Happy Mother’s Day Everyone

Very easy to be a girl except the parts where i don’t understand my body & everybody trying to kill me

My son (cat) is currently mad at me and giving the cold shoulder because I won’t let him on the catio at nighttime. What. A. Diva. (Like mom)

The fact I don’t have a call-duck, raccoon and hyrax as pets pisses me off

Considering signing off all my emails now with: “Gaūn wǒ pi shi” Nat (Pinyin Translation: I don’t give a shit)

Summer Goal: drink more margaritas.

I like to imagine when David danced before the Lord it was a slutty pussycat dolls choreography.

Posting my last skeet and realizing it’s earth day feels like a woo woo sign…

I daydream of the day I move back to the Uk on a plot of land and build a massive food garden. I sell my plants to the locals and have goats and a Shetland cow with chickens. Maybe a goose or two. Definitely call ducks as well. Obviously my cats too. One day…

The parallels of Liz from Shrinking, and my personality…scares me.

As if I didn’t need ANOTHER reason to love crows #crowsagainstisrael

I’m convinced Laura Loomer is the way she is because she’s got a face like a barn door and no amount of plastic surgery is fixing it.

The Vancouver politics group I’m in on Facebook is currently arguing what’s the best term to refer to certain groups…guys, the house is on fire rn. I don’t care if you called me a slur GET A BUCKET OF WATER AND HELP OUT

The ever present and lingering fear of gas, food and energy insecurity about to hit in circa 1 month…im (not) fine, its (not) fine, everythings (not) fine.

“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters.” - Antonio Gramsci

they treat this guy who streams on the internet with more skepticism and hostility than literally any Democrat politician that is actively running for office

If aliens go to our moon do you think they’d be like “wtf” about all the junk we’ve left on there? www.rmg.co.uk/stories/spac...

You think the Israeli’s hate the film, Kingdom of Heaven?

Jiang Xueqins got some good points but the guru-ification of him lately is a bit unnerving.

Happy boy pussy Thursday

Slimy JEFF (Pierre) Poilievre trying on a new lizard skin on Joe Rogan makes sense. Two dumb bitches in a room going “exacccttllly” at each other, vibes.

ironic discharge

We need more bloopers in end credits 🎥

Interesting…

Watched Louis Theroux’s Inside the Manosphere…I’m like 99% sure Myron Gaines is a total grifter and this is all a shitty act. Ain’t no way based on how he was reacting. The veil was slipping the whole time.

I donated and you should too. I hope Sean wipes the court floor with Ken Simms ass. Get wrecked, loser.

They’d rather plunder the world into war than give us basic living standards

I’ll take my geopolitical wrath out on my Pokémon rival then #leafgreen

I think Christine speaks for all of us when she

The world is shit but least I got these little Pokémon animals to train and cockfight each other I guess #leafgreen

Everyday, it's a getting closer, Going faster than a roller coaster…

Bohemian Grove turning out to be very real and very active was not on my bingo card this year.

Trolly problem but it’s like a Mr.Beast game and the people on the tracks are billionaires.

Oh Nigel Baker can FUCK OFF with those comments about harassment. It wasn’t okay then, it’s not okay now and that’s on ALL of you working that shoot #netflixantm

Dani Evans from ANTM looks STUNNING

Watching the ANTM documentary on Netflix and all I can say is Tyra Banks is an absolute fucking irredeemable monster.

Ohhh ok so Tyra’s not gunna take any responsibility for what happened on ANTM. Got it. #realitycheckinsideantm

Ohhhh bad bunny you did the thing - this is SO GOOD #superbowlLX

Green Day singing "American Idiot" at the Super Bowl LX pre-game show is perfect. 😄 #SuperBowlLX

Hey @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social that was the shittiest Ai slop of a commercial I’ve ever seen. Do better. #SuperBowlLX

Olympic Figure Skaters: Canadians with different country’s hats

Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Im sorry…..what??? Oh, my bad I forgot its the Team America: World ICE Police script.

Personally my favourite theory of the burning bush is Moses was tripping his ass off on mushrooms. That I would believe.

How do we know Jesus wasn’t just higher intelligence/a wee bit autistic and everyone else wasn’t just fuckin dumb? If you’re dumb, everything probably looked like a miracle.

What it was like inside the room with Donald Trump at Davos

The difference between Carneys speech and this is…staggering. And unlike the eloquent speech Carney gave, I’d like to say, as Canadian as I can to Trump… “Get so fucked bud!”

The fantastic 4 house might just be my dream home interior design

To the Vancouverite that made this, know you are my hero.