Extra gorgonzola with a side of gorgonzola, please 🥰

Hi I just saw a notification from this app and remembered it exists, thank you for that like you know who 😉😘

I used to think my ex was the one who really fumbled the bag… Then I find all the inquiries of ghosts past that never made it to “Here’s my screening info.” Bless the ones who know how to follow through, and bless the tender little hearts of those who don’t 😌

I stand corrected. I have Monday classes this semester, and I very much have been feeling frightened at the close of the weekends. Being on a set weekly schedule doesn’t sit right with my soul tbh 😭

Winter break is dead and gone, which means my screen time has plummeted by over 60% compared to this time last month 🤩🤩🤩 We love touching grass (and also, online textbooks)

Oh my god it’s literally my favorite day of the year and I didn’t notice until right now 😭😭 I’m heart broken fr

Proof of life 😘

Dinner was delicious. The rest is between us, the mirror, and the stars 😌

Me on I-88 after an incredible outcall that kept getting extended: sports mode ON, music LOUD, enough adrenaline to power the entire highway. My car and I are having a *moment* as we celebrate the beauty of life and all its wonderful opportunities

Man’s Search for Meaning has come up in conversation enough times this week that it feels like a sign. Time for a reread. Now more than ever, unfortunately.

Aaaaand I’ve decided my tattoos deserve to be seen! They’re little love letters to specific eras of my life, and I’m excited to share. You can zoom in for now, but of course they’re so much better in person 😉

Someone told me today that I seem like I’d be a ferret mom. They also admitted that they had no clue what that meant, but it felt right. ✨✨ I’d have to agree

I wish I could bring my cat along with me on dates ):

🙂‍↕️ is one of my favorite emojis, along with 🫡, and yes, I must use every slight opportunity to fit them into my messages. You’ve been warned!

Teetering with the idea of unblurring my tattoos from now on… I feel like they show a part of me that’s not able to be conveyed otherwise in photos. Hmmmmm

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote

Sometimes even I find myself in disbelief that my ass is real. Ngl.

Moved into my new apartment today, which just means I am only a couple months away from becoming a ferret mom 🤩🤩🤩 I cannot wait to meet my lil chaotic bundles of joy 😩🥰🥰

Sunday Scaries? Idk her! Turns out when you design your schedule around your energy and intuition, the whole concept of weekends stops making sense. Everything is balanced and there’s always room for the right opportunities ✨🤩

You know what gives me the same kind of rush as making someone completely dissolve into our electric dynamic? Nailing a heel-and-toe double clutch down a curved expressway ramp. I'm realizing I'm simply obsessed with moments that require complete presence and perfect timing!

Somehow left the house without my chapstick, but I found my Fenty Heat so I guess a special someone’s getting tingly smooches today 🤭

Just put the finishing touches on my 2026 money spreadsheet and she is STUNNING!! Multiple income streams never looked so organized or so pretty. 🤩🙂‍↕️ (Yes, the color coding is necessary… that’s actual fiscal responsibility)

I'm 100% convinced we are rhythmic creatures whose nervous systems move with the turning of the seasons, the strength of the sun, & the waxing & waning of the moon. Meaning, winter is the time for slowing down & spending long hours in bed, which coincidentally is one of my favorite types of dates.

Last night, I received the best compliment ever: “This was by far the best investment I’ve made all year.” And he said it … 10 minutes into the date. We love a man with intuition 😉🙂‍↕️

Update: the NYE requirements list was successfully fulfilled. The results were… encouraging 😏😘

You know that moment when you forget what you were saying mid-sentence? Mhm. #chicago #fmty #oursky

Happy New Year’s Eve everyone! I’m grateful for all the connections I’ve made and experiences I’ve had this year. Here’s to many more in the new year! ✨✨

I fear I’ve been sleeping on jam bands. Like… that was spiritual? Borderline medicinal? Anywho, for the record, “live music” is now at the top of my list for ideal dates :)

Requirements for a New Year’s Eve date, if you so choose to indulge: - a kiss that resets your nervous system for the whole incoming year😘 - at least a few (champagne) pops😏 - letting me stare at the fireworks reflected in your pupils while we cuddle🤩 Your NYE could me the best yet! 🥂

POV: You’re watching me call down to request a late checkout because our night was… busy, and we earned the extra sleep 🙂‍↕️😌

Hi, may I have some space to vent on here? Thanks, lovelies 🥰 (Haha, yes, I do have a journal, but for some reason I feel like this space would be nice.)

Only hot girls get patted down by TSA for wearing Honey Birdette to the airport 🤩🤩

Not the bears literally playing the packers tonight when I’m in Milwaukee that’s too funny

It’s not even noon and he’s already on his way back after his meeting… I’m not saying I’m magic, but I am saying I do inspire last minute calendar re-prioritizations 🤭

Yet another night of accidentally stumbling into a brand new little dynamic… and enjoying it way too much. 🥰🥰 Life is good. Great, even. And yes, this is why hotel lobbies get me in trouble after 10pm. 🤭🤭

Is strip gin rummy a thing, and if so, who’s game? 🤭

Oh I love this… Fellow SWers! Quote with a festive picture of yourself and a link to your wishlist so our admirers can wish us all the happiest of holidays! ❤️💚🫶

I’m lying awake trying to fall asleep, like usual, and I realized that I haven’t yet gone ice skating this winter… date idea?

Ah, insomnia. The only thing that could truly get me to sleep rn is a proper leg workout. (And my preferred equipment is tall, warm, and whispers in my ear, of course.)

No, cuz I’m in that dangerous mood where one “you were such a good girl tonight” would send me fully feral, indefinitely

He told me to show up casual and comfy last night, so I did. I’d love to be called a good girl again tonight 🤭

I’m absolutely obsessed with the sw side of bluesky being so beyond feral after being censored on the other app for so long hahah it’s good to be here 🥰🥰

Greenest flag that’s ever flagged: remembering the bartenders name even after a couple drinks

Good morning from a highly caffeinated girly with an emptied inbox… Already bouncing off the walls thinking about the dates ahead this year and next. Feeling blessed ☺️✨

Oh my god oh my god oh my god @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social captured such amazingly beautiful photos of me and I’m literally quite obsessed!!! They’ll be rolling out soon 🥰🥰

If you're a sex worker, quote with your fav recent lewd and how long you've been in the industry. Industry: 9 years! This sector: 2.5 years! Not a lewd, but I hope it’ll do!

It’s Saturday morning and you’re grocery shopping. You make eyes with a redhead and she smiles at you. What do you do next?

Today has been a day full of synchronicities already!! Angel numbers and happy coincidences all over the place. 🥹✨ The only feeling better than feeling aligned is feeling me. 🤭

On my way out from making good on one very charming email. I look forward to reading yours 😉

I just had the most amazing photoshoot and I cannot wait to share the photos 🤩🤩🤩🤩