Let me grow old like beautiful lace, cherished and treasured and cared for with grace 🤍

Adjusted tour dates! 🌹 Houston 8th-13th 🌹 Dallas 14th-20th 🌹 New Orleans 24th-30th

Thank you gentlemen for restoring my confidence! I’ll be keeping my Dallas tour xo

You know it’s a true female friendship when people assume you’re either sisters or monogamously jealous lesbians when you go out together

Cincinnati Confirmed July 11-18 I cant wait to return to your fine city, reconnect with some of my dear favs, and make new acquaintances. Pre booking has begun. Longer sessions, est guests, intentional seekers, and dinner dates always prioritized. Apply via link in bio

Thank you Houston for the warm welcome! My availability there is becoming limited, best to plan ahead now. Although, I might cancel my Dallas visit because I’m not sure if there’s enough interest… even if you’re not sure of your schedule yet, reaching out to introduce yourself would be helpful xo

So… who’s going to introduce me to the omakase scene while I’m in Texas this month? ✨🍣✨

Absolutely unacceptable that someone I admire fondly from afar feels unappreciated during their birthday month :( Her wishlist is linked in her bio xo

It’s literally been 6 months since someone has asked to take me out to the theatre and I’m starting to feel emotionally neglected 😿

my line is tied up atm, can I take a message?

June 30th lets end the month absolute bliss.... One spot remains today 3-5pm or so. REACH OUT ASAP. link in bio.

Cancelling last minute day of and then deleting your email before I can remind you of my cancellation policy is so ridiculously classless 🤦🏼‍♀️

You, me, and my animal print dress stalking the streets of downtown LA

Easy (e.g. Sunday morning.)

Last night my key got stuck inside my door and the emergency lock smith charged my friend who was plant sitting $1400 🥲 Feel free to get something off my wishlist to give me a kiss of dopamine for the loss lol

July Tour Dates 🌹 Houston 8th-12th 🌹 Dallas 13th-19th 🌹 New Orleans 24th-30th

Mustaches are the same level of diva cunt-ification for men as bangs are for women

Should I wear navy more often?

Got a FMTY request to Miami and had to awkwardly explain my spiritual avoidance to anything Florida related without sounding totally insane

Waiting for my floor like 💫

Why is everything that I like either a thousand calories or a thousand dollars 😿 Having good taste is such a burden

The best way I can describe my sexuality, as someone with no preference, is to refer people to the entire cast of twin peaks

My hairstylist today: We have a soccer team? Me (chronically online): Yeah my favorite player is Diamond’s brother 🦅

If you don’t hear back from me after filling out my screening form, message my email directly :) Sometimes people misspell their email in the form, so I have no way of actually replying back

Also has put me in the mood for a new read in the Southern Gothic genre if anyone has recommendations 🕊️⚰️🕯️✨

My day job will be bringing me out to New Orleans sometime late next month, and I’d love to make a vacation out of it if there’s enough interest! Message me if so 💕

I’m here to divinely delight ✨

Thank you everyone for the generous birthday well wishes this month so far! Would love to properly thank the anonymous purchasers of these two recent things from my wishlist 💕

Oh, Nashville… thanks for all the love! I love y’all too! So much so I decided to stay an extra day. You know what to do 😘 #oursky

You can tell someone is bisexual if they’re actively sipping on three or more drinks simultaneously

Desperately craving a burger for dinner here in nyc if anyone would like to send a location rec through cashapp (link in bio) ✨🍔✨

Some light reading material

Unfortunately I can never be the bigger person because my waist is too skinny 😿

Remember to help celebrate my fellow June Bloom sisters this month! ✨♊️✨

I honestly feel a bit rejected when I make space for motorcycle riders and they don’t give me that cute lil’ peace sign for moving over 😿

Had someone compliment my “perfume” today when it was in fact just me sitting over a pot of 3lbs of caramelized onions for 4 hours to make French Onion Soup

Received a wishlist item this morning, but can’t properly thank the gifter since a name wasn’t included! Feel free to reach out to me 💕

NYC🌆: Still some time to catch @whoisoliviajade.bsky.social and I. 6/11-6/14. Limited availability. Drop us a note. #DateNYC #oursky

the rapture

Thank you everyone who’s inquired about my birthday next month ✨ Just updated my wishlist! If you’d like to see me in something on there the next time we meet, please lmk :) Also, if an item is a bit out of budget, feel free to message me about sponsoring a portion of it xo

Vegan eaters! I offered to help cater a friend’s birthday party next weekend. Was planning on making beef shawarma, but wanted to make a vegan version. What would the ideal meat alternative be - tofu, lions mane mushroom, or seitan?

I’ve had a couple of inquiries about dates longer than 4hrs recently. So, just updated my site with discounted rates for extended lunch/dinner dates, daylight adventures, overnights, FMTYs, etc.. Always prefer taking my time getting to know someone better xo

✨June Tour Dates✨ 🕊️ New York City June 6th-11th 🕊️ Atlanta June 18th-25th 🕊️ Minneapolis June 26th-July 2nd

So funny whenever I get into an uber and they see my bleached blonde appearance and change the music to Chappell Roan or Sabrina Carpenter lol

Unfortunately I won’t be able to visit my usual June jaunts next month because of the World Cup price gouging :( But! It’s inspired me to tour for the first time Atlanta 🍑 Minneapolis is a consideration as well! If interested, please let me know to help with travel commitments

If I can’t choose my spice level for curry/ramen I don’t trust the quality. Having a craving this week in Chicago if anyone has recommendations 🍜

Thank you Austin for a week of indulgences! On the way now to Chicago where more fun times will be waiting ✨

You could have seen these photos but you didn’t pay for my nail appointment. My cashapp is always open 💙

Let's not keep me waiting...