Michael Irvin about to do so much coke Pusha T will cut him off.

Miami doing the thing I didn't expect Mario to be able to do.....

Me waiting for my DoorDash order

This nigga been sacked 3 times already? I knew Miami had a Defense but jesus

Ohio State is going to respond to this asswhipping by scheduling North Carolina A&T in the non-conference

OSU completed a pass to Smith, I went to CVS real quick and now it's 14-0 Miami....wow

Wegmans reduced price ribeyes today coming in clutch

Whomever wins this years NFL ROTY probably shouldn't and the guy I think is going to win isn't even the best rookie on his own team.

It takes 10 seconds to google something usually, which is 15 seconds too long for most of you.

The "Baker is hurt and playing through it" shit has run its course.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Get the rams the fuck outta here. Packers West

In 2026 I want niggas to release themselves from the shackles of lemon pepper. Y’all can do so much better

A shootout was not on my card for this game

Damn man, I ain't even turn it on yet

Buffalo gotta go to NE if all this holds. Good time

How much "Well he's hurt" do I have to deal with this week?

Think you can make a case for kicking or going for two there. Bills got a receiver WAO and the MVP missed the throw. Think you don't feel like that's an obviously wrong call.

Can we dead the repeat mvp talk now? Thx

This y’all mvp?

Both of these offensive coordinators need to be fired

The guy who has little to do with this game for the bills will get all the credit if they pull this off. 🤮

The only one that can save us from Eagles vs. Bills….

This is what I assume Anakin Skywalker would’ve wore to the opera with Palpatine if the Jedi weren’t such fashion haters.

The weekly tradition of an announcer mixing up DeJean & Blankenship is one of my favorites

Dude was coping a plea on that hit but literally nobody cared but Sirianni

The one thing Jordan had right was not getting in the booth and making us question if he actually knew anything about the game.

I need a blizzard to hit this stadium by halftime….then a meteor

They just put on the screen that Julian Love was Jordan Love

“it’s raining, so let’s come out throwing with our slightly above mid QB” - Eagles

My “favorite” thing in sports is the “X is the first player to do <insert a bunch of weird criteria> in league history” Well no shit….y’all just picked some random ass stats to make it sound import but we will NEVER revisit this again

How the fuck did ward get that off

Steelers go for it down four with 2:02 to go. "This is genius!" says Romo.

So tired of the arsonists being able to complain about the ashes of the fires they started with no real push back

This entire game has been a bail out fest for the chargers. This team is ass

Cost me $11 for a Protein Latte in the airport last week. Almost twice as much as normal.

The most expensive meal you’ll ever have… will come from an airport

Rich & Kurt trying to gaslight us about that hit

I’m so annoyed with this shit #strangerthings

Regardless of how good the defense is, there's no excuse for losing to Brosmer

What the fuck is this?

Never met a saints fan whose opinion mattered

Whenever the question starts with, “Why is Michael Irvin…?” The answer is always:

old threats rising again huh

Merry Christmas to everyone but eagles fans, the trump admin & anyone associated with that admin.

Category: Things Jake Paul Can't Do

Damn. Thoughts to all his family, friends and loved ones.

I just went by the new Murfreesboro in-n-out & it looks like parking for a Beyoncé concert

Payton is trying to get Nix to get people killed

My man gonna get lucky but the guardian cap almost cost him a pick