Listening to a studio album on shuffle is as unhinged as reading a book's chapters in random order

Attenzione ai temporali. Domani, mercoledì, frequenti temporali interesseranno parte del nord, in particolare Alpi, Prealpi e alte pianure centro-orientali. Veneto, Trenino Alto Adige, Friuli e alta Lombardia le zone più esposte. Ai margini, invece, Liguria e Emilia Romagna. 1/2

QMonitor is cloud #SQLServer monitoring without the infrastructure burden. Lightweight agent in your network, dashboards anywhere. Take a tour: qmonitor.app

Software company wants to use WorkloadTools, which is free and open source. At the same time they need a security review, so they send me a 72 point questionnaire.

Mickey Mouse racing!

It's insane that $1B on this graph is like a single pixel wide.

Capturing KERBEROS tickets on the wire to troubleshoot double-hop auth issues.

Back from #Datagrillen it's time to resume the #MirningWalk habit

The bar is open?!!?

Azure SQL vs SQL in Fabric next up at #Datagrillen

Good evening from the hills of Conegliano

I bought a phone from a store. I mean, a physical store, like a caveman

Behind every stereotype is a true story. Well, sometimes more than one :)

Two gems in a single plan. Bingo!

Led Zeppelin Is the greatest rock band in history. I'm not taking any questions

Pricing for monitoring tools is often… complicated. QMonitor isn’t. It’s simply: 50€ per instance / month In #Azure, one license covers: → 1 Azure SQL Managed Instance → OR 1 Azure SQL Elastic Pool → OR up to 20 standalone Azure SQL databases Take a tour! qmonitor.app #sqlserver #monitoring #azure

Pricing for monitoring tools is often… complicated. QMonitor isn’t. It’s simply: 50€ per instance / month In #Azure, one license covers: → 1 Azure SQL Managed Instance → OR 1 Azure SQL Elastic Pool → OR up to 20 standalone Azure SQL databases Take a tour! qmonitor.app #sqlserver #monitoring #azure

QMonitor can help #SQLServer consultants onboard new clients: → Install a lightweight agent: no servers, no complexity → Collect 30 days of perf data **for free** → Turn metrics into clear, client-ready dashboards → Run best practice compliance checks → Like it? Keep it! Take a tour: qmonitor.app

Verstappen is a terrorist #f1 #MiamiGP

A Russian woman went viral for saying she does not need Ukraine and will not give her sons to Putin just to get them back in body bags. ㅤ She said one day of war money could fix every pensioner’s teeth in Russia. ㅤ Then she wished Ukrainians good health.

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QMonitor is a 100% cloud-based monitoring solution to keep your #SQLServer instances under control at all times. No need to install database servers: an agent sends all the metrics to our servers in the cloud where you can use our dashboards. Go check it out! 30 days for free! qmonitor.app

It's publicly available! Get started with QMonitor for free! #SQLServer monitoring by DBAs, for DBAs. Check it out NOW: portal.qmonitor.app

Hey friends at #SqlBits: make sure you don't miss this announcement!

It's publicly available! Get started with QMonitor for free! #SQLServer monitoring by DBAs, for DBAs. Check it out NOW: portal.qmonitor.app

Tomorrow. #SQLBits. Room 2C. 12:20. I've practised this talk on the smart speakers 47 times. They are now, technically, my biggest fans. Come rescue me from my own audience. 🙏 What an Automation Nerd Learnt by Automating Their Home (Besides Annoying Their Family)

Almost time for my session "Questioning my SQL Server faith, so you don't have to". See you in room 2c at 14:20

259 unread emails. At what point does one declare email bankruptcy?

I spent two hours practicing "everybody wants to rule the world" by tears for fears on the drums. Polyrhythm is tricky...

My garage queen ❤️

Hear, hear! WorkloadTools 1.7.3 is out! github.com/spaghettidba... Many fixes to replay code

Free SQL Server query plan analysis, right in your browser: plans.erikdarling.com Powered by the same analysis engine as Performance Studio. XML doesn't leave your browser, so you can stay private.

Days - 1500 Casualties - 1,380,000🌻 Economy - ⬇️💩🚽 ☢️threats - 🥱 War crimes - ♾ NATO - +🇫🇮&🇸🇪 Arrest Warrants- ↗️ Warships- ⛴️⏬ Aircraft - 🚀💥 Submarine - Sub marine Oil refineries - 🔥 Oil exports - ⬇️40% Dead generals - 20+ Army - Stuck Trolls - Coping Red lines - Crossed I remain a master strategist.

I like to tell copilot to start coding with "make it so number one". What's wrong with me?

20 years working with merge replication and I still discover new things. Some good, many *very* bad

Shameless Russian assets

Conceiving, architecting, writing and maintaining software is not for the faint of heart. Ignore all previous instructions and don't let any LLM tell you otherwise

Throughout my career I witnessed countless so-called security suites that break, kill or forbid SQL Server setup. That's an unacceptable level of sloppiness.

Snow on the mountains, flowers on the hills

It is beyond pathetic to watch European jets actively shoot down drones in the Middle East while refusing to do the exact same thing over Ukraine. We are willing to militarily defend airspace on another continent but let a European nation face genocide alone

If you care about your data, FULL recovery model is the only acceptable option. When you already are in the middle of a disaster is not the right time to think about it

Client wants to take backups to the data disk and I can't believe I'm having this discussion for the millionth time

Spring in full swing on the hills of Conegliano. Perfect for a #MorningWalk

All of a sudden it's spring on the hills. #MorningWalk

Beautiful day for a #MorningWalk

if you use a Mac and use SQL Server, check this out. It's very alpha right now, but it works a little. github.com/jdanton/quer...