Gals, Agadoo was on TV and I fell into a Black Lace wiki hole …. this would make an excellent biopic (filmed on location in Skegness) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_L...

It was so stupidly busy at the gym earlier today that Phil and Holly were escorted to the front of the queues for the benches 😭

As promised for those who beared with me through my recent card flurry of posts, normal gym / badminton posts have resumed ✌️

Day 2 of EMCON done! Some of the best sellers here … if you want one, Etsy link in bio! I’ll get back to my regular posts of sultry teasing gym, badminton and white sock selfies now ❤️✌️

EMCON DAY 2 - have the Star Trek ducks guarding the stall with me! It’s a much quieter day today but Sundays always are. But lots of lovely compliments 🩷 and lots of inspiration for future cards / events

Apologies in advance! Had this idea after seeing a Chucky cosplayer yesterday ….

Day 1 complete - just getting ready for day 2! A quieter day than last year - no big names (no Star Trek/ Star Wars to draw the crowd in), plus Download festival is on at same time … but still sold OK , lots of compliments and people loved the Gladiators T Shirt 😂🙌🏼

EMCON ready! Come find me upstairs, selling my Etsy cards in person, wearing slutty shorts to encourage the boys into a 4 for £10 purchase! 🙌🏼

Time we let the others know the REAL reason why we’re in our 40s and tired ….

I’m sure he tried to follow me on here recently ….

Oh hang on, how come I can post more than 4 gym pics!?!?

I’m at the age where I got excited and brought a craft fair trolley I’m at EMCON tomorrow if you’re in Notts and fancy dressing up and coming to buy a card ✌️🙌🏼

A good but moist badminton night ✌️ (Ft cards for the weekends trade fair)

Gym gymanee gym gymanee gym gym jaroo ✌️

24 years together , and 12 married! 🩷 (I know, I know - I don’t look old enough, I was a child bride)

A good night at badminton! 🏸 a moist one though , the quiff almost didn’t make it 🥵

A few from yesterday, including front row for a drag show (zoom in bottom left, so close during the lip sync I could confirm she WAS Every Woman)

New He-Man film was incredible!!!! Favourite scene in video - spoiler warning:

Giving you a timeline cleanse 🩷 Kim and Aggie card on Etsy martynwithaydesigns.etsy.com

Full time: not the best - too many taking tenuous messages, which makes Sally look bad. The photo section was a car crash:same people putting photos in, desperate to get a reading. Sally ended up (politely) ignoring one lady trying to take every message 😬

Gals, the first half had been **painful** … too many Huns taking messages with the most tenuous links, even Sally is struggling with them. She needs to just tell them to sit down!

Psychic Sally or Slimming World (due to malteasers - see yesterday story) ?

Punishing myself for watching Cats* by going to the gym *see previous post

Forcing myself to watch the Cats movie as punishment for eating a bag of Malteasers whilst on a cutting diet .. 😬

It’s a good morning from me and from Ace of Base, playing on my phone 🩷🙌🏼

Me, trying to eat something other than a Dairy Milk as part of my Beach Body plan:

Won every game last night! 🏸

Determined to give you the best 6 inches of your life (sound up!) martynwithaydesigns.etsy.com

Todays gym was blessed with Tove Styrke, Annie, All Saints and Kim Wilde 🩷

I can buy myself flowers

A lovely day for interesting background selfies! (Not sure what the Oscar guy has in his hand but tbh I’ve got the same in my hand, it’s just out of shot)

Scum tax paid to this guy, and a trip to the Real Housewives of West Bridgford gated community 🩷

Theatre with the mums last night: had an accidental Motherland style bump into Lee Mead outside, which the mums were VERY excited. He was lovely with them. Some juices were gushed 😬

Last day in my current role after 8 years - fully expecting the Kids From Fame Starmaker treatment (and if I don’t get a key change, I’m in role until 5pm; still time for a disciplinary)

Update: made it through, but I’m a mess 🥵

Update : bum and gonad sweat marks on the chair when I stood up 😱😬

1 1/2 hours of badminton straight through before my first break 🥵 quiff is barely surviving

Happy Dannii Minogue day to all that celebrate!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Clearly thrilled to be back at the gym ✌️

A tale of 3 parts! It’s now storming so getting a good breeze round the gusset ✌️

How’s the weather today Britain?

I’m in danger of keeping my holiday tan (which normally falls off at the first few bars of Jess Glynn when we’ve landed)

The full story is too long to write on here without a thread but this was my Thursday morning! TLDR version: 5am paralytic American flashes tits and fanny on my actual doorstep ☠️

A good day for the ‘interesting background’ selfies ✌️

Wish you were here

The husband in ‘taken nice pool photos of me’ shocker

Im sure he requested to follow me on here ..

You know me. I’m not one to be dramatic.

Although it was a bloody windy one! Coat required by the sea ✌️

Hello wall. Still living my Shirley Valentine best life 🇬🇷