Update 12/26: so a former manager from the last city I was in will occasionally check in with me, he knows my situation and was super supportive of the move, and he got in touch with another store here and set up an interview for me? anything helps!

Anyways here's Wonderwall

in college I had a friend group who fucking loved playing monopoly and clue and other such board games and I'm missing that energy :/

I'm pretty sure I've said this before but it bears repeating. I enjoy when I see a genitals on this app and I'm like "that looks like XYZ's genitals" and I'm right. sometimes I catch myself scrolling too fast and a quick peep at a genitals brings me back. sigh. y'all have nice genitals!

Update 12/26: so a former manager from the last city I was in will occasionally check in with me, he knows my situation and was super supportive of the move, and he got in touch with another store here and set up an interview for me? anything helps!

Gays be like "she served c*nt" and it's just Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. It's me. I'm gays.

I was changing clothes and realized I could do something fun. idk merry crimbuh or whatever

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

where i create from

Not one gay called themselves “Ebenezer Splooge” and I am disappointed.

me: *is usually pretty specific about textures* me: *has never, to the best of my knowledge, ever actually tried cottage cheese ever in his life* also me: cottage cheese is the thing I want most in the world right now in this moment?

Update 12/24: happy whatever you might celebrate in december! I am unfortunately pulling guard duty tomorrow. I'm not sure what the shelter has planned for the holiday, or if I can even be involved. tbh I think I'd be happier staying outside on a day where not much is happening. anything helps!

there's probably a reason, sarah. there is likely a legitimate and thought-out reason, or a list of reasons even! it isn't for nothing. even if it is the most painful thing a person does for themselves (and that's valid! that pain is real!) there's a reason they choose it over alternatives.

merry christmas and fuck tera raids actually

I will say having my sister standing in solidarity unprompted like "I'm not giving your exes any bait" is kinda nice. like I still don't feel like we're really siblings but you care enough about a fellow human to not do that to me. and that's cool

RT to have a Gimmighoul 2026 where you'll be relaxed and surrounded by treasure

anyway there will never be a bad time to watch the digimon movie. you don't even *need* to watch the series to enjoy it! it's funny with or without context

2 (TWO) of my exes have reached out to my relatives this holiday season and I'm like, yeah bitch. remember when I was doing okay and you treated me like shit? tell your moms I remember their kindness but for the love of god leave me and my relatives tf alone forever

my most recent ex ALSO reached out to my sister and I'm like. tell your mom I said hello and I'm glad she liked me, and then leave me tf alone

tbt to the summer of '09. my very first job with an agricultural company. our assistant team lead had a serious discussion about clint (our team lead) & how we shouldn't be calling him "clit" behind his back. nobody was doing that and nobody started, but we all agreed it was objectively hilarious.

Update 12/21: I've got a couple interviews tomorrow with places that are a lot closer to me than the shelter. I don't necessarily expect an answer right away since it's a holiday week, but I'm also not gonna turn down interviews. maybe they're just that eager to hire? anything helps!

I have no idea what it's meant to be but I've never wanted to gently run my fingers across something so bad in my LIFE

I can't figure out what's more upsetting. the fact that erika would (presumably) sign off on all the money to make this shit happen instead of something constructive, or seeing a black woman in the industry using her success to entertain and be involved with this bullshit

✨ SHE'S HERE ✨

Update 12/21: I've got a couple interviews tomorrow with places that are a lot closer to me than the shelter. I don't necessarily expect an answer right away since it's a holiday week, but I'm also not gonna turn down interviews. maybe they're just that eager to hire? anything helps!

Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean you have to be around people you don’t like or don’t respect you. DNA doesn’t grant access

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Dick in my butt

damn

this is the ideal gay couple you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like

I am really close to filling my violet pokedex for the first time ever, so if any scarlet girlies want an excuse to go to another room and escape relatives on holiday visits 🥺🥺

I'm not even heated about the rivalry, but some of the response being an angry "we don't need to see that" feels a little backwards and disappointing. don't go fuck butts if you can't handle the idea of douching. it's part of the deal. also, the awkward comedy of one's first douche? content!

other platforms: ai slop, right-wing nationalism, general gross behavior this platform: queer people having discussions about douching

Why are you gay?

also I just got called for an interview at a place that's a 5 minute walk from where I'm living now 🤞🤞

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Update 12/17: I updated the amazon list with a couple of kitchen items that are A) more affordable than what I'm finding nearby in person, and B) useful to have since I have 2 burners but no oven. I made a point to pick things that said "free shipping" and I updated the address. anything helps!

does the "winner" get access to the epstein files?

the front office said they're doing their monthly inspection today around 11am and like, cool. I've been here three days, idk what you're looking for but you won't find shit here. it's creeping up on 5pm. no sign of them. I want to be free (to be less clothed)! and I don't think that's unreasonable!

this slutty little mirror might actually be my favorite part of living here

and what about it?

me @ the real world: I come here to get the fuck AWAY from y'all!! I want spaces where y'all aren't breathing down my neck!!

I *hate* this color actually. I hate red and it's too red to enjoy as a brown, if that makes sense *but* it says I match with "peach fuzz" and that's cute and fun and I'm a fan of that

whoever was nice enough to get something off the wishlist, first of all thank you! but also, I just noticed a "prime members mhip delivery by this date, non-members by this date" label while looking around. if you're comfortable doing so, can you DM me about what it says on your end?

(content warning: down-there health) I was avoiding uhhh enjoying my newfound privacy, I had a random day of soreness a couple weeks ago. thought it was a prior medical issue. took a nap and woke up with a problem. solved it. we're fine, I think!

whoever was nice enough to get something off the wishlist, first of all thank you! but also, I just noticed a "prime members mhip delivery by this date, non-members by this date" label while looking around. if you're comfortable doing so, can you DM me about what it says on your end?

Update 12/17: I updated the amazon list with a couple of kitchen items that are A) more affordable than what I'm finding nearby in person, and B) useful to have since I have 2 burners but no oven. I made a point to pick things that said "free shipping" and I updated the address. anything helps!

when your work friends think you're a sweetie pie but you've got things to say when you walk in on a monday:

the happy little dog who lives next door, apparently:

I can't be the only one who thought "if you were in my contact list before we were on socials, we will not find each other on socials" I don't need to see my coworker's entire hole or their plate of eggplant parmesan or whatever! you can have my number or my handle. not both? do people do both?