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Cheesy chips, a pint of wine, gorgeous times
“Right, what did I say about Dracula not having weapons” and other fun sayings as the parent of a small boy
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One of the cats is on crate rest for six weeks with a broken pelvis. It’s been two days and he’s just protested by throwing all the litter out of the tray and around the crate.
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NICK MY BEAUTIFUL BOY DONT SACRIFICE YOURSELF
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7 days ago
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Joe is right but also annoying and I would like him to be crushed by a falling chess piece
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7 days ago
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Feel like Mark wanted to spit at them as he left
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7 days ago
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100% Mark then
8 days ago
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Evergreen tweet
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add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Asked O what Halloween decorations we should put up and he said “what about a big picture of your face, that’ll scare everyone off”. Beast child.
9 days ago
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Anthony Clark
2 months ago
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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Everywhere outside out of cosy bed
10 days ago
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… you know what, keep the food box
10 days ago
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Anthony Cunningham
11 days ago
Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
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Scott Bryan
14 days ago
Alan Carr is so consistently funny in this show.
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Scott Bryan
15 days ago
Tom Daley just posted this on TikTok
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SHUT UP CLARE BALDING
15 days ago
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Celia pretending she’s snooping to cover the fact she’s just farting and leaving the room
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15 days ago
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K is close to getting a clip round the ear every time Charlotte is on screen
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21 days ago
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AAAAH-riadne Griffin
21 days ago
the way Tom Daley is GUNNING for Kate Garraway is so fucking funny 💀 this show is delivering everything it had to and so much more.
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Stephen
22 days ago
I canʼt wait for the twist that Nick Mohammed is Celia Imrieʼs secret son
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ALAN STOP LAUGHING
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"There's something fishy about Ruth Codd" me everyday at the roundtable, if I were one of the celebrities
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AAAAH-riadne Griffin
21 days ago
they've not just killed Paloma, Jonathan seems to have mowed down 35 mongeese for this... ensemble?
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Alan attempting to manipulate the conversation and completely failing. What an icon.
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21 days ago
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Please Paloma Please Paloma Please Paloma
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21 days ago
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Shouting “just let Nick do it” at all the puzzles
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22 days ago
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Sarah
22 days ago
Jonathon, “I’m glad it’s you Cat because you are calm” Alan
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22 days ago
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@hayls.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
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I could totally rock a cape
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22 days ago
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Started a meeting today by saying “oh I’ve unplugged my laptop instead of my hair straighteners” if anyone wants to hire me for a careers talk
22 days ago
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We’re having new windows put in (yay) and O says that once the windows are done “the next step should be to furnish this house properly” alright Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen
24 days ago
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
25 days ago
I like to play video games to experience magical points of view ill never get in real life
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@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social
arf at pork highway
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Simon Pegg
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“You can pop some strawberries on with the waffles if you like, mum” yes your highness
about 1 month ago
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I see my mother is writing to the guardian
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about 1 month ago
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👻🎃🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🎃👻
about 2 months ago
That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!
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K has just asked me to look for a new wallet, says he’d quite like “another Tom Baker one”
about 2 months ago
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Not saying the first day back at work was a a shock to the system but I’m already in bed
about 2 months ago
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Sneaking back to bed with coffee and book ruined by a cry of “mum, you know in Minecraft….”
about 2 months ago
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O has just said “it’ll be weird not going to the bar every day, won’t it mum”, so good to know he’s remembered the key parts of the holiday
about 2 months ago
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We’ve reached the stage of the holiday where I’m quitting work and the uk to live on the beach and teach yoga.
about 2 months ago
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@kevintj.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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@kevintj.bsky.social
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
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Created a shared family packing list for the holiday and Oscar just deleted “toothpaste” off it
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2 months ago
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The shit I have to put up with
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2 months ago
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Moose Allain
3 months ago
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✨steph ✨🏳️🌈
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Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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