testing the new phone's camera quality and I'm not upset about it #fcf

happy october third! remember, everybody: if you or your toddlers recklessly try to reanimate the soul of a loved one with the chemical parts of a human body, write about it in your burn book and pretend you didn't and "accidentally" tell everyone at school!

tried to load the pokemon pocket app for the first time in a month and it just freezes? app store says it doesn't need updates but am I already that far behind?

Update 10/2: I realized how much progress I'd made towards my goals and I made a gofundme update breaking down some of the details. I still don't have an exact timeline yet, but I see the light at the end of the tunnel. if anyone wants to help me keep climbing, anything helps!

me, freshly calmed down after having a bit of a breakdown: honestly this might be the answer to the question, I get that, maybe it's time again me a few days later when a mental health professional reaches out:

"try not to bring home any more old crutches!"

my libido in a bathroom stall: should I call him? my aching joints, chronic headaches, and lack of patience washing their hands: girl NO!!!!!!

when someone gives "extremely bisexual and fuckable" vibes and then they grow the goatee and wear the shades and suddenly they're a republican by proxy 🙃😬🤮

today I've been reminded how trauma responses wired my libido to correlate with my anger. I've had a really bad day and I wanna be bounced on about it.

he looks and acts like he's been on horse tranquilizers for so long he doesn't know what decade it is. he's not there. there's nothing in there. no heart or soul, probably no brain, just money and bullshit. and for what???

Another Monday morning...

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team idk which one of you needs to hear this but expecting us to provide *checks notes* credit card info????? to use your platform????? do you think we're stupid?????? nuke me if you want, I have half a mind to leave on my own. there's no reason for all that!

Post something random or you'll have an awful October:

I don't know if my mom took Tylenol. I do know that her mother had a meticulous "precious moments" collection, you know the ones. they had to be arranged very specifically, and she would rearrange them every other sunday to mix things up but DO NOT touch them after that. don't even look at them.

Update 9/25: I made a more detailed post on the gofundme, but the short version: I got an upgrade for my phone for cheap, it'll be here in a week or so, and I was able to extend the free plan for another year. I'm working towards knocking out the eviction, in the meantime anything helps!

if it's only for poor people then they'd make it free or at least more affordable

squad goals

the shelter allows us to like, cordially dip out for a day or two if we're working and in good standing and can afford to go do whatever it is we wanna go do. which is cool! I'm trying to wait patiently until I'm closer to paying off the eviction to do that, but damn do I wanna do that

Update 9/25: I made a more detailed post on the gofundme, but the short version: I got an upgrade for my phone for cheap, it'll be here in a week or so, and I was able to extend the free plan for another year. I'm working towards knocking out the eviction, in the meantime anything helps!

This made me laugh extra hard today

Me this week.

so it's safe to assume the rapture technically happened, but so few people are actual christians, we haven't noticed yet. welcome to the tribulation. it's gonna be mildly inconvenient, until the meteor pollutes the ocean and carries a swarm of giant warrior locusts. then it gets funky!

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

as a "left behind books" kid I keep thinking, not about the rapture, but about the seven years that follow. because if that goes down like that, it's gonna be a shit show, but isn't it already a shit show, did the tribulation already start, is trump our carpathia or is someone behind him --

good thing about it being the rapture is that even though it’s a tuesday it kinda feels like a friday

if someone tries to rapture me tomorrow I think I'm just gonna respond the same way I responded to a jehovahs witness who tried to climb into my broken car window when I was stuck in traffic "I'm very gay! 'three seasons of glee on my tivo gay!"

I ate a sweet tart when I was 5 and I've been gay ever since. wake up, sheeple!!

my phone: *overheats and almost implodes* me: neat! that's fine I guess. I can still use the laptop when needed me: *brings laptop outside in the sun for 12 hours* the laptop: *overheats* me: what the FUCK caused this

Tomorrow! Quick! What are y'all wearing to the rapture?

Watch the Rapture... RUPTURE 🤣😂🤣

also if I see you saying you're a disney adult again after performatively boycotting for two days, you're not hot, you're not smart, you have an odor I don't appreciate and you're getting blocked and fuck your feelings about it

that's fantastic, for him. fuck disney regardless.

I'm getting weird bot emails about the gofundme. I'm not sure what's going on but it's a dozen new verification codes in a row. I can access it from the laptop so I'm changing my passwords just in case. if it disappears with no warning from me, something bad happened lol

me waking up with post-rapture clarity on wednesday morning

in honor of fat bear week I just wanna flop around and be non-threatening as long as I'm just left tf alone to flop around. like, just let me walk by. I just exist. I'm here. now I'm going over there. I think there's a river over there so I'm checking it out. bye!

technologically advance a band: iCloud Cult

my phone is almost five years old and I'm just tech savvy enough to know that's fairly old for a phone. I think it's finally going into retirement. it won't change for more than thirty seconds, and trying to open any second thing with music playing will just make it shut down

I've never been a disney adult, so I'm watching the disney adults on my feeds like "THIS is the thing that makes me stop being a disney adult!!!" ok?? two things: - there have been plenty of valid reasons for close to two decades before this valid reason - some of you say this three times a year

Update 9/19: progress towards the eviction is going well. I'm starting the job hunt again, I'm still working through the shelter but that job is temporary by design. I need to figure out what I can afford and where. the shelter assists to an extent, but anything helps!

me looking at the state of the whole English speaking world rn:

they didn't feel like they could get away with what he really wanted, so they made him hold something. noted! looks like a fun new place to piss and shit!

I couldn't pick just one, but share a scene that's etched into your brain:

when you're so batshit ignorant you don't even know how to spell the thing you aren't:

No notes

"there's things I'm allowed to say and do because I'm god's most special soldier, and then there's everyone else, and they're bad and wrong for it, but I'm still special"

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Luigi Mangione’s state terrorism charges have been dismissed. (www.cbsnews.com/news/luigi-m...)

also I've overheard that borderlands 4 is flopping, not as hard as 3 but still flopping, and that devs are basically saying "stop bitching and just trust us bro" so that's... disappointing, but not surprising tbh. I still haven't finished 3. oh well. time to restart 2 for the hundredth time