Something has gone horribly wrong when the DOJ drops documents that sound like an early 2000s Alex Jones rant. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

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Omg lmao

Oh, look there: an editorial-interference canary.

Stunned that this photo is real. If I showed up to an interview and the camerawork / set did me this dirty I would resort to violence. No question.

Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024

Short of an actual video of trump blowing bubba this is the funniest way they could have played this.

Congratulations equally to every strip club and car dealership within 20 miles of a base.

Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

Trump and Vance discussing the possibility of deploying a tactical N-word, but they’re each thinking of a different word

Felt like punishing myself and watched the Weiss/Kirk propaganda piece. Her responding to question about antisemistism on both sides by a Jewish man by essentially telling them to find Christ and that "the old and new testament are inseperable" is genuinely incredible (1)

Reading this rn, shaping up to be my favorite book on the subject since the Rhodes tome

If you're blasting Instagram reels on your phone speakers in the bathroom stall, it's because you're not shitting hard enough. You can't imagine the concentration it takes to shit at my level.

Today is the anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting. There are no words to express the grief and anger that our young people continue to be slaughtered in school. And for what? More guns? This is a policy failure — and a moral one. Enough. My heart is with Providence today.

And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.

The criminalization of homelessness is a disease. The longer homelessness and prisons are allowed to persist, the deeper we integrate the larger idea that some people just have to be treated like this. It comes as no suprise the revolving door between prison and the streets is ignored.

Winning the Nobel peace prize and the immediately praising the guy publically commited to escalating military conflict with your country is an incredible grift. The kind most could only dream of.

Sexual violence in prisons is not inevitable or an accident. It's become so ingrained through little jokes about "dropping the soap" or "what they do to people in prison" that America has come to accept this as a legitimate and intended part of carceral punishment. There's not enough room in hell.

Simply incredible to live long enough that the Iraq war is now the comparatively more subtle attempt at stealing oil.

Yeah man I think most of us assumed this would involve keeping some oil.

Instant all-timer here:

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"