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I will make your
#SQLServer
faster in exchange for money.
https://linktr.ee/darlingdata
Emulating GETDATE() on Azure SQL Database GETDATE() always uses the UTC time zone on Azure SQL Database which can be a compatibility issue for applications that assume that GETDATE() is using a different time zone....
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Emulating GETDATE() on Azure SQL Database
GETDATE() always uses the UTC time zone on Azure SQL Database which can be a compatibility issue for applications that assume that GETDATE() is using a different time zone. Developers...
https://erikdarling.com/emulating-getdate-on-azure-sql-database/
about 4 hours ago
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a friday release! free sql performance monitoring for the people! lots of bug fixes and improvements in this one. as always, check the release notes and readme, and use github for questions, comments, concerns, and support:
github.com/erikdarlingd...
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Release v1.3.0 · erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor
See CHANGELOG for full details.
https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor/releases/tag/v1.3.0
3 days ago
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reading and wondering why people are so mean to databases:
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SQL Server 2025 Known Issues - SQL Server
Known issues, causes, and workarounds for SQL Server 2025 (17.x), covering upgrades, replication, PolyBase, session behavior, platform compatibility (Windows and Linux), backup compression, and other…
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/sql-server/sql-server-2025-known-issues?view=sql-server-ver17#sql-server-might-become-slow-or-unresponsive-after-creating-or-bringing-online-a-large-number-of-databases
3 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Cross Table Searches Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Cross Table Searches https://youtu.be/iSlJfLeQZNs Video Summary In this video, I delve into the exciting...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-cross-table-searches/
3 days ago
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you'd think that a file called readme would encourage people to read it. funny, that.
4 days ago
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y'all wanna see a dead body?
meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/43...
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New site design and philosophy for Stack Overflow: Starting February 24, 2026 at beta.stackoverflow.com
Last July, we announced a redesign of Stack Overflow. In October, we shared a first look into the upcoming design changes and our reasoning behind them. After several rounds of discussion with the
https://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/438177/new-site-design-and-philosophy-for-stack-overflow-starting-february-24-2026-at
4 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Finding Related Content
https://61f.985.myftpupload.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-finding-related-content/
4 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Finding Related Content Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Finding Related Content https://youtu.be/3epbC77nZKw Video Summary In this video, I delve into user...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-finding-related-content/
4 days ago
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they grow up so fast! hard to believe it's already been a week. 1500 downloads so far (thanks mom!)
github.com/erikdarlingd...
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Release v1.2.0 — Happy One Week Birthday! · erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor
Happy one week birthday to Performance Monitor! What's New Features Collection Health tab in Lite UI — see collector status at a glance (#39) Collector performance diagnostics in Lite UI (#40) Loc...
https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor/releases/tag/v1.2.0
5 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About VECTOR_DISTANCE
https://61f.985.myftpupload.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-vector_distance/
5 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About VECTOR_DISTANCE Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About VECTOR_DISTANCE https://youtu.be/PjGjAl3mNL4 Video Summary In this video, I discuss vector distance measures in the...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-vector_distance/
5 days ago
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Today's YouTube video will be a little late because of an ongoing partial electricity outage.
6 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Generating Embeddings Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Generating Embeddings https://youtu.be/X8GR74avgWs Video Summary In this video, I dive into the world of...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-generating-embeddings/
6 days ago
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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 48 SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 48 https://youtu.be/-4P_obO0q4A Hi Erik, Happy New Year! On my SQL Server production system, the top waits include CMEMTHREAD...
https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-48/
7 days ago
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I had Claude work on some stuff while I took my wife on a date. We're not a thrup (officially).
github.com/erikdarlingd...
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Release Valentine's Day Massacre (of Bugs) 💘🐛 · erikdarlingdata/DarlingData
🎉 New Stored Procedure: sp_QueryStoreCleanup Query Store collects a lot of noise — system DMV queries, index maintenance, statistics updates, DBCC commands — all cluttering up your Query Store and…
https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/DarlingData/releases/tag/Updates_20260215
8 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little More About Vector Types
https://61f.985.myftpupload.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-more-about-vector-types/
9 days ago
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Add a DMV that explicitly lists preview features in current build
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https://feedback.azure.com/d365community/idea/5648cdb3-5b08-f111-83da-7c1e52ad5c41
10 days ago
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If you were waiting for CU1 before testing out my new free SQL Server monitoring tool, here it is:
github.com/erikdarlingd...
