Is this good?

As if the direct result of this isn’t going to be “groyper males join because they’re promised a tradwife and then no more girls actually join so they end up leaving again”

Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...

You are complicit

Banter timeline

Has anyone investigated hooking generators up to Labour MPs so we can generate electricity using all the U-turns?

Screw rhino boner pills, traditional Chinese medicine needs to be investigating muntjac boner pills

I had a bolle med ost (bun with cheese) for my breakfast this morning and I’m still thinking about it. Outrageous how good it is. The UK needs to get on this stat

Hilarious that Machado is now offering the share the Peace Prize with Trump

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

What do you think it means you snide bellend

Traitors is someone at the Beeb who said “hey remember Raven? Let’s bring that back but combine it with Amogus”

There’s a group of people who love to claim far and wide that they’re more leftwing than *insert current popular left wing politician here* yet never do anything to show it. I’m sure that doesn’t actually mean anything

One of the best to ever do it

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

The actual real explanation always turns out to be way more dumb and insulting than you imagined it was.

Apparently my girlfriend’s step-grandad is on a hospital ward where there’s an outbreak of scabies. What in the Napoleonic Wars fuck

V good - as Tom points out, much of living in the UK today is built around either believing, or tolerating, being lied to directly to your face. Pointing out the lie will get you yelled at, castigated and publicly shamed, and underneath it all, a fear of what happens once the lie unravels

Chuck Schumer lifetime bitch

Something deeply incongruous about hearing For The Fallen being read out in a very bored customer service voice over a PA at Center Parcs. Feels more like an incantation than anything else

In awe of the levels of hating, an inspiration to us all

My girlfriends cat is such a fancy lad

The irony of The Torygraph criticising “copying the tactics of Farage and Trump” when they love Farage and Trump, they just can’t nakedly admit it to the level they want to

Hasn’t Kieth Stauner spent the last few years telling us we’re flat broke and there’s no money for anything?

I’m struggling to wrap my head around the levels of hubris involved here, it’s like MBS played Mass Effect and just decided “yes I need that”

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

You’re not allowed to do that, only we can do that! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

It’s going to be interesting to see whether Dem party leadership embrace Mamdani winning or whether they treat it as an aberration

I’m just idly opining here, this isn’t meant to be coherent, but I’m sort of less shocked about this sort of punitive punishment happening at a public/private school as opposed to state schools

We strip-mined the future, the rich tearing the whole planet apart, the middle class getting bought off with a house. Now the future is the present and the kids who have to grow up in the ruins are asking: where's my future? And the answer is "fuck you, why are you trying to take my house?"

Just found my idiot robot vacuum beeping pitifully having ingested a sock trying to mount my bathroom scale. Feels like a cautionary tale about hedonism

I already spend enough time in airports, I definitely don’t want to have to turn up two hours early for my fucking train

So Blair’s had the memo that quantum computing is the next thing to keep the bubble going

Douglas Adams was a true visionary for realizing that if doors could talk, that would actually be really terrible.

Mirror by Rita Dove 🤍 #poetry #sunday #poetrysky #smallpoemsunday @tomsnarsky.bsky.social

youtu.be/lAIGb1lfpBw This has been making me so happy all day

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”

Ah man I'm loving seeing the tension between the factions who have decided it's time for Reeves to go and the ones who are desperate for her to at least eat the least popular budget in British history before she's made to go.

I’ve just found the ultimate gammon profile picture on Threads. I’m in awe of how glorious it is

oh this is my specialist subject. please enjoy the single worst thing bonay ever wrote

bittersweet seeing parts of the lethargic british press sluggishly get around to wondering if US far-right religious think tanks are working to influence british politics. they are, yes! it is not secret! do your jobs better!

This is like your most annoying friend now celebrating their birth week, but even more unhinged

I know the British politico-commentariat is fucking stupid but this is the most fucking stupid I’ve seen them in a while

Ah yeah, just an innocent smol bean border guard

Unlimited Butlerian jihad on the mechanical world now

My brain refuses to believe that he’s right way up and that that isn’t just a massive chin

Ok credit where it’s due, the gov uk ecosystem for doing admin stuff is really streamlined and well integrated. A genuinely impressive bit of tech and joined up thinking. Now if the government used that sort of thinking for everything else

I’ve peeked behind the curtain at quantum computing and let me just say: lol, lmao