Happy #Caturday 😀

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Dog.exe has crashed… had a busy day project managing the splitting of firewood on the farm.

Another addition to the household, little chap turned up starving in the farmyard on Saturday. Can’t be any more than 3 months old and loved his fuss, this makes me think that he was dumped, we are lucky he made it to us. I despise people who dump animals.

Had a hammock full of kittens to contend with in the morning. They are missing my wife who has been away for for a couple of days.

My wife is taking part in a 5K assault course this weekend to raise money for @cancerresearchuk.org it would be great if anyone could add some support for her fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/stephs-...

Very pleased with my new badge. I was going to get a cuter one but felt this one better channeled the “not today, Satan” vibe I was going for. 🌈

Had an epic evening watching Napalm Death, Crowbar, Full of Hell, and Brat. Always a stormer when Napalm cover Nazi Punks Fuck Off! 🤘🤘🤘✊

Has to get a tooth removed today, this simple procedure is something that has terrified me since I had a terrible experience as a ten year old. Glad it has sorted the issue but not something that I want to repeat.

Thanks to everyone who came to my session today at #SqlKonferenz. Session materials will be sent out by the event team soon.

It really blows my mind the number of people who will have sensitive calls and leave laptops/bags unattended in airport lounges. 😬

Current Status…

Keeping my hands warm with my #FabricFebruary mittens while taking the dog for a walk 😀

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Time to channel my network. My current contract expires at the end of the month. So I am looking for new opportunities. Do you know anyone who can use a very experienced #SQLServer developer, specialized in query tuning? Please reach out! Reposts appreciated. #OpenToWork

Dear men at #AWS #ReInvent The networking events are not for speed dating. I am here to meet people in my industry or area of expertise, not answer questions about my marriage status.

Just binged on seven episodes of Arcane and finished the series. Very impressed, it has to be in my top 5 in combination with series one. 😀

Just sitting down to the first episode of Arcane season two, really enjoyed the first one.

Barry Smart talking about #MicrosoftFabric and #DataMesh at tonight’s Aberdeen Data Platform and Cloud meeting.

Welp that’s 5k. In 1.5 years I reached more followers than I did in 11 years on Twitter. Very grateful to be able to thrive here as an artist 💜

Microsoft are doing a promotion where if you study for the DP-600 Microsoft Fabric certification, you can get a free exam voucher for it (worth $140 USD+ depending on your region). It starts in a few days. The full training content is 33+ hours though. community.fabric.microsoft.com/t5/Community...

Has anyone got a good list of words/terms to mute? I’m looking to try and keep this little world my little tech only space.

Punch Nazis

Trans rights are human rights.

Getting in and setup for my first session of the week at #PassDataSummit. If it’s your first time here then come along to the Networking Event up on level 5 to learn how to get the most out of the event.

I have submitted for this and am keeping my fingers crossed. Always enjoy speaking here as it’s a really well run event. Well worth looking at if you’re able to.

Raging right now, reset of my laptop, had an issue adding to AAD, duplicate device name, cleared them out and hit try again button, went through the rest of the process, then discovered that it did not try again and now laptop is FUBAR and only way to get it working is buying a new win 11 license 🤬

Woke up and read that the new government in NZ has decided to roll-back the smokefree legislation. Seriously NZ, has the last 14 years in the UK and MAGA in the US not shown you how shithouse the right wing is these days, they hate everything that is not them or their mates. FFS.

Attending a tech conference in Edinburgh and I have to say that for a free conference it still represents very poor value due to poor organisation, vendors in the expo area who seem disinterested, and vendor centric session content (aside from a fantastic session by Alexia Cambon from Microsoft) /r

Just found out that Arch Enemy and In Flames are co-headlining a tour at the end of next year with Soilwork opening. I’m currently acting like a giddy child, three of my favourite bands in one gig 🤘🤘🤘tickets will be bought.

Turned my desktop PC on for the first time in nearly 18 months, there are some updates to apply apparently 🤔

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Bean is chilling this evening, not loving the weather in Scotland at the moment so warm blanket it is. #SqlCats

How many days of work are lost when some idiot comes into work sick and gets other people sick? How many days of work are lost when a burned-out employee shows up instead of taking time to get their head right? Unknowable, says a manager who is terrible at management and productivity.

Management tip 101. If a member of your team comes and says they fucked up, don’t ghost them before letting them go…

The irony of having a mental health day session at work, about resilience and managing mental health at work at lunch time so that people can watch it on their break… 🤦‍♂️

And today’s lesson is double checking the names you give variables when shortening the names, when you create a dictionary of primary keys… 🤦‍♂️

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Enjoying a nice little bit of some fine Aquavit this autumnal evening while trying to get my ADF pipeline to work properly. Skål to my Norwegian friends, may you all be content in whatever you find yourself doing this evening. 🙂

#datarelay setup at @tnmoc is taking a while as I keep getting distracted by displays of calculators and slide rules

#WITsWhoLunch 📢 We are getting our own Meetup group! Turns out 70 members (!) are a bit difficult to manage manually. Share this with a woman you think would like to join, and read more about what we are and what we do here: data-ascend.com?p=905&previe...

Bean has had a hard evening eating and watching Wheel of Time it seems.

I have booked myself a little holiday, I’m taking myself off to London at the end of October for three days to go visit a bunch of museums i have not been to before 😀 done myself a little itinerary and everything 🤣