Coconut destroying ai would be the funniest thing

Black swan wants to know if you have hydrated!

What the Candy corn are those hills?

Rebecca Solnit finds reasons to be optimistic: "What the far right is doing globally, I think, is largely backlash. A new world is being born, and they’re basically trying to abort it. Which is a little ironic, given their views on abortion.” www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...

Baby's first cosplay! Topic: moss! 😍

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Piper? Oh, fuck, no!

GUYS GUYS! Something coded a english -to-linkedin translator and I am dying here laughing. translate.kagi.com?from=en&to=L...

Eine der besten Sachen daran, Auswanderer zu sein: alle paar Jahre einen Namen zu hören und zu sagen "ach, den gibt's noch?" Und die neidischen Blicke der Freunde wenn man sagt dass man von dem seit ewig nicht gehört hat.

Ok fellow writers. Who let their villain out of their book? I mean this is "would be too extreme for marvel-villains"- territory.

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Why not just use bike lanes? (Oil tankers, welcome to the war on cars I guess)

"Dr. Ratthi, please state the nature of the emergency"

"How may potatoes do you want, child?" Kid: "Four" *gives kid four potatoes* Kid: Nooo! me: What? Kid: *screaming* I wanted four potatoes. Me: That IS four... Kid: *screaming louder* Noooo Me: Look, one, two... Kid: *turning red* nooo

Hey @kbspangler.com I think Hope should get this as a tshirt!

Happy international women's day to all women tall or short, thick or thin, cis or trans! #iwd #international #womens #day

Available painting round-up! 🐦 Birds with snacks Acryla gouache on paper $150 each (5.5x5.5") Also I'm free for bird commissions if you want your own bird+snack painting! DM to claim/inquire!

Very professional voting system like every year... #mello

i think i just stumbled into a manga black hole... is 48 too old to start manga?

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Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Paul atreides just called. He wants his people back. (But they are in their napalm era #mello #melodifestivalen

Friend-shaped!

HAPPY WORLD HIPPO DAY!

Please enjoy this day's entry for " fluff against the horrors": grizzly cosplayling Balou the bear.

The abyss asked for an emotional support blåhaj.

Oh fucking hell- LOKI, was hast du jetzt wieder angestellt?!?

Fuck discord I'm going back to Hostenbach Jugendheim.

"And Tina, how are you doing nowadays?" I just started my 6th walkthrough of Stardew valley. My character is named SecUnit. It just planted a shitton of strawberries.

We need mutual witch. I mean community netwitching. ( 3d printing whistles, tea and curses)

Die 99 Centaktion des Tintenzirkel! Nur heute veranstaltet mein Schreibforum einen großen Ebookverkauf. Unter anderem auch mit meinen geliebten Supermamas (wenn man zu müde vom Windeln wechseln ist, dass man denkt man schwebt). Link zur Aktion: blog.topazhauyn.de/14-phantasti...

Me, an ignorant European: Soooo.... you have an owl?... and that owl is really great, honestly superb? It's name is ... Bad bunny? And for some reason a lot of people are very angry about that?

I feel really bad. I just blocked an artist. Her art was great, but it triggered my anxiety really badly. and it just kept coming up! I hide the entry? Comes up on my mobile. I go back to my laptop? New picture coming up. WTF Bluesky?

"If I can GENERATE a book a day and you need six months to WRITE one" ... DO YOU THINK ROMANCE IS LIKE A LOREM IPSUM?!? Lorem ipsum dolor beutiful stranger, consectetur adipisci elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt oh just fuck already. See? generated a romance

I encourage you to stop on in to the 'Shale and Well Met' for a pint of.. well, I'm not sure what. But boy is the company great!

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

OH FOR SWEET BABY JESUS SAKE! DID NOBODY BETAREAD THIS VERSION OF OUR TIMELINE?? MY EDITOR WOULD HAVE HAD MY HEAD IF I HAD WRITTEN SUCH A TRANSPARENT DRIVEL! MAKES JAMES BOND LOOK REALISTIC.

A Kea parrot snatches a camera, capturing its entire act on film. Recently, while Alexandra Verheul and her family were hiking in Fiordland National Park, they unexpectedly encountered New Zealand's famous kea parrots. Unnoticed by them, a kea snatched a camera that had been placed on a railing.

This week, we welcome back @seananmcguire.bsky.social to talk writing Lorwyn: Eclipsed! She takes us on a field trip to Lorwyn-Shadowmoor and tells us what it's like writing a story for a long-loved and long-unvisited plane! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

The Grammys.

I love this site so much!

ok, wie macht man heutzutage Buchwerbung? "Wollt ihr euch von der Realität ein wenig erholen? Dann lest Ragnarök, mit... dem Ende der Welt... und Verrat... und Monster... und... ok, das mit der Werbung übe ich noch mal. ...wenigstens hat Frida ihr Schwert dabei...

Als hätten wir selbst nicht genug ice, ich meine Faschisten... Einreiseverbot für ICE-Beamte! Wir können und müssen verhindern, dass dieser Faschismus auf unseren Kontinent exportiert wird. Jetzt WeAct-Petition unterzeichnen. weact.campact.de/petitions/tr...

Selten, dass Deutschland mehr Schnee hat als Stockholm. Aber wir haben auch ein bisschen. (Und kaaalt)

snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread

Unterschrieben und geteilt. Sprecher verdienen es nicht, dass ihre Stimmen gestohlen werden.

Was hilft gegen Eis/ICE auf den Straßen und schlimme Nachrichten besser, als ein gutes Comic? Also geben wir heute allen, die sich trotzdem auf die Straßen wagen, einen Rabatt von 20% auf alle nicht-preisgebundene Waren. Kommt vorbei und sagt das Code Wort "F**k Eis". #ICE #Eis #Berlin

Gunther sounds like "THEY HAVE SOUP! DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS SOUP?"