@claricewillow.bsky.social There's some wholesome Warhammer content on the TikToks. Gonna send you the one where they go to the Space Imperium Ice Cream shop.

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

"New post notification from CPSC."

Some influencers really love to toot their own horn over predicting something incredibly obvious. For example, just saw a guy talking about ICE agents getting shot ("as I predicted"). And it's like undiscovered tribes in the Amazon could have predicted that would happen, you waffle.

ICE agents in five years:

Sinners was not what I was expecting... rill good though.

Fireflies still out this late?

Just spent like $20 on poison ivy stuff cause I got it on my hike on Thursday. it's not as bad in the past but it's friggin annoying.

Or rather, we will grieve, but destroy/obstruct any attempts at prevention.

One of my "rules" about dating app profiles is that if they have 4 pics where you are like "They're hot!" and 1 that makes you shudder, their "day-to-day look" will always be the worst pic.

I stepped outside to get a package and Lord, I'm sitting here sweating.

So apparently TikTok was sold to Oracle so there's another app I won't be using after March.

No one could have possibly foreseen this except those woke eggheads who told you that vitamins are not a substitute for vaccines.

Sale: This weight lifting bench is 71% off! Me: Interested ... Sale: $20 for shipping. Me:

Think I found my go-to breakfast sandwich. 1 egg 1/4c egg whites 1 slice American Cheese* 3 slices Canadian bacon Lettuce Tomato Onion English muffin (light) Splash of Sriracha.

I love that when I wake up in the morning, Beans is always asleep on the dresser next to me, by the window. Which is perfect, since I toss and turn a lot.

Watching Terminator 2 and I forgot that the mall cleaning guy gets caught in the firefight between the Terminators and no one cares except for the next shift cleaning guy, who will likely have to clean up the body.

Rewatching Strange New Worlds. Knowing what we know about Dr M'Benga, how come he didn't just ghost all the pirates?

Apparently Flacco is going to start for the Browns. I mean, a lot of experience and the guy can play, but probably rill fragile.

All 15 members of LBs police department will be instrumental in helping ICE by keeping the local Sheetz clear of illegals.

Changed the lyrics of Ceann's "Pretty on the Inside" to "You're my kitties on the inside" and singing to the cats. They are not amused.

I was outside for less than 3 minutes and that was a big nope for me, big fellas.

Minnesota is keeping Texas close in our hearts as devastating flooding continues. We stand ready to help our neighbors down south in any way we can as communities begin the long road to recovery.

I bought a drawing app. Thinking I may draw people I know as Star Wars characters. So if you see a Twi'lek or something that kinda resembles you, that's what's going on. (Don't worry, I'm not actually going to post anything... I haven't drawn in 30 years and digital drawing is a new experience.)

Okay this made me laugh

Watching another bad movie. The bad guys keep using a call that Bob and Doug McKenzie used and I can't stop hearing the bad guys say "Take off hoser!" in my brain.

Watching a movie called Arena that is a blend of Babylon 5 sets, camera shots, music and actors from DS9 and Bab 5. It's rill bad.

Yeah, I'll do without, thanks.

Good news everyone! Scientists have discovered and interstellar objects going faster than anything ever recorded. And if it hits Earth, it would be "catastrophic." So we have that to look forward to!

Me: I think today is a good day to try drawing again. iPad: No power. Pen: No power. Me: So uh, later I guess.

Celebrating Independence Day by watching the movie "Independence Day". Pretty sure if it were made today the White House staff would have called Jeff Goldblum's character a "woke libtard," wouldn't have believed him, and it would have been over in 20 minutes.

Apparently ICE tried to round up Haitians in a black neighborhood and that did not go well.

Finding the spot that Betty wants scratched.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that weed does nothing to. All it does to me is give me vertigo and make me really irritable.

Another Example Of Trump Being Trump youtu.be/8BtrIvogKUU?...

Oh hey, it's nephew No. 4's bday.

Don't worry guys ... I'm sure the Dems are drafting strongly worded letters asking for donations as we speak.

Mike Johnson just said if you are for reducing the deficit, this bill is for you. The bill adds 3-4 trillion dollars to the deficit. They just lie.

the zoomers have rebranded vacation

Shut the fuck up, CNN

I hope all the furries have the best time this weekend :)

Islamic cleric ordered a Fatwa against DJT and Netanyahu. If DJT gets hit because everyone is focused on immigrants and he put a lawn boy in charge of terrorist threats, I'm going to laugh so hard...

Joke: The CIA is testing a woman for a mission. The final test: They enter a room. Inside, her husband is tied to a chair. They give her an (unloaded) gun, tell her to kill him, and leave. She comes out later, all sweaty, and says "The gun was empty. I had to beat him to death with the other chair."

Tried on a pair of shorts that was about 2 inches away from buttoning a few weeks ago. Today I could button them ... a bit snug, but still ... progress is progress.

Just want to power through this day and start my 4 day weekend...

Betty, from atop the fridge.

I knew McDonald's price increases had far outpaced inflation, but I didn't realize they were also far outpacing other fast food restaurants.