when she invites you over for Bible study & chill but she pulls out the NIV

*turns u Catholic with mind*

i hope he shits himself to death

play that funky kubectl white boy

it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be

realizing they won’t get this call tonight is rather heartbreaking

i got way too many of these

🎵 maybe you'll find someone else to help you? 🎵 🎵 maybe New Vector? 🎵 🎵 that was a joke. haha. fat chance 🎵

do you remember when the internet felt like something you were a part of rather than something you used

ah flip. i was betting on this

your honour. are you not entertained

damn bro thats so perspicacious of you

Chilling at Midday Gardens #art #spyro #study

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc...

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

thanks for not saying "inshallah" in front of my parents. i know that took a lot of restraint

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

the 'AI' industry has deep lobbying pockets, and would hate if you knew about this kind of stuff. www.theguardian.com/society/2024...

'cause you will hate yourself in the end. 🎶

lol

hunter biden should get an onlyfans now

hunter biden should get an onlyfans now

i scroll twitter for drama i have no stake in, mastodon for drama im supposed to have a stake in but dont care about, and bluesky for posts about balls

finite jest

there are only two genders. my one and the bad one 😤

life hack: is a Christian acting unchristlike to you? destroy them where they stand with a simple "you're behaving as if hell isnt real". they will immediately drop to the ground and prostrate

peeked into the mastodon timeline. no moral judgement on my part but how do people have so much spare energy to riot about everything

you can tell bluesky is decentralized because sometimes it doesn't work and nobody knows why

they should invent sleep where you dont have to sleep

Retweet if ya got a pee jar

musk takes over bluesky and publishes the bluesky files. it's just pages and pages of figuring out how to get people to stop saying "skeet"

@shaneivannash.bsky.social hey man! welcome to bluesky

born to meow forced to kubectl

i love her so much

i love her so much

"Patriotism is not enough; I must have no hatred or bitterness for anyone"

hot tip to new bsky users: on twitter they're called tweets and on bluesky they're called skeets. dont listen if the bsky devs disagree with me they're just unfun

when she invites you over for Bible study & chill but she pulls out the NIV

barbie would be deep in QAnon if she was real. she'd be drinking unfluoridated water and raw milk

bro i surfed to the dickheads custom feed and it was just your skeets

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