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Release v1.1.0 · erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor
What's New Features Hover tooltips on all multi-series charts (#21) — Hover over any line on Wait Stats, Sessions, Latch Stats, Spinlock Stats, File I/O, Perfmon, and TempDB charts to see the seri...
https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor/releases/tag/v1.1.0
10 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little More About Vector Types Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little More About Vector Types https://youtu.be/KFzV4ltXaBA Video Summary In this video, I delve into the new vector types...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-more-about-vector-types/
10 days ago
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If you use SQL Prompt, be careful after updating to SSMS 22.3. The assembly version was changed from v17.100.0.0 to v18.100.0.0 and SSMS will hard crash if you try to connect Object Explorer because SQL Prompt has v17 hard coded. You can still connect query tabs without a crash, though.
11 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About The StackOverflow Demo Database Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About The StackOverflow Demo Database https://youtu.be/uRwQ8Wnnag0 Video Summary In this...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-the-stackoverflow-demo-database/
11 days ago
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Announcing Free SQL Server Performance Monitoring That Doesn't Suck Announcing Free SQL Server Performance Monitoring I built a free, open-source SQL Server performance monitoring tool. Two editions, no licensing...
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Announcing Free SQL Server Performance Monitoring That Doesn't Suck
Announcing Free SQL Server Performance Monitoring I built a free, open-source SQL Server performance monitoring tool. Two editions, no licensing fees, no telemetry, no cloud dependency. Here's what it does...
https://erikdarling.com/announcing-free-sql-server-performance-monitoring/
12 days ago
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Embeddings Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Embeddings https://youtu.be/t3fBHXHSa8M Video Summary In this video, I dive into the world of embeddings and their importance in...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-embeddings/
12 days ago
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reposted by
Darling Data
John Deardurff
13 days ago
I am going to learn how to SQL with
@erikdarling.com
. Check out "Advanced T-SQL Triage: The Art of Fixing Terrible Code". A
#DataSaturdayChicago
Pre-Con Event!
www.eventbrite.com/e/advanced-t...
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Advanced T-SQL Triage: The Art of Fixing Terrible Code
In this full-day festival of query-fixing, Erik Darling will lead you through the real-world mysteries of advanced T-SQL
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/advanced-t-sql-triage-the-art-of-fixing-terrible-code-tickets-1902543311259
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Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Vectors and Distances Get AI-Ready With Erik: A Little About Vectors and Distances https://youtu.be/WuJgexJvt1A Video Summary In this video, I dive into the exciting...
https://erikdarling.com/get-ai-ready-with-erik-a-little-about-vectors-and-distances/
13 days ago
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reposted by
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Deborah Melkin
14 days ago
#DataSaturdayChicago
is coming up sooner than we realize. Here’s @sqlbek.bsky.social‘s post about all the reasons you don’t want to miss it:
sqlbek.wordpress.com/2026/02/09/d...
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Data Saturday Chicago – One Month Away!
It’s been a hot minute since we (the organizing team) announced Data Saturday Chicago, and I can’t believe it’s a month away! If you haven’t signed up yet, the team would lo…
https://sqlbek.wordpress.com/2026/02/09/data-saturday-chicago-one-month-away/
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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 47 SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 47 https://youtu.be/DQrdeI8_-Q8 I have a query that is timing out after 30 seconds and is mostly waiting on pagelatch_sh. It's a...
https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-47/
14 days ago
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i'm testing out claude code for code review tasks. here's a release for all you crazy kids out there who like sizzling hot new robot code on a friday:
github.com/erikdarlingd...
