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i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

I made a website! tomatojake.neocoties.org is the space. Lemme know what you think! #neocities #website #90’s #00’s #surfingtheweb #music #lancaster #theweb #thenet #internet #gifs #it’spronouncedgifnotgif #tomatojake #websites

Web design used to be so loud! As always, thank @archive.org for preserving digital history.

There, fixed it. What a goddamn clown show…

🕳️ #VanishingCulture arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

Now that Anora has won all the Oscars, go watch Sean Baker's last film, Red Rocket (ignore the goofy poster). It's a bleak horror movie disguised as a dark comedy, the story of a silly, inconsequential man who infects, poisons and destroys absolutely everything he touches.

If you have EVER enjoyed the ridiculous BIGFEETS podcast or the other work I've done in association with the comedy collective 1900HOTDOG, PLEASE READ. I've been asked to address some rumors about their operation, so here goes. Thread:

tomorrow night! i play a little @specialworld.bsky.social solo set, mostly unreleased songs 👽 w/ Northern Liberties, No One & the Somebodies, and @tomatojake.bsky.social @ Space 1026

Been in this car for 5 hours. Still no sign of snow. Did it only fall locally in Nashville??? #tourmatojake

Bean too busy to come up with quippy thoughts on the road. This is one of the most interesting reads in a while! I’m always in the edge of my seat to wonder what the next bean day will bring. Both collections are cheap online. Check em. #tourmatojake #beanworld #larrymarder #darkhorse #comicbook

Drove past a patch of woods where someone attached a pole to a tree sporting an American flag. 🫡🌲#tourmatojake

Just had the subway door shut on me on one side and the bass on my back on the other: a New York first! #tournatojake

My tired ass almost jumped off the train in Newark, NJ. This is why I’m a big fan of the buddy system #tourmatojake

Just has to come to terms with the fact that the Amtrak toilet was probably the cleanest ones I’d be in all day. #tourmatojake

Probably should have grabbed a mask before getting on the train 🙃 #tourmatojake

Lord have mercy, I have to take the train through Philly tomorrow 😭. This is worse than prepping for a blizzard!

So exhausted that I just laughed myself silly imagining selling a red energy drink called Transmission Fluid

In one week I go on tour! Been planning this since July and the last time I did an actual tour was in 2022. Playing with one of my favorite bands sweetens the deal. Follow all my nonsense at #tourmatojake #music#tour#band#tomatojake#nooneandthesomebodies

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

#noise #crew #pedals #contactmics #tapes

I can’t stress enough the fuckery that goes into booking a tour. It’s like herding cats. But you’re juggling the cats. And the cats are claws out the entire time. And you just gotta juggle them until it’s time for tour. And once you get there it’s all good. But to get there is pure fuckery. 😤😤😤

Schedule this week: 6:00- wake up for work 7:00- barely make it in time to clock in 3:00- gtfo of there 3:10- exist 3:30- code 11:00- scrape myself away from the computer 12:00- somehow get to sleep Not dead yet but getting there ☠️☠️☠️

Just downloaded an extension on fb that blacks out suggested posts. It’s pretty staggering to see the difference!

I woke up, found out about and preordered this. Does anyone know anything about it? Sounds exactly what I wanted out of the Analogue 3D without cartridge/ disc support. Thoughts? #superstation #analogue #fgpa #gaming #psx #segasaturn #n64 #Mister #videogames #retrogames

Finally feeling like myself again 👏. Just in time not to be deathly ill for all the rad things in February. Like this tour! And this radio show before tour!! And this 10th anniversary after tour!!! Hope to see ya there. #tour #WIXQ #tourlife #10thanniversary #music #tourmatojake #fun #noats #bass

Sick 👏 as 👏 a 👏 dog 👏 That Norovirus is no joke. Wipe down everything and don’t touch anything 🙃 #norovirus #sick

Watching a classic. #zoetropolis #Hardtickettohawaii #movies #popcornclassic #hawaii #boobs

Adjusting the volume of individual beats to lessen the work of the compressor. It’s drives me insane doing it but the results sound dope #recording #mixing #audio #remix #protools #daw #d’aww

I never used twitter before. What do y'all do on here? Where are the memes???