wie nog meer licht oververhit na 15 minuten in de zon op het balkon

ik heb in de afgelopen maand meer e-learnings gedaan dan in de rest van m'n leven bij elkaar

"ja, doe 's gek" zeggen als iemand vraagt of diegene iets (heel normaals) zal doen 🙂‍↕️

Did you guys know that sharing & caring makes you feel alive. Crazy!

had ik maar 1 sigaret nu

Most smells are too overpowering

took a shower and washed my hair in the middle of the afternoon so it air dries before i go to bed and don't have to blow dry it #youngho

🏆🥇 voor "uw zorg online", eerste prijs in de wedstrijd Slechtste Zorgplatform Ooit

"another day of living in the city!" - my next door neighbor after telling me he got his side mirror ripped clean off his car during the night

if you ever have to choose between living across the street from a primary school (with a playground) or living across the street from a cemetery, you should choose the cemetery. Trust me because i've had both

i am soooooo SOOOO lucky to get to go home every day to an apartment that i feel safe in, and, most importantly, where my cat and my love are

thinking about the crows at my new job. and about how i'm going to bring bird seed the next time i go in and become friends with them

i never use my middle name for anything but i have to say. i like having it. a chic, mysterious extra initial, and you don't know what it stands for unless you ask me directly....... I like that

i am normal and unburdened by the fragility of being

i like it when clouds are pink on top

opening linkedin is the quickest way to ruin your own day. Every post is like Hey guys i just finished my PhD while also being 10 months pregnant, and also I'm only 23 and I volunteer and also everyone loves me and I've traveled to every country <3 :)

me: steps outside some company: CAN YOU PLEASE FILL OUT A SURVEY ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

Nice Dream by Radiohead and Happier Than Ever by Billie Eilish are kindred spirits if you think about it

you either die before you meet your hero or you live long enough to see them become a villain, or whatever they say

AT5 ❤️

adulthood be like welcome to your evening. It lasts from 8 pm to 9 pm

Does anyone have any happy music recommendations for someone whos just getting into happy music

ins: - frizzy curls - churches being used for anything but their intended purpose - iced earl grey lattes

one thing about me is im going to be on clevelandclinic dot org. Shoutout to cleveland clinic, u are my #2 behind wikipedia

i am ambitious in theory but in practice i really just want to like. lay down all day every day

lizzy mcalpine is on her instagram story talking about the colonoscopy she had and i've never loved her more

wish i was in da pool rn

the forced ad breaks instagram has recently introduced are doing a really good job of getting me off the app. Which i'm sure wasn't their intention but it works for me

being 27 means googling stuff like "how to live in the moment" on a tuesday morning in april

friendship with YwAdriene ENDED after this dumb ass practice today 🙏 no one talk to me i'm pissed off

i love living in a city!!! i love convenience!!!!!!!!

So fucked up that the only way out is through. And the only way to know, is to try

thank god the netherlands doesn't care much about hierarchy in the workplace because i am not interested in saying "sir" to some guy in skinny jeans

i try my hardest to be environmentally conscious but sometimes i buy those yogurt pouches with the plastic caps. and then i wonder if i should be shot in the head with a recycled gun and a compostable bullet

no work phone so no responsibility for it :) no work phone so no separate phone number for work group chats :(

Guys im sorry i fucking hate april fools. Why are you lying to me and taking advantage of my trusting nature

I look at older women and I don't know them. But when I look at a younger girl, I know her

goodbye Paris, hello France

never EVER comment on a tiktok because you will get notifications every day of someone liking your comment for months. Years, even

Finally i have learned that if my stomach hurts and i feel very bloated and uncomfortable i might just need to pee. Only took me 27 years

i am too woke to be here 🧍🏼‍♂️

@sanquin-forlife.bsky.social ?

can't do work tasks because digid does not work. This is god telling me i should go out and buy plants for my balcony

pisses me off when water + caffeine doesnt fix my headache

Bloodbank sent me a letter telling me to urge my family members to sign up as a donor (because they need more of my blood group and family is more likely to have the same blood group) and it feels like i'm trying to recruit people for an MLM

Nothing more humbling than when a new person starts following your instagram and their feed is a very chique 12 post collection and yours is a cringe nightmare 500+ post dumpsite

being dutch means at some point you're going to have to rent a storage unit to put all of the tote bags you get for free from everywhere all the time

Life gets a little easier when you assume no one really knows what they're doing

de huisvuilcentrale 💔