@guerrillajokes.bsky.social and me rolling up to the club be like:

the best part of my day is friends and family calling me to check in if I’m okay, and then they being freaked out about how happy I am, rest in piss hogan

If anyone wants an update on my life. Me and the GF now make fancy sandwiches on Sundays. Anyway new season of my podcast coming soon probably

Life update: got two new tattoos. Both almost killed me for very different reasons.

Armageddon is the greatest film of all time* *he wrote avoiding his writing deadlines while panicking

I’m officially an old man cause last night I got a tattoo that damn near killed me in a spot that would have never have hurt and I woke this morning feeling terrible and wdym fascism is taking over quickly wtf

even though the US is in a full scale fascist free-fall at the moment, it’s so nice to hear things like Le Pen being indicted and barred from office. it’s a reminder the whole world hasn’t gone insane with hatred and there is still some fight left in us

wasn’t us, we sent the mummy (1998) fan fiction that nash wrote herself into

I found out there’s a jack in the box ghost kitchen in Chicago and I ordered some and it was glorious and I’m no longer constipated please send help

I reckon tonight I’m doing my last standup set ever and I’ll probably bomb but more importantly I should prob write a set.

The best joke from dodgeball is when you find out Justin got the cheerleader pregnant in the end.

just one time in my life i want to be a guest at a batshit crazy wedding

van helsing is an amazing movie

Finished listening to @deathandfriends.bsky.social and now I don't know what to do with my life until the next season comes out 😭

intersections of history i never planned for: the unibomber meets sacco and vanzetti

i hate it when i fight with my girlfriend bc now im standing in the produce aisle of the supermarket weeping to trap queen

i will never, ever tire of hearing you guys talk about death and friends, it’s my favourite thing @guerrillajokes.bsky.social and i put so much work and energy into this little show and it’s always so awesome when you guys reach out to tell us you found it

“you should smile more”. don’t worry i am gonna smile a lot when you leave

i am not afraid of ghosts bc of the simple fact that most of my social interactions haunt me in ways a murdered victorian never could

There’s an entire genre of movie that is just “This MAN 😂😂 is taking care of CHILDREN! 🤣🤣”

hi bluesky, we’re death and friends. we’re a comedy podcast about the history of death with comedian @guerrillajokes.bsky.social and historian @itsnashflynn.bsky.social. we have too much fun doing what we do (being depressed) and we’d love for you to join us (with the fun thing, not the other thing)

the most relatable thing about spider man is that he gets bitten by an experimental spider in a lab and then just goes home to die because he can’t afford to go to the hospital

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

Over a year old and still relevant

Take it easy on the bluesky server she is literally just a girl

lmao oh my god this tremendous fool, this absolute dipshit

Any new zombie movies that want to be believable need to include random people who walk directly up to zombies & get bitten on purpose because they think getting bitten will help them build immunity against being bitten. They also need to mock people trying to avoid being bitten.

Is it too soon to start posting depression stuffs or should I establish my brand first?