A live example of the Anti-Click-Bait Headline in the wild.

Question and answer in one headline. Saves you having to read the article.

Some fine words of wisdom this week in the Cool Scots calendar.

TRANSLATION: 'It would get in the way of me becoming prime minister.' #AndyBurnham

I love that he gave him a smaller chair.

'I don't care which party you join, as long as it's far right.'

ENGLISH INDEPENDENCE NOW. #EnglishIndependence

It's time for England to stand on its own two feet and go it alone. #EnglishIndependence

Apparently the future of the UK depends on one man. This is some epic dreaming on Labour's part.

TODAY'S CARTOON: Following their disastrous local election results, Labour have looked to Manchester for a saviour. There Andy Burnham is eager to return to the "Cut And Thrust" of frontline politics. You will read, share and praise the author. gregmoodie.com/cut-and-thru...

Be honest, how many comic strips about Andy Burnham have you seen? #AndyBurnham

TODAY'S CARTOON: Following their disastrous local election results, Labour have looked to Manchester for a saviour. There Andy Burnham is eager to return to the "Cut And Thrust" of frontline politics. You will read, share and praise the author. gregmoodie.com/cut-and-thru...

He's the man of the moment, but I have no idea why. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Coming up later today: Labour are pinning all their hopes on one man - Andy Burnham - who is not even an MP. It's a classic cartoon in the making, and it will be yours around lunchtime, you lucky things.

This month's Cool Scots calendar cover star is the astronomer Williamina Fleming, who was born on this day in 1857 - in DUNDEE. I asked my Dundonian family and absolutely nobody has ever heard of her. This is pretty shocking. Get Cool Scots here: gregmoodie.com/product/cool...

The Celtic nations have embraced civic nationalism: if you live here, you can consider yourself to come from here. England still has not come to terms with itself, or how it sees itself.

Streeting: "Nationalists are in power in every corner of the United Kingdom - including a dangerous English nationalism represented by Nigel Farage and Reform UK." Finally an admission that English nationalism is very different from the nationalism of the devolved countries.

Oh god, not this little weirdo automaton. #FacesDontLie

Yeah, bring back the guy who failed you before.

THE HERALD: 'SNP victory but not really'.

I've been looking after my mum in Dundee. Today I trekked down to Torphichen to vote, and now I'm back with mum watching Laurel and Hardy. So I don't want to hear any excuses about not voting.

Having trouble deciding which way to vote today? Here's a handy guide: gregmoodie.com/election-ref...

5 polls out today, the SNP on anything from 59 to 66 seats, the Scottish Greens around 15 to 18. A pro independence majority is looking highly likely, but all independence supporters need to get out and vote. The ghouls of Reform UK are waiting around the corner.

I'm not sure what I meant by this. If anyone would care to explain, I'd appreciate it. ##CoolScotsCalendar

A few people asked if there were prints of the Torphichen News cover design, so I've made it available here. Second image shows the size comparison. Note for Torphichen residents, postage will be refunded. gregmoodie.com/product/torp...

ELECTION CARTOON SPECIAL! Despite being in fourth place, the Anasbot900 believes only Labour can beat the SNP; the Conservatives think Ruth Davidson can save them; Malcolm Offord is a twat; then there's George Galloway. Good luck. gregmoodie.com/election-ref...

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Greg Moodie, for all the news that's fit to print!

Unexpected headline of the day.

"As long as we remain a part of the UK, Scotland’s natural wealth will continue to be pillaged and Scottish households will keep being impoverished."

Some rather unusual Cool Scots calendar posts this weekend.

This is probably the most excited I've ever been in my life. Delia Derbyshire, Doctor Who and, more importantly, White Noise (1968 of course) talks about what she does. x.com/i/status/205...

I should probably do an election cartoon, right?

The Torphichen News is Scotland's longest running community newsletter. For its 500th edition, I was asked to design the cover. I made this image of the famous Torphichen Preceptory, where William Wallace once held his parliament.

What is this chicanery one week before an election?

'I can't see what Scotland gains now from continuing to be part of this mess' George Monbiot speaks to The National Podcast about Scottish independence

Controversial.

What an embarrassment.

Rise and shine, wastrels. gregmoodie.com/alex-should-...

In case you didn't hear, the LibDems' Scottish branch manager compared a second Scottish independence referendum to having a poll on the death penalty. That's why this week's cartoon is called 'ALEX SHOULD PROBABLY STOP TALKING'. gregmoodie.com/alex-should-...

Independence is not wrong. Being shackled to a corpse is!! #SNPTUG

Hello @scotlibdems.org.uk - perhaps you can help your leader see what a prat he’s made of himself comparing voting for Scottish independence to the death penalty? Thank you @gregmoodie.bsky.social

One for @alex.scotlibdems.org.uk.

In case you didn't hear, the LibDems' Scottish branch manager compared a second Scottish independence referendum to having a poll on the death penalty. That's why this week's cartoon is called 'ALEX SHOULD PROBABLY STOP TALKING'. gregmoodie.com/alex-should-...

You must be exhausted.

Alex Cole-Hamilton is a dick. Cartoon later today.

Just when you think there's no decent cartoon material.

DOH!

According to the Cool Scots calendar, it's a bumper week ahead for aubergine aficionados.