Legit just saw an old ad for The Golden Compass film, and tell me why the heck did I legit think I had accidentally put on the movie, it literally was just the entire movie??

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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

This is the inspiration I needed today 💚

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

When your credit score is 802, but an apartment complex messages you saying you’re approved “conditionally” due to not having any credit…okay? What?

Not something. Someone. #Frankenstein

Man, I love getting only 2-3 hours of sleep then my nose deciding to become so congested I can’t breathe, and my throat deciding breathing through my mouth is also not an option. Cool.

If you need a terrible but hilarious watch, Meth Gator is free on tubi

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What's that? You hear it? A BLUE AVALANCHE.

get more woke NOW get more transgender NOW put neopronouns in your bio NOW!!!!!!!!

without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?

It should be illegal for a studio apartment to be more than $900/month, tbh even that is pushing it

You know shit is bad when the fucking Zodiac Killer is making sense

When I figure out how to not be stressed and anxious 24/7 it’s all gonna be over for you bitches

he's in pain because he has an allergy but likes the uncrustables to much to notice

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies #art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit

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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

My five-year old dog legit just got diagnosed with what is basically doggie COPD 😔 Going to talk to the vet about her options moving forward for enrichment…because it sucks that such a young dog who loves to run and play may potentially not be able to anymore

It’s really is satisfying to see the rage in a bigot’s eyes as you gentle-parent speak at them, because they are behaving like literal children. “Aw, bud, sounds like you’re having a BIG feeling right now!! But those thoughts are inside thoughts! Catch a quiet bubble, turn those listening ears on!”

sorry if this is insane to say, but i dont think a group of reactionary cultists should set the cultural agenda for all of society

Man, I just love constantly disassociating to the point of sheer panic. It’s so fucking awesome. Love that for me. Love that it just keeps fucking happening with no clear reason or trigger

While I never turned to hard drugs nor abused drugs, Prozac Nation hits so hard how it felt senior year of college into grad school. That feeling of needing to be perfect of needing to get things done and have it be better and better and better

Quote with a gif from the last show you watched

Camp Cretaceous and Chaos Theory are better than the Jurassic World franchise 🤷🏻 I said what I said

"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!

I don’t know why it’s so hard for me to just loudly say “I’m a man!” Whenever someone misgenders me, instead I grow small and my voice gets higher, and I question what the fuck they are even looking at

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The chest x-ray use pioneered by Alan Hart continues to be extremely important in screening for tuberculosis. Although no one accomplishes anything in isolation, I'd argue that Hart has helped saved MILLIONS of lives because chest x-rays have been so essential in driving down rates of TB globally.

Literally listening to a video on two women debating a man on abortions’ legality, and the women posited that perhaps there should be mandatory vasectomies for abortion prevention…this man admitted to not knowing vasectomies were a real thing.

bonus: t4t4t vibes

There is no heterosexual explanation for Nana

Lil’ friend on the trail the other day, let me snap a picture then slithered away at warp speed

Possibly a hot take for some folks but…if your dog does not have perfect recall, it should not be off leash in public spaces if for no other reason than your dog’s safety

It’s totally fine for you to not know/know how to do something, even if it seems like the most goddamn common sense shit in the world; there should be zero shame in asking for help/an explanation. Keep. Learning.

Just unlocked the knowledge that I can wear a kid’s size 6…and now I’m like, perhaps I need light up shoes. For my serotonin.

Your School House Rock moment......

“I asked ChatGPT...” well I asked Tom Bombadil and he said "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!"

Love that TEACH does not allow you to ever change your account name 🫠 so you’re just forever deadnamed by it

How have they spent this much time without wrapping Yaz’s ankle somehow? #campcretaceous