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Release February 2026 Bug Fixes · erikdarlingdata/DarlingData
Bug Fixes This release includes bug fixes across multiple stored procedures discovered during code review. sp_IndexCleanup (2.2.5) Fixed rule prioritization for Key Duplicates of MAKE UNIQUE index...
https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/DarlingData/releases/tag/Updates_20260206
17 days ago
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Column Store, Delta Store, and More Column Store, Delta Store, and More https://youtu.be/OPdFoK9Rutw Video Summary In this video, I delve into some fascinating aspects of columnstore indexes and the Delta store in SQL Server,...
https://erikdarling.com/column-store-delta-store-and-more/
17 days ago
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Merry Christmas from Santa and Definitely Not Erik Merry Christmas from Santa and Definitely Not Erik https://youtu.be/EIMFErSu9DQ Would you believe Erik Santa forgot to turn off this coupon? Going Further If this...
https://erikdarling.com/merry-christmas-from-santa-and-definitely-not-erik-2/
18 days ago
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More LOBs, More Locks (in SQL Server) More LOBs, More Locks (in SQL Server) https://youtu.be/GkpEug8U7DE Video Summary In this video, I delve into the intriguing world of large object (LOB) data and its impact on locking...
https://erikdarling.com/more-lobs-more-locks-in-sql-server/
19 days ago
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Query Store Hint and Plan Guide Annoyances in SQL Server Query Store Hint and Plan Guide Annoyances in SQL Server https://youtu.be/ABhwGX0zNfo Video Summary In this video, I delve into some of the frustrations...
https://erikdarling.com/query-store-hint-and-plan-guide-annoyances-in-sql-server/
20 days ago
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reposted by
Darling Data
Matt Gordon
21 days ago
As of this morning, I am on the job market,
#OpenToWork
, or however that is designated here. 🙂 I’m immediately looking for a new position, and my DMs are open. Thanks network!
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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 46 SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 46 https://youtu.be/FOOiJ17T3E0 The missing index DMVs keep recommending the same index with 15+ included columns that would...
https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-46/
21 days ago
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it's 5 on a friday which means it's time to file a bug report:
developercommunity.visualstudio.com/t/Copying-an...
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Developer Community
Developer Community
https://developercommunity.visualstudio.com/t/Copying-and-pasting-vector-data-type-col/11037081
24 days ago
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New Course: Get AI-Ready With Erik! New Course: Get AI-Ready With Erik! https://youtu.be/BLVss-kx3oY Video Summary In this video, I introduce a new course titled "Get AI Ready with Erik," designed to help you navigate the...
https://erikdarling.com/new-course-get-ai-ready-with-erik/
24 days ago
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In Defense Of Merge: Non-Deterministic Updates
https://erikdarling.com/in-defense-of-merge-non-deterministic-updates/
25 days ago
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Love Your Data Types: Dates
https://erikdarling.com/love-your-data-types-dates/
26 days ago
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Love Your Data Types: Strings
https://erikdarling.com/love-your-data-types-strings/
27 days ago
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check out microsoft doing cooler stuff with postgres than they do with sql server:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJxr...
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Azure HorizonDB: Deep Dive into a New Enterprise-Scale PostgreSQL | BRK127
YouTube video by Microsoft Events
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJxrSKAvCis
28 days ago
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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 45
https://erikdarling.com/sql-server-performance-office-hours-episode-45/
28 days ago
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Dear SQL DBA: AI SQLServer2025
https://erikdarling.com/dear-sql-dba-ai-sqlserver2025/
about 1 month ago
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bit Obscene: SQL Server 2025 Developer Features
https://erikdarling.com/bit-obscene-sql-server-2025-developer-features/
about 1 month ago
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bit Obscene: SQL Server 2025 Availability Groups
https://erikdarling.com/bit-obscene-sql-server-2025-availability-groups/
about 1 month ago
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Updating Video Posts With Summaries and Transcripts
https://erikdarling.com/updating-video-posts-with-summaries-and-transcripts/
about 1 month ago
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bit Obscene: SQL Server 2025 Standard Edition
https://erikdarling.com/bit-obscene-sql-server-2025-standard-edition/
about 1 month ago
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bit Obscene: SQL Server 2025 IQP Features
https://erikdarling.com/bit-obscene-sql-server-2025-iqp-features/
about 1 month ago
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we used to be a proper country.
youtu.be/7_SAMrDnXOE?...
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Robert Palmer - Johnny and Mary
YouTube video by RobertPalmerVEVO
https://youtu.be/7_SAMrDnXOE?list=RD7_SAMrDnXOE
about 1 month ago
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Fun Query Plan Friday
https://erikdarling.com/fun-query-plan-friday/
about 1 month ago
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Stored Procedure IF Branching and Deferred Compilation In SQL Server
https://erikdarling.com/stored-procedure-if-branching-and-deferred-compilation-in-sql-server/
about 1 month ago
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