The Jessica Berman bit in during the stream absolutely killed me

All the things you said scene is life changing, but not as life changing as Heartstopper’s clearest blue

A detailed analysis of the first impressions of the new head coaches in town

Hello engineers of Bluesky Are safety toed chest waders a thing? And if they’re not common what do I do to get the safety of both

JESSE MARSCH: ay shawty my mans wants to talk to you he’s coming off a bad breakup but was wondering if he could get to know you a bit The mans:

Hire a man who couldn't beat the shittiest of SKC teams. I LOVE this move Current

In this episode I somehow get Thad to explain what mewing is

caved and got the ebook to the first book in the world of heated rivalry

As per usual, off to see the wizards videos x cauldron collab

Sporting KC 🤝 girl who can’t say her r’s Wicky

All I wanted to do was bait them into liking heated rivalry and I didn’t even have to do much

playing fc26 for the first time and i can’t believe how quickly i forgot this roster was ass

Oh. We’re starting off strong.

The 2025 Kansas City Current was the first team in league history to win the NWSL Shield without a single European player on the roster.

do we fly to ecuador for 48 hours for a stupid video

this was my first thought when tipsy, i am glad i can be of entertainment for some

Bluesky curated this perfectly the other day

Ive decided Boston Legacy is such a stupid name

Cousin: "Oh, are you talking about S&T? I heard Collin talk about it." Me: "Yeah, I went there. What did you friend say?" Cousin: "That there's a lot of drinking and dropping out." Couldn't have summed it up better myself, folks.

Just hit The Spins perfectly during karaoke in front of my mom. Exposure therapy ✨

Unfortunately my new vocal stim has been from wood, prompted from my parents giving me a redwood tree magnet from sequoia and I yelled “ITS TRAVIS KELCE” Except all I can imagine is that damn squirrel on tiktok twerking to the song

Sometimes you get a text from your mom and you just have to move on and go about your day

Oh hello

Real question does Lucas Rodriguez make it through this head coaching change

Unfortunately ever since I got a cornicello necklace in Naples, it has yet to turn away evil spirits… like I’m pretty sure I got it and then that Houston Dash game happened. So I guess I have to apologize to all of kc sports but I refuse to stop wearing it

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

Ive been going to happy hour for weeks with some cauldron friends and this woman is a part of the crew, except I have never learned her name. So after seeing her at pole dancing class tonight I decided to send the text of shame to a friend to ask for her name

Idk I feel like there isn’t enough blame on the BILLIONAIRE not wanting to spend his own money? And then you look to another sports ownership who is literally building a entire new neighborhood on their own

I really want to tag wasserman in my Instagram bio like soccer players do, but I fear no one would understand

No because why is my mom so mean about icarly perfume

And I once again failed at the worm

btw bleachers singing merry christmas please don’t call on fallon the other day was life changing

Unwell this… unwell that… GUYS I UNDERSTAND NOW. I’m currently unwell because this was played on the radio

i forget how fun engineering is because this is a common angle/youtube intro

i have never wanted to be less back than ever before

Boyfriend and I broke up so I bought a Subaru

ICYMI: KC Current Acquires Marisa Jordan from Trade with NC Courage And yes, we included a fun fact at the end, guess you’ll have to read it 🤷 kcsoccerjournal.com/12/11/2025/k...

Me and @crobbie20.bsky.social both manifesting Aikey to KC 🔮🔮🔮

So much fun to do a little hypothetical scouting with Tara!

If anyone decides to watch Heated Rivalry and is thinking about reading the book, don’t. I haven’t watched it yet, but the writing is not great.

In a world where womens rights are constantly on the verge of going away, I just want to say I got my new iud and it was literally the most painless experience compared to my first one. And if you’re looking for a new doctor Dr Lehoczky at St Lukes is THAT GIRL.

KC soccer’s 2025 wrapped…

I made a huge mistake I now have amaretto sours at my disposal

I love trying to farm engagement with my other accounts (please go like kcsj tweets from time to time so I feel better about myself!)

Bluesky saw it first

It’s up to a Berhalter to save MLS this season.

Filming a video about MLS schedule change and they coined a bit so funny that joss and i got relegated to another room so we wouldn’t laugh during filming

Women in stem? No more like woman with steel toed boot crying because I’m chasing a tiny cockroach that was chilling next to me while I find the Wichita state basketball game.

Once upon a time my sister was looking for waterproof shoes to travel with and I pointed her to vessi’s since a kc nwsl player was partnered with them and after my sister raved about them for years, today I bought some. Thank you Victoria Pickett for my new shoes