i'll be adding a lot to this but it takes a bit of time so you might see me come back to this a bunch

✨thread of nail products I ordered from AliExpress/China that I'd actually recommend✨ ⚠️‼️ WORKING WITH AN EFILE/NAIL DRILL AND/OR ACRYLATES/NAIL PRODUCTS THAT YOU CURE UNDER A LAMP CAN CAUSE SERIOUS HARM TO YOUR BODY WHEN DONE IMPROPERLY AND SHOULD NEVER BE TAKEN LIGHTLY ‼️⚠️

would anyone be interested in a thread of nail/manicure/nail art supplies i got from aliexpress that are actually worth it? obviously not gel polish and the like, i'm very serious about safety lol. tools etc! i have a bunch i could share but it's too much work if no one cares

LOOK AT THIS CHROME AND GLITTER IM SO OBSESSED (my poor cuticles were victimized by a regular half moon file that i apparently didn't prep the entire edge of)

i also ordered a bunch of press on extensions and magnetic holders for them to create designs and it was meant for me to test chrome combos and art before i do it on my own nails but then i realized i can design press ons for people??? so my sister is getting a set mailed to her every month now!!

i've started my fill of the month (and changing shape from almond/oval to square and this shape is new to me so it's not crisp yet ik ik) and this hand... is supposed to be giving deluxe cd glitter, shiny bug, opalite, target edition etc etc!!! excited to continue today

oh btw health update!!!!! i think i might have a prolapse!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!! no one tells you about prolapses when you're fucking TWENTY-SIX 💀

also there's a new kitten in the house and she's a severely goofy goober (rock!) and her name is sprite

btw did you all get tix for the release party? 🥺 i'm going with my boyfriend and my friend in a room that can hold 425 ppl so im really hoping it'll sell out and i can hand out a million bracelets

ppl who got photo 3 how does it feel to be god's favorite........

besties if anyone has extras, PLEASE consider Nicole! I have experience shipping internationally from the US and I can help you figure out shipping costs and customs forms if you need me to!!!!!! it's nbd!

ended up being $7.56 for CT btw!!

i'm still in disbelief the one i wanted sold out the actual SECOND it let me into the purchase page jesus christ the universe is having a laugh!!!! i feel so bamboozled its like i can't process the fact that i did actually succeed 😭😭😭😭😭

if anyone wants to trade 3 for 4 i would literally love you forever

i don't know whether to be overjoyed or cry. i wanted 3 i put 4 in there for insurance and i wanred to sell it to someone fv 😭😭😭😭😭😭 this was literally THE moment it let me in 🙃

10 minutes im going to THROW UP

GUYS HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY IN SHIPPING???? AND WHAT STATE

i actually think the universe owes me this tbh with the time i've been having lately

im using my sisters card and im SO SCARED ITS GOING TO ASK FOR A COMFITMATYION CODE AND SHE WON'T POCK UP THE PHONE OR SOMETHING AND I CANT VALM DOWN

wth am i hearing abt shipping costs im STRESSED i don't have a ton of money on that US card

i literally feel sick why is this so stressful

i was literaly having a mental breakdown when they dropped so here i am in my depression PJs that smell like anxiety sweat staring at "you're in line to check out"

guys the US isn't selling a million copies we're literally all in an endless queue 😭😭😭

Hi besties I am still on hiatus but I wanted to let you know I messaged Dutch Pathé, because the releasepartyofashowgirl website has booking info for international exhibitors in the footer, and they came back to me in no time to say a Dutch *distributor* needs to offer it to them!

someone take my phone away from me why am i doing this to myself at 2:40am in this state

yea bye i'm not strong enough to watch the chiefs implode again 😭😭 i lowkey struggled through The Kingdom bc the thought of eventually having to relive the depressing implosion of super bowl 59 just filled me with dread 💀 good NIIIIIGHT

my mental health has gone down the drain lately, i thought i wouldn't be awake for this game but i am so i tuned in and the first thing i saw was worthy getting hurt??? im going tf to bed i can't take this 🥲🥲

we watched her NFL star fiancee praise her intellect and career achievements for 2 hours straight while she pet his face and basically called him her pretty himbo, and we're supposed to believe attending sports games and having domestic hobbies makes her a tradwife? fuck ALL the way off lmfao

quick question: does taylor swift need to be in perpetual active beef with a vindictive president for people to believe she's not conservative and not a republican? are people OK????

when i say "i am confusion" or "america explain/exblain" this is what im referencing btw

sabrina's new album sounds like a combination of everything she's done so far combined with some more show-like, flairful elements and a really nostalgic sound and i really love it but the "responsible guy" in tears sounds insanely clunky to me and HOW WAS GO GO JUICE NOT THE LEAD SINGLE???

I guess it's the daughter-of-two-Baghdadis in me but any time a military aircraft is low or loud enough I can't shake the feeling that something might be wrong this time 🫠 and every time i feel silly but apparently this aircraft is exceptionally loud so it makes sense that it startled me lol

see now i'm hearing chinooks again. busy day in the sky

omg we get so many military aircrafts flying over us bc we live relatively close to an airbase, and usually it's just chinooks floating around and the odd jet, but just now i was startled by an insane amount of plane noise, only to see a US air force aircraft flying so low above us! gmornin

now who tf is going to believe me when i say i've wanted a large elongated cushion or emerald cut since i was 17? they're all going to think i just want what taylor has 💀 i have the pinterest boards to prove it tho 😭😭😭

I genuinely thought that we wouldn't know until one random day there was a People magazine exclusive about their secret wedding

DIAMONDS???? WHAT DOES IT MEAAANNNN

you guys I have my very own special reason to cry today. WDYM MY BABY SISTER IS A SENIOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

the jeweler Travis designed the ring with specializes in vintage inspired styles and ethically sourced stones????? oh my god he did so well 🥹

😭😭😭

We don't give out an award for successfully using a fire extinguisher, but if we did it would be yet another award won by Taylor Swift.

In addition to being one of history's most successful musicians, Taylor Swift has also successfully used a fire extinguisher.

"they have to maintain good relationships between the royal houses, I get it" - my bf 😭😭😭

Also btw

IM HOWLINGGDJSJDJEJ

HE KNEW WHAT HE WANTED AND BOY HE GOT HER

ah now i can FINALLY say tayhusband without it sounding bad <3

ok now i can finally say: I was hoping for this after the podcast 🥺 Hearing her speak about the downtime they had with family and how she got to have long conversations about life with her parents, it really felt like a moment in her life that could have given her clarity on sth like marriage

I'm so excited for Travis to become Mr. Swift

honestly atp they could be legally married and those people would say it's just a contract, there's no reasoning with that 😭