Did some cultural things today, looking at coffins

Odds on Alan becomes a serial killer after this

Varan is in jail because he fractured his pelvis and needs 4-6 weeks rest. He’s not allowed to jump onto/from anything. And he is not happy about the situation.

Imagine thinking Sean Dyche is the answer. What question are you asking to get that answer?

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

My dad would’ve been 65 today.

Manager of the month now taking on a new meaning

Dora is just all vibes.

I was out last night so watching The Traitors now. Not sad to see that banishment, and sad but not surprised to see who got offed.

Beautiful new book has arrived

Some good news at last.

The Dan Brown books are perfectly fine. You’re expecting too much if you want more from them.

And to complete the winter refurb we have had all the radiators replaced and the house is WARM.

Found the worst playground in England

Hotel breakfast in the morning. Based on the room service pizza my hopes are not high. Hopefully get a decent coffee. But, alas, hopes are not high.

The manager has to go, regardless of what happened tonight. #Ire

The full name for hanky panky is handkerchief pandkerchief

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

Cambridgeshire to Devon is a TREK

That’s weird. Just a pair of feet on the pavement outside this shop.

By Friday afternoon, we will have new windows and doors and ergo a draught free house! We will also have a new, induction hob that can be cleaned only using water and has no nooks or crannies 🥳

The food looks awful #CelebrityTraitors

One of these is not like the others

You don’t even talk to your brother in law. Go away.

By Friday afternoon, we will have new windows and doors and ergo a draught free house! We will also have a new, induction hob that can be cleaned only using water and has no nooks or crannies 🥳

One of these is not like the others

Paloma is just awful #Traitors

Dora doesn’t understand that her belly is the softest part of her.

We’re watching Keeping Up Appearances.

Just used this gif in the family chat

Yesterdays result should not in any way enhance Amorims job prospects. It was 90+ minutes against a ten man side whose manager completely lost the plot after Sanchez was sent off. #MUFC

Basil is very comfortable right now

It’s Nicks fault, folks

Yup #TheFootball

So, we have a player out on loan who has scored more than any player at the club. All because of a manager who is too stubborn to change tack to suit the players at the club? Great stuff. Top top top class #MUFC

So, we have a player out on loan who has scored more than any player at the club. All because of a manager who is too stubborn to change tack to suit the players at the club? Great stuff. Top top top class #MUFC

Sounds typical of that one

Steak and ale pie for dinner 👌

My wife asked me today when I was going to the Gerry Adams exhibition. And I had to explain that it's a Gerry Anderson exhibition.

Entirely vindicated based on the score so far.

I have decided to watch the snooker instead of the football.

I don’t like to see Liverpool win, but I do like to see Scott Parker teams lose….

Yo slags, how you all doing?

Dora has had a very tiring day ❤️

If we lose Heimir Hallgrímsson should be sacked immediately after the game. #Ireland #TheFootball

Awful evening here

Failing to understand how we’ve not moved for Donnarumma. And no midfielder was added so we’ll continue to shoehorn Fernandes into a position he’s ill suited for. Great management.

Ok number one: the boner pills weren’t “for me” as some of you zipperheads have suggested and joke’s on you because the president had preemptively pardoned my lawyer so i can turn around and go back to OTB

Beach day tomorrow, followed by dinner at the Al A Carte restaurant in the evening. Undecided re lunch options.

I don’t like seeing Liverpool win, but I do like seeing Arsenal lose.