy shaves his beard off c.org/Q8gfrtZDKR

Hahaha! Fucking hell.

I cannot fucking stand Bruno Fernandes. He’s actually really good at football but instead of just being really good at football, this prick is the whiniest, fucking little baby I have ever seen in the premier league. Ugh, it’s not fucking basketball, Bruno, people are going to fucking touch you!!

"Who left the gate open at the c**t farm?"

As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire. Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

Maaaan, the post festive period Sunday night ennui sure hits unexpectedly hard. I cannot overstate how much the break doesn’t leave me feeling “recharged” and / or “refreshed” or with anything vaguely resembling a renewed desire for corporate bullshit in 2026.

Safety advice for @santiagojones.bsky.social

How does “Horseshit for idiots” grab you Satya?

I think I hate that insultingly stupid Google ai advert with the two fuckwits asking their phone how to navigate a museum more than I hate the Haribo adverts with the creepy child voices. And that is quite a feat tbh.

Still thinking about Stupid, Sexy PAC #AEW

Nigel Farage, whose ancestors came over in small boats in the 1570s, doesn’t meet the ‘English test’ set by his parties mayoral candidate. Scenes.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control