I have no sense of patriotism until the second Europeans start shit talking American food at which point I will start dual wielding meatball subs like they’re twin katanas

Saving this for a month from now

Feckless fucking buffoon

Judging by the Instagram of a dude I went to high school with this is a tragic day for guys whose covid project was trying to make the internet’s premiere scat porn website

Thank you so much to LSS for this opportunity and for the community that supports us. We love you all🤍

Just got a notification that my dead mom just joined telegram. Hope she’s enjoying crypto pump and dumps and buying heroic quantities of ketamine from heaven

Andrew Cuomo working on his biggest gambit yet: cross-endorsing Zohran Mamdani

Cool that democrats seem to be upping the ante from "worthless, useless" to "actively evil". Might actually give a democrat a vote this time if one actually runs against Hakeem Jeffries.

I know it raises some existentially upsetting questions but it seems to be empirically true that supporting the Democratic party is a waste of time, energy, and money

Everyone loves the idea of an orgy until I open up the nature valley granola bars

idk how you can look around at everything going on right now and not feel a complete and utter sense of popelessness

The vengabus is coming (menacing)

Split the finals of my local skirmish today on CYB Terra. Favorite moment was when a kayo opp played cast bones, got 6 mights and an agility, then next turn went 10ft tall for 16, scabs rolling 4, claw, 10ft tall for 10 and I blocked 22 of it. This Crown of Seeds card kinda good?

"AND HE WILL PICK IT UP / ON EAGLE'S WINGS" - ska hymn

Sort of bleakly funny watching the country freak out as the U.S. government starts doing to us what it’s spent the last 60 years doing to the rest of the world

wtf are they even trying to say here? not the message we need right now!

Yall are gonna be so embarrassed when the set is built around torrenting bootleg movies

So many new peeps joining the bsky #fabtcg community today! This calls for a welcome giveaway. 🥰 To enter: follow, reshare, and comment the card you’re most hoping to pull this weekend at your local prerelease! On Monday I’ll draw 2 winners to each receive a set (2 copies) of scarf promos! 🧣

Really forces you to look in the mirror as a community member when the devs start posting receipts in BNR announcements to prove they didn't wildly miss a broken thing

it is hurtful to say someone has never read the card when they have destroyed their eyesight posting at 1:30am on light mode slack

been thinking about this more and have decided it is the Official Correct Answer

Bright Lights: the ska of Flesh and Blood sets

A fun bit you can do with people who play Flesh and Blood is loudly complain about how expensive C&Cs are and see how far into the conversation you can get before they realize you think the only version of C&C is the one printed in Dynasty

ME: Well, I’m 0-2 at the armory. At least my round 3 should be an easy win. GEM:

The "Again" Speed Chess scene from Queen's Gambit but it's me clicking "Quick Rematch" 10 games in a row whenever someone says something annoying to me in talishar chat

If I don’t win a pq and top8 a calling this year it’s because YouTube shorts of jeff teague telling stories about the nba were simply too powerful a force to overcome

“I think he looks like that dragon” - @tvsalexptak.bsky.social’s wife about how her husband looks like the eragon dragon

lol “7 nut”

One thing that would be really fun to do with a time machine is to go back to when kids started rioting because they heard Rock Around the Clock and make them listen to Down With The Sickness

Would really like to hear from some of the Runaways about how they feel being bankrolled by a guy who will put that kind of video out. Silence speaks volumes here.

My fiancé is from suburban LA and I’m from a small town in rural Wisconsin and it turns out you can win a lot of minor arguments in that kind of relationship just by starting to sing Billy Joel’s Uptown Girl

Is there a more pre-9/11 movie than home alone 2

A Christmas Carole is less about the transformative magic of Christmas and more about how annoying atheists are

A+ photo of luigi looking like Nick Mullen doing an accent that will get him into trouble

It’s gonna be so funny if one of the araknis you can end up with is terrible. Like the FaB equivalent of landing on a bowser square in Mario party

Simply impossible to read “NIGHTBITCH” on all these subway ads and not hear “ahAHahhhh, fighter of the daybitch, ahAHahhh…”

ok wow very surprising to see this from bret stephens of the new york times

I’m a pillar of the community. I’m very tall.

lmao luigi

cops are evil for sure but I think what people are missing with this clip is that not even the cops care about catching this dude

Would kinda rule if this whole thing got planned at the chalamet lookalike contest

I am already fiending for GEM packs. GIMME.

St Peter at the gates of heaven but it's twitter deciding whether or not to roast you when you get murdered

What this doesn’t capture is that my most listened to song was a novelty track about getting your penis stuck in a bottle of Mexican Coke

Told my fiance the ceo of United healthcare was shot to death in midtown and she started singing No One Mourns The Wicked, so real good news bad news day in the Sitrick household

Anyway, go ahead and take that AI Startup job, I'm sure it'll be fine

okay it's a lutheran black metal band where every song is about hating the papacy and the band is named Diet of Worms

First win above an armory, won an LL skirmish on briar whee

Just got back in NY from LA and boy am I walkin here!