Prophet of The Void
@glizzy.bsky.social
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People don’t buy islands because they love having consensual sex with fellow adults.
26 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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Sounds like what happens when Sesame Street’s power couple has a nasty breakup directed by Quentin Tarantino
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about 2 months ago
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She’s right to be concerned. Does Trump even know that Greenland is the icy one and Iceland is the green one?
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about 2 months ago
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The Moody Blues- Question
YouTube video by jerome2022
https://youtu.be/NP9iOqdxS8c?si=fih8n7LwPYXQy2Mm
about 2 months ago
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Ink Radio
about 2 months ago
Made a new playlist
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Just got this for Christmas. Was so excited to listen to the song on my birthday, and it’s an unreleased track.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
, know where I can listen to Swamp Dust?
2 months ago
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hoots
2 months ago
At 11:00, I'm gonna stream Mermaid Mission: Titanic in an effort to collect late pledges for my upcoming podcast series, "After Titanic"!
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Let's sink the Titanic
YouTube video by Hoots Hootman
https://youtube.com/live/O6dnMaEZSfg?feature=share
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3 months ago
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Maybe we need to stop looking at Cinderella as a story about a woman whose problems all went away because of a man, and see it more about a girl who had a shitty life but didnt let it turn her into a shitty person, and then a really cool thing happened to her and bitches were jealous.
3 months ago
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A wizard is the guy she read all the books. A sorceress is the guy who knows you didn’t.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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David Cooper
3 months ago
Hi! It’s my birthday. As a present to myself I’m going to do a thread of ways you can support my art. If you’ve ever enjoyed the nonsense I make, such as Moevember or the free fantasy epic comic “Legend of the Mole-man”, consider showing your support!
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POV: You’re crying for Barney Gumble
3 months ago
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@davidbcooper.bsky.social
Your work has inspired me
3 months ago
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Who wore it best?
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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BMW Tail Lights be like
#Halo
4 months ago
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Prophet of The Void
The Onion
4 months ago
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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Nostalgia is the longing for a time when the world could have been anything before it became the thing it is.
4 months ago
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The Devil never lies, but he will hold you to your word.
4 months ago
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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@themountaingoats.bsky.social
‪The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name.‬ ‪But the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satans Fingers, and the Killers, and Layers of Uninterrupted Bat Death‬
6 months ago
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The Onion
6 months ago
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High
https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
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All power is inherently religious. If someone pulls a gun on you and asks for your wallet, whether or not he gets your wallet depends very leas on whether or not it the gun is loaded than the communal belief in the gun as an object of power.
7 months ago
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9 months ago
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*slaps bow* see those arms, genuine Ibex horn. You can shoot through ups to 12 Axe heads with this puppy.
11 months ago
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This is seriously one of the best things the Onion ever did, and more people need to experience it.
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11 months ago
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“President Trump…is a dictator” -The New York Post
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about 1 year ago
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Trump Supporter: If anyone threatens my children I’m going Cersei on their ass. Me: Bitch, did you even watch the show?
about 1 year ago
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Island nations are the only countries that actually look like their picture
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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I don’t care if the odds of surviving a car crash are better, I’m just going to go ahead and not have sex with any Canadians
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about 1 year ago
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I just realized something Anya is literally Ellen Ripley + Wendy Torrence
about 1 year ago
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When Liberals see Leopards eating the faces off the people who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party
about 1 year ago
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When you switch from X to Bluesky
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Saddam goes to heaven with the Mormons!!!
YouTube video by JamesieMeags
https://youtu.be/ppNHaCN1A84
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL
about 1 year ago
I made a gingerbread panopticon
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I think the fact that we haven’t lost a Simpson yet is the only glue keeping our fragile civilization together. The second Julie Kavner, Yeardly Smith, Nancy Cartwright, or god forbid Dan Castellanata dies it’s all over for us.
about 1 year ago
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Liberals fantasize about being taken to the camps just so they can say “Well so much for small government. *hyuck!*”
about 1 year ago
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📥 No cap, I thought this emoji was Stan Marsh
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Democrats chose genocide over your right. Never let anyone forget that.
over 1 year ago
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Israel is committing genocide against the Palestinian people
about 2 years ago
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