The city of Cincinnati has a pink garbage truck and they are calling it “The Pink Packer”. Can’t make it up. Did no one google this?

I got the Spider-Man Costco bundle because I was at Costco and really in a hemorrhaging value mood. It comes with a miles morales (the rare expensive one) promo, six boosters, and a bunch of web lands. For under 40 bucks, so no, not a good value.

Can you even imagine a world where the Democratic Party of the United States stood up for things and pressed hard for what they claim to believe rather than let everything collapse into a whimper and concede, concede, concede? It’s the same song every time.

Episode 7 of this season of taskmaster might be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever watched in the show and it is 100% prime fetish content for someone

Already brewing up my White Elephant EDH deck for my stores event in December. Last time I built a very strong Jund list and it was the first picked deck. This time I want to not take an easy path.

Should add that all the viral crime/fight video talk coming from Cincy is because of this race, but I don’t think much money was pumped into this hopeless campaign.

Saw an ad for a crowdfunding campaign for a card game with obvious AI art and the one comment on it asked who the artist was and they said “two artists from overseas we will credit them when your campaign goes live” meaning “we haven’t figured out how to lie about it being AI yet”

These kind of things turn me into dust. It’s been over 18 years since Lorwyn released.

Season 2 of Hazbin is great so far but I still feel like it’s trying to be two shows at once, I find the tonal shifts jarring between the incredibly crass juvenile shit and…everything else the show is doing.

No one can ever convince me that new Simpsons episodes are worth watching. I keep seeing the Simpsons Fortnite ads and Bart spraypaints Fortnite to say Fartnite, but like, the Bart I know would change it to Bartnite, because uhh the Simpsons isn’t about fart jokes.

It’s been well over a year and a half since Karlov Manor came out and I’m still waiting on reprints of the surveil lands. We got shocklands in standard, fine, but some of the surveil lands are pricier than fetch lands right now. 🫠

Yeah the secret lair countdown is 200 bucks but I’ll actually use it, unlike this box box deluxe board game I bought for 200 dollars that I’ll probably never get to the table 🫠

I ate this exclusively at Wendy’s while they were available. College fast food of choice.

Korra is a great show but the way it did most of the ATLA’s characters dirty is rough. Would the show have been better if it wasn’t constantly reminding you of the other show? I can’t imagine the new Avatar show is going to lean as heavily on Korra characters as Korra did.

Nothing is as much of a measure of the fall off of quality of the Simpsons as the treehouse of horror episodes.

A nice little write up of one of the only things that keeps me from going unmoored in the past 5 years.

Is anyone else kind of floored that they did the same bonus sheet frame treatment for four UB sets in a row? And the problems with the frame were evident for the first se that did it. :/ Hopefully none of these are blurry like in FF, but uhhh text going over the image is awfullll

This card really proves the failure of this frame treatment. Why pick this image and then put text over half of it?

Updated this list a little bit today. Still think it needs a little more to feel more fun and not like “my commander surrounded by a pile of cards that enable my commander”.

Just a little reminder that we haven’t really seen a big push of hybrid cards since Shadowmoor. We have seen one or two here and there, but we have quite a few incoming it seems. I think that alone is a huge factor in thinking about this change. Seems inevitable now.

I don’t think I’ve done it since the mtgsalvation days but I would really like to post some of my commander decks for discussion on how to make them better. I’m trying to figure out Joshua and really struggling with Y’shtola.

Commander really started taking off when Shadowmoor came out, at least from my perspective. With a return to Lorwyn & surrounding sets having much more hybrid than usual, it tracks that they would pose this question to people. With the current cards it affects, not compelling to change it for me.

So Hasbro has the license for Kpop Demon Hunters. (Monopoly deal coming out in January, also I think the little freak from the cartoon is gonna be a furby) Clearly all licensees were taken by surprise at how popular this stuff was as nothing will be out until 2026, so secret lair in 2026 probs.

“If elected, the only roving gangs of costumed vigilantes on the streets of Manhattan will be the my own, not these,‘Ninja Turtles’, I can tell you that much. Mr. Mamdani, will you pledge tonight to disavow these thugs? See, he won’t answer the question.” - Curtis Sliwa during NYC mayoral debate.

Just watched this old documentary and this saga wrapped up after I lost my LueLinks account, but it’s wild looking back on the cursed internet I was immersed in for years. (It was LueLinks and mtgsalvation for me)

Coming to a point where I am not sure how to do a scryfall search of something specific. “Cards with activated abilities that cost a ton of colorless mana” My go to has always been the towers from mirrodin but wondering if I am missing any others.

This card never disappoints for me. It was on the board, I cast the harmonize snapcaster to cast evacuation, recast the spellslinger, then recast the snapcaster to storm lightning bolt off for 7 copies. (I realized later Temporal Spring was the better move)

Got to the credits on hades 2. Game is great! My only knock on it is that the first game had the credits sneak up on you a little more, and I feel much less incentivized to keep playing after these credits have rolled.

Linda Cardellini that is all

Set up at the yard sale! Hoping we get a good turnout today since I had to buy tables for this lol

Me finding out we have no tables to borrow at 7pm the night before our yard sale. Had to buy two. 🫠

10 horror movies to get to know me Tusk It Follows Basketcase Barbarian Jason Takes Manhattan Candyman (original but I liked the remake) Sinister Slither The Mist Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Bummer about the art being digital but the Tmnt cards themselves are really exceeding all expectations for me. I put it above avatar so far. Pleasantly surprised.

Wow it took five minutes for unfunny sora shit to flood the entire internet.

This season of love is blind is just a competition between the men of who be say the worst thing in every moment.

…..Uhh isn’t this just Captain? Spider-Man is the exception, not the rule. Predh, I understand, but excluding UB entirely is just not going to be a good idea.

The one thing that above all makes me most exhausted about UB is people theorycrafting we will get a boy wizard set. I feel like we would see several (many) people quit WotC at once well ahead of anything being announced, but that’s just me.

don't want to be the person to say this but the hat was not the reason brennan was banned, it was talking about grabbing his cards' pussy during matches and other similar antisocial behaviour that amounted to harassment i had no hand in the decision but know the details and it wasn't political views

Ah yes my favorite part of love is blind season where you get people who are religious and have awful politics.

How did love is blind and peacemaker both reference AND act out this meme this week?

What is going on with the welcome deck legend prices for Spider-Man? They make no sense at all to me. Welcome deck Miles is the second most expensive normal treatment card in the set after Soul Stone. (It’s 25 and almost 40 in foil!)

Post you from a different era. Me in college.

At the point that when a recruiter hits me up cold about a job opening I just tell them how much I make/want to make to shut them down quick. I got THIS job because someone COLD TEXTED ME how much the job pays in the first sentence.

In the new season of King of the Hill, Hank Hill ALSO accepted work in Saudi Arabia. In this essay, I will

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

I had a great time at the con but next time I’ll plan it better. Driving so long meant we didn’t do ANYTHING today. Also, hope they do move Atlanta elsewhere because the only thing I liked was the convention center as a building and floor plan. Go to Columbus or a previous Midwest location.

Surprised at how many people are playing in the Hilton lobby! Hope more show up

At six flags over Georgia and shocked at how empty this park is. More roller coasters for meeee