“We got bad bunny at home” 😭🤣

I really do feel like we should talk more about the shootings at homeless encampments right after fox news said to kill the homeless

The DJs showing up every weekend at the waterfront creating the soundtrack of my summer are holding my entire life together at this point

Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

Me watching the NYC mayoral election

I see the LinkedIn recruiters are using the "how do you do, fellow kids" chatgpt prompt

So it’s over then, works for me

The Democrats are not beating the "controlled opposition" allegations

Crashing tf out after seeing a wide variety of people I know going to a show that I've never heard of, so I looked it up and it was a podcast I never heard of, and thought, "surely I'll recognize the hosts" and no, I've never heard of either of them. I don't even know how to move forward from this

Is Netflix.... checking on my mental health

The snow is keeping me from picking up my Valentine's Day cheesecake from Lauretta Jean's

i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees

"Say Matt..."

Accidentally forgot about a bag of potatoes that started sprouting and rather than throw them away I've decided to just microdose solanine over the next few weeks

My recurring thought throughout this neverending hellscape of news is how I wish so much that I was stupid. I could be enjoying life rn but noooooooo

*finally blinking after scrolling on Reddit for 9 hours* It's good that I deleted all social media apps on my phone

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

My French teacher correcting me after I accidentally said "Now it'll be more worse" about the US, but actually I think we should consider using new ways to describe the unprecedented political climate

New foreign language competency unlocked: receiving a spam phishing email en français 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

This should be obvious, but I see people using this moment as a chance to say "See, I knew tiktok would be back because I'm a smart person with pattern recognition." We knew that it would be back, the point was that the app as we knew it was done, since it'll be controlled by the state now

Oh y'all are back on Tiktok? I'm already at the library picking up my little DVDs of kdramas that came out 20 years ago, I've moved on

You mean to tell me that Trump can ignore congress and the supreme court and work directly with TikTok on a deal, all before he was even president? Certainly nothing to be suspicious of here, checks and balances wise!

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

Tiktok users in the US right now

I feel like Zuck and Elon get all the hate, extremely well deserved of course, but we're letting the google CEO get away with making google searching completely unusable? We should be going harder, I don't even know what that guy looks like

Are you all posting TIKTOK CONTENT???? I saw this exact video on tiktok 15 minutes before the loss of connection message. Y’all can’t be serious…

Damn they really got me mid-video smh

I was really hesitant to actually delete my Twitter for so long even though I wasn't using it, but with the Tiktok ban I just woke up today and deleted it without any hesitation and I feel nothing!

Having a rough day emotionally after watching episode 3 of Alice in Borderland last night

With all the hundreds of emojis we have available now, unfortunately nothing expresses what I want to say better than my go-to emoji, @_@

I actually need Tiktok to be banned because I cannot stop watching Gong Yoo thirst trap edits and I need the government to intervene

It sucks when you're walking through the entire airport passing all the good places to eat and then get to your gate and all there is is "Barney's Beanery" smh

I went through customs in LAX and had to leave the airport completely and then go through security AGAIN for my connecting flight?? This can't be right??? Or am I the dumbest person alive

never seen an iced coffee cup do this

For some reason, I kinda hate this? I do not identify with the 80s!! What was even happening then!!

Team hot coffee during all hours of every day

CHEDDAR CHEESE IS BETTER THAN AMERICAN ON A BURGER 🗣️

A travel health clinic just told me they don't offer telehealth appts and that they "don't make exceptions." Then in the next breath they told me they have limited appts since they mostly do infectious disease work. I asked, "So you make people come in with INFECTIOUS DISEASE?" we are doomed

What the fuck is going on with Spotify

Getting a loaner car at the dealership still feels like I'm a little kid pretending to be an adult for some reason. Like, you're just GIVING me this BRAND NEW CAR to drive around? Feels like I'm in the movie Blank Check

It would be so awesome if I could get the retail therapy dopamine hit from buying like, brakes

The way the US is headed right now, I at least need GBBO to have all this season's episodes available at once

Love to bond with my new hairstylist by talking shit about my old hairstylist who ruined my hair (me)

Threads blew a 3-1 lead

Joining a new app and waiting for my friends to show up

After spending a few Autumns outside of the PNW, I can say that we are truly robbed of crunchy leaf time here. Only soggy leaves and being paranoid I'm going to slip and fall constantly

can’t remember who I recognize from twitter (positive) and who I recognize from twitter (negative)

is the plaid in the room with us

*watching a movie of a book I hated* Oh, I hate this

The Blazers pulled off the win because we all moved to bluesky 🙏