Celebrating St Patrick’s Day with a crisp, cold Spanish beer. Slainte mofos

www.maptap.gg March 16 94🏅 78👏 93🏆 60😐 71😂 Final score: 751

Me: Happy St. Patrick's day! My snake roommate:...Wow. Me: Sorry, I didn't thin- Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.

Hotel people - one socket next to the bed is not enough. Two minimum required. I can’t plug my cpap machine into an almost obsolete usb A socket, neither can I plug my usb c cable into said socket. Do better ffs.

Came out of a gig onto packed street and still nothing. No police helicopters in the sky. Everything appeared normal. How can it be so?

Guess who we’re seeing later

We’ve been in London for two hours now and I’ve not been stabbed

There’s a person on this train listening to an audiobook aloud

A Komodo dragon

All Irish people in Great Britain should automatically have 17 & 18 March off.

Really, Scotty? And whose fault is that, Scotty? Anybody else’s but yours, right?

Download an app, register an account. Get an email to confirm what you’ve done, with said email suggesting you open the app you just downloaded.

I’ve been to pub to play darts and am now home watching One Foot In The Grave.

The inertia at Spurs is even worse than it was at Utd. And it was very bad there. Like horrendously bad.

I fucking hate the Discovery + app. Big POS

The dog is annoyed because I won’t let him into the lounge to watch me eat my lunch

Dora has had a very tough day

I’ve opened the bar. Chin chin, bitches

We’re having this this evening.

I see Leeds are winning

Look at these two ❤️

We’re having this this evening.

On MasterChef I think they should give them something really simple as the secret ingredient, like carrots or potatoes.

Posted without comment.

Look at these two ❤️

I’ve just been informed what furry companion means. I obviously mean feline friends.

American BlueSky found my post about my furry companions. Oh boy

I’ve just let two of the cats in. The little shits will be at the door wanting to go out again in approximately two and a half minutes

Didn’t read anything about this move. Quite the coup for Plymouth.

Stay in your lane ffs

So, he only scores against lower league opposition

Someone start the van….

I have never knowingly watched an episode of Top of the Pops.

"SHIT" "FUCK" "NO" "FUCK" "SHIT" "FUCK"

He’s all tuckered out now

The school has sent an email that is ostensibly about drop off and pick up arrangements. But really it’s to have a dig at people who leave their dogs unattended outside the school gates.

Really glad I switched to a fixed tariff recently.

Really glad I switched to a fixed tariff recently.

The school has sent an email that is ostensibly about drop off and pick up arrangements. But really it’s to have a dig at people who leave their dogs unattended outside the school gates.

The minute sweet potato is mentioned in a cooking show I just zone out.

He’s all tuckered out now

The intrepid explorer has returned from his morning adventures.

Seen a kid going dressed as something from Star Wars. I am judging the parents for that one. Hard.

Well, if he was good at spying then you wouldn’t have a clue.

The child had friends over: Me: Ok, stay out of the kitchen *3 minutes later, one enters the kitchen* Me:

"Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!"