Go Birds.

"Where have you gone, Georgia Is A Verb, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."

This is a civil war. Lincoln had McClellan, Hooker and Pope. He junked them for Grant, Sherman and Sheridan We have Schumer, Durbin and Cortez Masto in our leadership. Act Blue, lose my fucking number until we're clean of generals who can't fight or discipline the troops. No cash for this shit.

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

One more post oughta do it. One more post will fix democracy.

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

Can't. Y'all figure this shit out. Then give me a Senator or two.

WTF is a Jellycat? - Dispatches from FAO Schwartz

I have some notes...

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Starving your supporters. Bold move.

Tomb's closed. Moose out front should have told ya.

If anyone has a Rangers-Islanders ticket they want to give away, let me know.

Central Park, bitches.

You: Watching Georgia struggle. Me: Greasy NY Pizza

Coming out of retirement for one last job.

Which hat is most likely to elicit a "Go Dawgs" in NYC?

If we lose to Miss State, it's because I'm traveling tomorrow and won't be wearing my SBIV jersey during the game. Sorry, folks. 2 losses can still get you in the playoffs. Go Dawgs.

Reasons I left the church of my youth.

Does this guy know how to put the ladies in the mood or what?

There's a lot of talk about how to monitor screen time for kids. But for kids to have healthy relationships with technology and smartphones, parents need to model good habits. Here's how. n.pr/4qUnkjx

My 5yo is worried the Rebels won't make it to the Death Star in time.

In the past, cans were the future. We used to be a nation of innovators.

Teacher friends, I'm looking for a good book that covers Allen Iverson in Secondary Education. Any recommendations?

Seems like a good day to begin a classic graphic novel I've never read.

Lot's of icey roads in my neighborhood tonight. Y'all be safe out there.

Headed to NYC with the family this weekend. Should be a great time? www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t96...

Same.

Someone got really mad at me for trashing Gen X and sent me a sternly worded email. Sir, I just posted a chart of which generations voted for Trump. You’re yelling at math.

The Spices are Scary, Baby, Sporty, Ginger and Posh and the Herbs are Alpert, Brooks, Dean, Ritts, Kohl and Thomas

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

After talking with some folks, I think the best option for the weekend ahead (since we all popped a Fubo trial) is Sling's single Day Pass Orange + Sports Extra option. $6 for 24 hours of all the ESPNs. www.sling.com/service/slin... If this dispute goes a few more weeks, the calculation changes.

Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.' Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw. "Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks. Lairmore won't confirm. "I did not go back to collect it," he says.

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground. "That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks. "It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box. Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer. Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss. 'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.

Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect

They don't want you to know that you can simply cancel Spotify, download Pandora and create a Limp Bizkit station

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

New Atlanta Braves Manager Walt White Water Weiss.

Free Markets, amiright?

About to have a cigar. Thinkin' 'bout my roots.

Please tell me the entire 58 minute Patreon of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Hugh Freeze firing special is just Spencer screaming "Fuuuuuuuuck" like "Welcoooome."

Where my kids get their hair cut.

Go Senators.