Really crazy how pale people stole “woke” from us. Now some fuckin dick suckin nerd in their basement calling a video game woke cause they aren’t the main focus in one game outta the fuckin literal THOUSANDS

I wish I had a handful of titties right now… But alas…

No literally I saw the adults in 2010 having fun in the club dressed in business casual…. We haven’t had a normal year since we turned 18

100 crows entered my parking lot as my uber arrived because someone dropped their lunch... every worker, delivery truck, and guest just witnessed me in my fur coat and flip flops SCREAMING, "NOT LIKE THIS JESUS!"

Everybody cuddling and boo’d up and I’m just… here 😔😔

(Fellas, buy the cheap kind for this)

Oh she beautiful!!! 👀👀👀

Oh some body in they bag… LoL

🐈‍⬛ 🦇 🖤

I hate a miserable ass person

Shorty you gotta prove you really like me… Do something different, like fly me out or something. 🌚🤷🏾‍♂️

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Fellas start scheduling your haircuts around her ovulation time.. 🌚

I gotta get back to being active up here…

A monkey? And with hair like that??

Whelp… Guess I cancel that appointment…

I’ma sick nigga… I be getting horny and wanting to have sex, then spend money on somebody daughter.

learning how to leave people alone and go on with your life is very important

Especially when she yap while I’m stroking…

Charlie, son of Tiger Woods, just hit his first hole-in-one in tournament play

Telling her you fell asleep & then posting this the next morning >>>

A lot of people hate him… But he really the funniest nigga ever

You mean to tell me that McDonalds worker never seeing that reward AND GOT FIRED 😭

lol it’s a grapefruit soda. I really like it but it’s an acquired taste

I’m blocking white porn accounts off rip. If I wanted to look at uncooked ¡PINK! chicken cutlets I’d open my fridge and pull up a seat.

I need New Years plans… Let me crash on one of yall couch.

This is how annoying my day was 😫

Thats white washed Living Single

I been neglecting this app…

Toy Story… I actually might watch it tonight after work

One of my biggest crushes responding to my DMs on IG…

♾️💍✨

Pushed away a woman who was tryna be there for me and love me… But I wasn’t able to see and recognize that through all my pain and anger.

Free Tay-Kay47

If this Jay-Z shit true… I’ma truly be hurt and cry… I’m not cancelling Hova…

I actually seriously might do this…

Correct. Truman tried to create a national healthcare system around the same time that European nations were making theirs. It was killed by Dixiecrats because it would have required integrated hospital facilities.

I gotta listen to this song beginning of everyday…. youtu.be/PqvN421JBdc?...

Don’t do no kind of long distance unless that mf SOLID don’t sit up in a room alone while that mf outside.

A man untucking his durag cape = A woman taking off her bra

peekaboo…

this is the money marge. reskeet for good fortune 💰

With the right person who actually likes me and wants me… Plus willing to put in the time and work.