Yay, i am the queen of Germany now!

Posting on Twitter: Shitstorm every day Posting on Bluesky: Fights about which song of an amazing artist is the best I like bluesky better! And it's the salad song!

sign for cheaper public transport! www.mittskifte.org/petitions/bi...

My brain is freaking out, would you mind reblogging this to make sure people know you can download a free baby dragon? .........gotta make a "You would download a dragon" meme.

You might have heard about the EKG on the shelf, but how about the furry fox on the box?

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

Rorschach test, space edition. What do you see? I see great a tuin, the discworld turtle 🐢

Long but incredibly good thread about the problems and facets of "social media age cap".

Kilmar Abrego Garcia wasn't supposed to be released. He was released. Indiana was supposed to gerrymander. It didn't. Maybe ordinary people fighting, and not waiting for some savior, is the way to go? As that community organizer said, "WE are the ones we've been waiting for."

IT'S SPHERICAL DINOSAUR SEASON!

And i have my motto for next year...

Getting ready for 2026 like

Dieses Thema liegt mir am Herzen. Bitte hier unterzeichnen: weact.campact.de/petitions/ke...

You will be visited by three spirits.

Moments when I wish Clint's reptiles were on here...

Ich lache mehr als ich sollte...

At least some of us had a good year in 2025... youtu.be/VOtTt5vaE4A

It's day 4 of the invertebrate photo #ArtAdventCalendar. Here, have a cuttlefish 😘

Now, fucking #Calibre uses fucking AI? FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF! I don't care that it's "opt-in". Is it really? For how long is it? We have not a single reason to trust this and every reason to believe that sooner or later, it will be automatically.

Allegedly, it is optional and only works if you configure it. BUT COME THE FUCK ON. This is the most needless bullshit and if you want it to be optional then make it an actually optional plugin, not this crap. (And how long will it remain "optional" anyway?)

Come on guys, this is a good book, grab it! (i have it, also, sadly, not based in the uk)

...And speaking about "not understand" (last rt), I dont understand this either. 1. why wouldn't you like posts about food?!? 2. the block button exists. Just block and go on with your life. Be free.

This... really dumbfounds me. On the one hand, I understand. When I go into fangirling, I am more or less "awmygod, this book is soooo gooood squeaaaaaaal" (Have I told you abut automatic noodle?). On the other hand- isn't this better than a curated AI slop

Not enough emphasis on the slow and steady acquisition of skills...everything seems to be 'the fastest way to...'. Just saw a video that purports to teach the fastest way to get better at Zen. Dude, it's Zen. Being 'in' it is the point. Chop wood, carry water, both before and after enlightenment.

This is such a good book. And i agree: the second one is even better!

I think i just found my motto for 2026

Anyone else feeling like a group scream would fix at least three problems today? We can decompress, yell into the void, then grab coffee like normal functioning adults. #relatablehumor #coffeeaddicts #millennialenergy #screamingintothevoid #jessacreates

I just completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1 wow, my coding-fu is rusty....

Für Geschenke und/oder eigene Einkäufe braucht es manchmal ein bisschen Hilfe. Dieses Jahr war schon sehr ereignisreich und bietet für viele Geschmäcker etwas. Bei welchem Pfeil seid ihr herausgekommen? (pi)

Not accepting tasks, feedback, or reality today. Please try again later. . . . . #funnyrelatable #overitculture #millennialhumor #fbtrendingposts #jessacreates #tootiredforthis

Drink water. I care about you and I refuse to let you shrivel like a neglected houseplant. . . . . #funnyrelatable #millennialhumor #drinkwaterreminder #fbtrendingposts #selfcareishard #tiredandthirsty #jessacreates

It'S still working and I also works on the german Amazon. (Never klicked that fast.)

If i remember my discworld lore correctly, Carrot Ironfoundersson is canonically red haired. But can you see it as well? Anyone?

What?

These fuckers are at it again!

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Für alle, die mitfiebern und es noch nicht bei Insta gesehen haben: Die Pakete kamen an! Unsere Herbstbücher (Liminal Creatures und Valkyrie - Ragnarök) machen sich jetzt also nach und nach auf den Weg raus in die Welt und zu euch. Noch nicht bestellt?/1

Ragnarök ist endlich da! Und hier schneits! Spaß beiseite (in Stockholm haben wir hier wirklich den ersten Schnee) aber WAS ICH SAGEN WOLLTE: der letzte Band der Valkyrie-Reihe ist endlich im Verlag. Bestellt, was euer Herz begehrt. Bis morgen gilt noch die versandkostenfreie Vorbestelliaktion.

Der letzte Kampf der Walküre geht in die entscheidende Phase. Wird Frida Ragnarök überleben? Und wird die Post es endlich schaffen, die Bücher an den Verlag auszuliefern? Stay tuned! #valkyrie #wannendlichragnarök

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

*looks at timeline* Ok I’m bringing the baby Great Egret floofs out of the “emergency cute” archive. #birds 🌿

WHO ARE YOU IN THE BURGESS SHALE-Challenge!!! - Head to Wikipedia! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleobi... - Choose our fav! - Post it here!

i ❤️ kakapos

Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