Taking a pack of Weetabix into John Lewis to make sure I get the right size airtight container feels pretty next level but also entirely sensible

Is the solstice always on Sundays, like when the clocks change? 🤔

Lidl Wrapped has read me to filth 😒 I do love red cabbage and mixed veg with 12 yorkshire puddings though so at least it’s accurate shade 😋 #LidlWrapped

Proof of early attendance 🥵💪

Gooood morning 👋🏻 I don’t know why I’m awake already but I thought I may as well get my cock out on main before everyone else wakes up 🤭

I forgot how bad chilli made with quorn mince looks in the pan. I’m sure it’d satisfy a few different fetishes. Still can’t wait to eat it though!

I ventured over the water and got bloody lost in Bridgford! I was aiming for the M&S but somehow ended up surrounded by sheep instead 🐑 Nice to find an extra stretch of waterway to walk down though!

They’re playing the 8 Days of Christmas by Destiny’s Child on the radio. Unironically. It’s all downhill from here folks 😂🎄

I might sell my PlayStation discs and go digital (and/or get a PS Plus sub) 🤔

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go If he doesn’t tear down the rest of it before the aliens get here anyway…

Always a pleasure to catch up with @chazzersmurf.bsky.social and get the membership renewed, this time on a good long walk along both sides of the Trent embankment, trying to avoid slipping in goose shit while we rated each of you out of 10 ❤️

Thanks for the last minute card delivery @martynwithay.bsky.social! Gay icons in and on the envelope ✌️

Ugh I hope that new Kylie Xmas song vanishes into obscurity, what an abomination 🚮

Goood morning 👋🏻 My trainers still haven’t dried out from yesterday’s monsoon but hopefully this gadget from Christmases past will finally earn its keep and sort em out! Hope everyone has a dry and enjoyable Friday or whatever ❤️

Just had a dental hygienist appointment and got praised for the first time ever. Apparently my gums have never looked less bleedy?! Either the lack of booze/fizzy drinks is really helping or she was merrily off her tits, either way I’ll take it!

Bandwagon time. Here’s my Bluesky Wrapped 🦋 Top bants with @chazzersmurf.bsky.social, lots of hearts and half cocked replies www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

We settled on Heart 10s and they're playing the Jess Glynn Jet2 song 😬

As wicked, cruel & evil this world can be of late we must take some solace in the fact that we are no longer subjected to further LadBaby Christmas songs.. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Mother ordered me some of the same brand (Lyle and Scott) T-shirts from Debenhams and they fit perfectly… So it definitely seems that whatever stock the high street stores are getting is different to brand direct stock. At least I can maybe get some in the size I want now though 💃

Does anyone know of an office friendly radio station similar to Radio 1 that doesn't play Christmas music every other fucking song please? I won't survive another week of this

Hrm tough choice, but these’ll do

Goood morning 👋🏻 Booo I was so close to completing Apple Sleep 😢 But also a more in depth score (Withings) said I had a pretty crap nights sleep, so once I get my 100 badge on Apple Sleep I might stop paying attention to it and use the scientific one 👨‍🔬

I miss going on Choo Choos, must book an excursion somewhere soon to fix that 🚂

Today’s extra gym cardio session has wrecked me, so I feel justified inhaling this (free) speculoos cake and fancy coffee for recovery purposes 😋

I’m annoyed that once again some new clothes I’ve bought don’t fit the way I expected them to. Actually I’m more pissed off that it’s annoyed me, like it’s such a recurring problem I should just fucking expect it really and not get my hopes up. 🧘🏻‍♂️

I've just cleaned work's bean to cup coffee machine for what I assume is the first time in months, and ughhhh those things sure do get gross 🤢

Gay powers restored, now with added 20/20 vision 💇‍♂️🤓

Resplendent the red nose reindeer 🦌

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

6 months of steady progress 💪 #Hevy

This fucking slaps 🔥 youtu.be/-HOxbFs7Qi8?...

Goood morning you lot 👋🏻 After weeks of finding excuses not to do it, I’m postponing all further exercise until I get the bathroom sealant stripped and redone 🛑✋🏃‍♂️

Do you even lift, brohoho?

The upgraded bench will be powered by AI probably

Goooood morning 👋🏻 I’ve cracked open the box of Fruity Froops for their scientific review… Mehh. They hark back to a time when e-numbers were plenty and teeth rotted merrily, but are constrained with muted pastel colours and no discernible taste except *sugar*. Also no toy in the box. 4/10 👨‍🔬

I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future.

We won’t be accepting any hateration or holleration in this dancery.

My name’s Steeble and I’m a homosexual

Just refilling the chocolate shelf in the fridge and spotted a “Do not refrigerate” warning on the back of some Crunchies, didn’t realise that was a thing 😬 what say you @andyukb.bsky.social ?

There’s a free chocolate Santa on the John Lewis rewards thing in their app! If you claim it in the app today you have til end of play tomorrow to pick it up 💝

Cloudflare's "Super Bot Fight Mode" 🤖🤺 is pretty impressive. Had a *massive* onslaught that kept nerfing one of our ecom websites and turning that on has blocked pretty much all of them 🙌

That worked nicely, looks like it compares when you go to sleep with previous nights to give the bedtime score. Good job it recognised my efforts to get an early night 🛌🌝

Just turned the sleep schedule off on my phone so I can put the sleep focus on/off manually, but I wonder how the Apple sleep score will work without a bedtime set 🤔

The optician gave me two pairs of contacts to try (all lenses are different) but I think I prefer the left from the first set and the right from the second, which wasn’t a combination he suggested… Wonder how far his eyes will roll back when I tell him 🤭

Skircle of the day! ✨🦋 #skircleoftheday 👉 https://skircle.me

These gays, they’re trying to murder me (with social interaction) ❤️

I've got the urge to buy a fancy fruit bowl but I'm not sure if I have space, or like fruit 🍌

It’s been 3 full months since I stopped drinking and it’s made such a huge, positive difference both physically and mentally 🥳 It hasn’t fixed everything but I tell you what the remaining problems are a lot easier to handle with a clear head. No going back. Cheers everyone ☕️

Turns out I did a terrible job fixing the trims back on, spray adhesive and sealant was a bad combo and looks shocking, so today’s Sunday DIY is to remove it all, clean the trims up and reattach with grab adhesive like I should have done first time around 😬🔧

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 39 (allegedly)