the way he gets the hell out of there as soon as the ball leaves his hand is killing me. he doesn't want any problems

Just getting into the city, rushing off the A to catch the L, doors open to a small child pronouncing “ALRIGHT. LETS GET ON THE *A* TRAIN.” Yeah man 🥹❤️ Let’s 🥹🥹❤️ So happy to be Back.

PLAY OUR FROG JOB SIMULATOR! SHOW ME YOUR POEMS ❤️🌱🫳👀🫵🐸🐛✨

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

me on the day I finally let my Duolingo streak break

Happy International Polar Bear day! In 1252, Henry III was gifted a white bear by the King of Norway. The bear joined the Tower Menagerie and was allowed to swim and fish in the Thames at the end of a collar and chord. This sculpture by artist Kendra Haste can be found near the Wakefield Tower 🐻‍❄️

Woah Edward Gorey centennial! Fun fact! My grandfather was his plumber for a bit and said he found lots of cat skeletons in his well!

how is *every* dog *so* beautiful??

always here 🥲🌕

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

mom with the a+ birthday texts

My favorite way to draft!! also goes faster if you leave little notes while banging that fucker out to Future Weary Editor Self such as (literally) "this [but less SHIT]" and "you know get them to say this thing that's kinda this this and echos that first part but Good."

frankly fucked up the levels of productivity getting your haircut just right and blasting vivaldi on a snowy day can unlock

I love you Max Richter version of Vivaldi’s Spring 1 you will always save me.

IT’S A BIG SUN SNOW FEBRUARY DAY AKA SHOVEL IN YOUR T-SHIRT DAY AKA HAPPY CHICKADEE SOUND DAY AKA THE BEST WEATHER THEY EVER MADE ON PLANET EARTH… DAY.

Someone just asked if our game was woke on Steam. My response:

heading out to the... snow beach!!! (!!) try and catch me!!!! (!) !!!! (!)

ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨✨🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Watched "The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp" last night and am now mildly obsessed with Anton Walbrook.

happy new year

committing crimes during my "work day" by dumping poetry into this poor frog.

"We'll be back, with the piece that critics referred to as 'a writhing wounded dragon that refuses to die', after this." I love you classical music radio never leave me.

psT! hey. know what's fun? making those video games.

grant us a Pope who doubts 🕊️ #conclave

Finished Book 3 of Les Miserables last night and, man, Javert. Javert!!! ! !!!

HEY, HEY - if YOU have been through any kind, and form of writing program that you enjoyed, I'd love to hear about it! What was it, why did you like it, how did it help you grow? LEMME KNOW 👀❤️

mentally I’m etc etc

"you shall be visited by three spirits" the three spirits:

happy Saturday I’m back at eel god poem

THANK YOU MARELLA 🌊🌤️💙🥹🩵

sebulba hasn’t gotten work in hollywood for over 25 years now. Because of his views

and now I want a Punch Drunk that’s just a day in the life of a NYC sewer

If you're looking for a holiday present, consider picking up a copy of my graphic novel? :^) For lovers of fantasy, adventure, friendship, and magic. LGBTQA+ friendly! ✨

working on this too btw 🫶💥

FRIENDS! I'm bringing back a tradition of my dad's this December and making a holiday/solstice/christmas cassette mix to send to pals. If you identify as a pal and you're interested, click here to learn more / let me know: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

pretty fucking amazing at the end of the day that we get to exist in shapes that can be in love and feel the sea

boldly moving my thirst-trap captain haddock posting here from twitter, starting with: i still can't believe this fit happened. we KNOW from earlier he doesn't even have this shirt (just tank+sweater) so the only explanation for this is to give us a smoke show and i've been grateful since i was 10

💚💚💚

YAWN

I love you all

no one told me that Ghost in the Shell 2 slaps??

heard Nick Cave talking about AI the other day and he really nailed it, he said the really concerning aspect for him is how this really precious act of creating, which is kinda the entire point in many ways: the act, the practice - AI removes that in favor of simply manifesting Product