Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

This is a lovely article but has unfortunately introduced me to the music video for In Demand and it’s annoying me so much @kevintj.bsky.social has told me to stop talking about it. BUT I WONT BE SILENCED, THERES NOTHING SEXY ABOUT A PETROL STATION FORECOURT www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Rewound three times to make sure that is what we could all see in Stephen’s jumpsuit #traitors

HOW ARE THEY SO CALM AT THE HANDS COMING OUT OF THE GRAVE

Roxy doesn’t half talk some nonsense #traitors

@kevintj.bsky.social the dream

Chill evening at home

Going for an eye test later because I keep losing at PlayStation and I reckon it’s cos I can’t see the screen properly. Going to be humbling if it turns out my eyes are fine.

If I was Stephen I would literally banish myself rather than walk into that turret

What is the temperature in the round table room ffs #thetraitors

Just leave Sam in the cage when they go back to the castle

Foolishly left the bedroom door open last night so naturally the cats held a 3am wrestling match on the bed.

Rolled my eyes so hard at a couple cuddling in the gym that they’ve stopped doing it, that’s my good deed of 2026 sorted

“Mum the Amazon order won’t go through on your phone” - good?!

@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social I’d be slapping that chilli oil out of her hand if I was cooking for her

A good mornings work teaching my niece to say “no comment” and ask for a solicitor to everything her mums ask.

Now is not the time to discover we were supposed to be doing the Christmas dinner starter

Ooh hello. Thank you very much @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social

Is Nigella sponsored by Big Pomegranate Seed

What absolute horseshit is this

What an amazing thread.

@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social Possibly the most horrifying open to a reel yet

O telling me all about how the school has been to see a production of “Light the Lamp Not the Rat” so I’m guessing that’s its official name now.

So far we’ve spent quite some time with the taskmaster advent calendar trying to work out a) how to get into the box and b) where door one is. We are Sanjeev Bhaskar.

One excellent thing about Black Friday is it’s reminding me to unsubscribe from all the companies suddenly emailing me

If you see this, post a bad woman you love

@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social it’s too early for jellied eels

Don’t make them anything, they need to learn

@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social she’s in London! Greggs Greggs Greggs Greggs

O has five appointments this week and if I get one more text message about it I am taking out a restraining order on the whole of the NHS

I can't believe I'm saying this: Alan Carr is the best traitor of all time. #CelebrityTraitors

ACTUAL TEARS

Oh my poor little Nick

Evergreen tweet #celebritytraitors

THE NOISE IN THIS HOUSE #celebritytraitors

SHUT UP ALAN JUST FLY UNDER THE RADAR

Howling at Kate Goaway, what’s she done to Alan and Tom Daley for this level of beef #celebritytraitors

“Right, what did I say about Dracula not having weapons” and other fun sayings as the parent of a small boy

One of the cats is on crate rest for six weeks with a broken pelvis. It’s been two days and he’s just protested by throwing all the litter out of the tray and around the crate.

NICK MY BEAUTIFUL BOY DONT SACRIFICE YOURSELF #CelebrityTraitors

Joe is right but also annoying and I would like him to be crushed by a falling chess piece #celebritytraitors

Feel like Mark wanted to spit at them as he left #celebritytraitors

100% Mark then

Evergreen tweet #celebritytraitors

Asked O what Halloween decorations we should put up and he said “what about a big picture of your face, that’ll scare everyone off”. Beast child.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Everywhere outside out of cosy bed

… you know what, keep the food box