Scottish Labour's conference was condensed into a single day due to the limited point of branch office existence. It's this week's cartoon, 'A Reserved Matter'. DOES NOT CONTAIN AI. 🐰 gregmoodie.com/a-reserved-m...

'Scottish' Labour - The Fuckwittery You Could Do Without.

Sunday wisdom from the Cool Scots calendar.

Well, I thought it was a funny cartoon.

'Scottish' Labour - The Fuckwittery You Could Do Without.

Everybody sing!

THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: Anas Sarwar is called a 'f*ckwit' by a colleague and has an interesting defence of the accusation. I do apologise for the coarse language, but that really is the story this week. You will share. gregmoodie.com/a-reserved-m... #Sarwar #ScottishLabour #GortonDentonByElection

You'll miss me when I'm gone.

THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: Anas Sarwar is called a 'f*ckwit' by a colleague and has an interesting defence of the accusation. I do apologise for the coarse language, but that really is the story this week. You will share. gregmoodie.com/a-reserved-m... #Sarwar #ScottishLabour #GortonDentonByElection

It says they're ideal cartoon material. Toon in tomorrow.

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That's pretty embarrassing.

Fighting amongst themselves now. Didn't see that coming.

You'd think he'd be embarrassed, but no.

Fictitious organisation says vote Labour! Based on a new prediction! Just wow, Labour.

Always a delight to see Alasdair Gray's murals at The Ubiquitous Chip in Glasgow.

"You'd be better off making calendars." #CoolScotsCalendar

"Other companies are expected to follow." Excellent.

In case you missed the finest cartoon of my career, not to mention the finest hashtag. #SweatyNonce

In case you missed the finest cartoon of my career, not to mention the finest hashtag. #SweatyNonce

The Cool Scots calendar says it's drink o'clock.

THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: Andrew regrets that he's disappointed his teddy bears, who had big plans for Daddy's birthday. Here's exactly what happened after he was released under investigation. gregmoodie.com/royally-scre... #EpsteinIsland #PrinceAndrew #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #Nonce #SweatyNonce

Rise and shine, wastrels. I'm sure we all feel for Andrew, now that he's 'Royally Screwed'. Try not to enjoy the situation too much. Here is my modest commentary. You're very lucky to have it. gregmoodie.com/royally-scre... #EpsteinIsland #PrinceAndrew #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #SweatyNonce

Rise and shine, wastrels. I'm sure we all feel for Andrew, now that he's 'Royally Screwed'. Try not to enjoy the situation too much. Here is my modest commentary. You're very lucky to have it. gregmoodie.com/royally-scre... #EpsteinIsland #PrinceAndrew #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #SweatyNonce

Andrew's birthday. Won't someone think of the teddies?

SWEATY NONCE IS A HASHTAG 🤣🤣🤣

THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: Andrew regrets that he's disappointed his teddy bears, who had big plans for Daddy's birthday. Here's exactly what happened after he was released under investigation. gregmoodie.com/royally-scre... #EpsteinIsland #PrinceAndrew #AndrewMountbattenWindsor #Nonce #SweatyNonce

I did not know about Andrew's teddies. This is a gift.

Just when you think there's nothing to cartoon about.

Today's Cool Scots calendar entry is as helpful as ever.

"Fuck you, Maree Todd!"

Insult of the day. #FatRadge

With a royal and a government minister in his pocket, the fucker could do whatever he wanted.

Worth doing, even if just to picture the orange criminal's face. 🤬

Iain Banks was originally a genre writer who moved into serious literature to make a living. Go figure. He was born on this day in 1954. This is my tribute to him in 'Cool Scots', which you really should own. 🐝 gregmoodie.com/product/cool...

I'm just discovering the work of the Roman satirist Juvenal, who lived around 100 AD. "The world was not big enough for Alexander the Great, but a coffin was."

Having taken on a short freelance commercial design job the other day, I can now confirm that real work actually sucks.

Apparently today is the 120th anniversary of the official adoption of the name 'The Labour Party'. I wonder what the original founders would call it now.

All you need to know about the Palestine Action ban. Judges saw it for what it was.

Reform candidate/incel says women are having children too late in life, inspiring this wonderful putdown:

England has buyer's remorse. #ReverseBrexit

Ha! You and yer prunus persicas. Last year it was National peach awareness day.

Today's unusual piece of wisdom from the Cool Scots calendar. 🍑

Both establishment men had full heads of hair, so I'm not sure why slapheads are taking the rap here. Quite funny though.

#My2026Motto Thanks, Juvenal. Thanks first issue of MAD to have one. Couldn't have put it better myself.

Another in my occasional series, 'Faces Don't Lie'. Honestly, he's like one of the creepy kids in 'Village of the Damned'. #FacesDontLie #WesStreeting

Go Canada.

Dad was a working class kid but came from a family of classically trained musicians. I like this picture.

Today was my dad's birthday, so I'm reposting my cartoon tribute to him from this time last year. gregmoodie.com/many-happy-r...

Apparently X penalises posts that contain external links. So here's this week's cartoon. gregmoodie.com/a-sorry-state/