🚨 The White House is now actively covering up a murder.

one of the things i miss most about my childhood is how we'd start the day in primary school, man. 30 full minutes everyone would be reading a book of their choice in complete silence. then the teacher would welcome us and read a bible 'story' and discuss its meaning, and then we'd start the day

ON THAT NOTE OF I HAVEN'T ADDED YOU ON STORYGRAPH YET PLSSS SEND ME YOUR PROFILE OR ADD ME 🥺 app.thestorygraph.com/profile/jazd...

I discovered I have free full access to our city's libraries until my birthday, which is in a month, so I'm going to try to make good use of it 🫡 wish me luck

Everything about this really touched me. Meaningful choices about where the Quran was sourced, what it represents to the public, and communicating and sharing it with the public at a New York Public Library, I can't put into words...

the hospital scheduled me to see the endocrinologist in less than a month !!!!! LFG

IM ALIVE IM ALIVE DONT WORRY EVERYTHING IS FINE

SO happy i'm at my bf's place this NYE. our street's group chat has been lit up all day with people discussing kids throwing fireworks at people, analyzing ring camera footage, who knows this or that kid, who's talked to the cops etc etc 🫩🫩🫩

@rheumcat.bsky.social I was so tempted! lol

also LOVE that snore's apartment gives us like VIP views of all the fireworks while we get to be safe inside with sound insulation and far away from the BS 😗✌️ (this was last year)

my selection of bubbles for this year! couldn't leave the pink glitter on the shelf idc that it's basically lemonade 😭😭

btw this was a person who deadass tried to say "taylor swift fans lives would be more enriched/fulfilled (or some shit don't remember what word it was) if they listened to phoebe bridgers" oh sweet summer child................ how embarrassing

LOOK AT THEMMMMM

who's gna tell em guys..............

uhhhhhh........... pretty sure i'm starting to see some mild peripheral cyanosis on my toes............. and that's on top of the peripheral neuropathy..................

A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials

and this week i discovered my bf's hometown has an ice hockey team that decided to join a german league bc our national leagues were too low level for them and that's so funny to me. bc that's kind of a slay, kind of sad, and they're in the 3rd tier in germany now but they have FANS dude

OH ALSO I LOOOOVED THE NEW KNIVES OUT

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

and finally,, i have returned to my full face makeup routine that has largely stayed the same since 2018..... and this is how it looks after a whole day including two meals and a nap...... you'll have to rip the luminous silk from my cold dead hands i fear

also here's a video of smartie waiting for vos to come around the corner so he can go chase her 😭💖 they're soooo back to being besties!

tomorrow morning snore is taking me to work with him so i can meet all the animals 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

literLly how i feel crawling back to bsky every 1.5 days this month

bringing this back bc i've never stopped thinking about this

a brief explanation of my absence and flakiness lol

I'm so thankful to have such a wonderful relationship with snore's family 🥺🤍 i don't even know how to put it into words but the level of respect and effort and understanding and letting people be themselves just means the world

for the 2nd day of xmas in true dutch fashion we're going to be lazy and cozy and eat and do whatever we feel like today

hope u all had a wonderful 1st day of xmas!!!! here's a belated fit check (lol @ snore's messy hair)

WE DID CHRISTMAS EDITION HITSTER AND IT WAS SNORE'S PARENTS VS SNORE & I WITH ONE POINT LEFT TO WIN SO THEY ASKED A DECIDING QUESTION: WHICH YEAR NONSENSE CHRISTMAS WAS RELEASED 😭😭 WE WONNNNNN LMAO

last year we held this beautiful event at my parents' house in CT. this year people are sending photos of the wreaths they made at home with cuttings from their yard 🥰 still SO happy we did this

got my lil gifts from snore 🥹🫶🏼🎄🎁 merry xmas bloomfies!

sorry but X having another exodus is the most pathetic thing i've ever heard. seeing spineless ppl post things like "twitter's getting worse so i guess im back" ... GETTING worse? GETTING worse????? it was getting worse 2 whole ass years ago! you look RIDICULOUS at this point i'm embarrassed for you

smartie is doing so well i could honestly cry 😭😭 this is the first time he hasn't hidden in the corner window nook the first few days, he hasn't hidden under the bed — he sleeps in my open suitcase under the bed but comes out immediately when we call for him! and he actively comes out for pets 🥹

soooo sad i was already too late when i wanted to fill in the swiftmas form but also happy watching all of you guys 🥹

Trust me mine is better GET THIS FIRST DOWN PLEASE… we team up THROW IT switch sides AAAAHHH TOUCHDOWN!

snore and i are bringing baked mac & cheese to the family potluck tomorrow and decided completely irresponsibly to use a recipe we've never tried before! we're adding panko on top and baking it tomorrow but we baked a lil batch today to taste test and it's DELISH IM SO HAPPY

you guys the plot just thickened........ i think it's actually Extra Chili and MAC messed up their own product ID? the bottom label in the docuseries doesnt look anywhere near as bright enough to be Ruby True 🥲😭🫠 I think it's Extra Chili lollllll fml

i tried it on!!

idk if you guys heard about the eras red lipstick finally being seen on camera and mac confirming it's locked kiss in ruby true? so um hehe

watching the last 2 eps of #TheEndOfAnEra now finallyyyyy 🥹

he's doing so well 🥹🤍 he did all the things! eat, drink, use both litter boxes, get in bed with us, chill on the sofa with me 🥰

oh my GODDDD i swear every time i leave here i forget how INSANELY NICE THE HEATED FLOORS ARE and the SOUND INSULATION AHHHH THE LOUDEST THING IN THIS APARTMENT IS THE CATS WATER FOUNTAIN WDYMMMM

it's 04:37, in my dream i suddenly started begging snore to go swimming with me, then i woke up to find my weighted blanket had fallen off the bed and i think i actually asked him out loud in my sleep to go swimming bc my joints and nerves feel awful without the weighted blanket lmfao

godawful start to my day, couldn't even get up until like 5pm, but snore is on his way and we're taking smartie with us to his place for the holidays so he'll be safe from fireworks and sprite and i'll get to watch today's episodes when we arrive at his place and all will be well insh

oh you guys i'm so mad and annoyed i might actually explode

that's $290 USD/390 CAD/432 AUD for 50ml perfume btw

got 2 perfume samples with my order from a niche beauty store. absolutely obsessed w both of them.......... and then i saw the fucking price tags 💀 KILL ME

one of the best things we ever did as a country was make organ donation opt-out instead of opt-in. just found my donor registration card (they don't issue those anymore) and every time i look at that thing i just feel proud

well my new debit cards came and i was worried they wouldn't print my custom photos on these bc this was a free replacement to get a new generation debit card (with card details you can use to pay online) but they still did!!! yay