what's she training for anyway??!

Just thrifted a truly devastating sundress.

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition number 34: War is good for business. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition number 35: Peace is good for business.

Dinner and dessert but I'm still feeling hungry.

One thing I miss about clubbing in my early twenties was the part at the end of the night where I'd make out with a random girl at the bar. Except it wasn't a random girl, it was my co-worker Nora. And she'd always initiate it, and then the next day say she didn't remember. I maybe loved her.

Velvet, silk, stilettos, and a long stiff... handbag. What more could a woman need?

You should really be at Church right now.

A Spring haiku: The "sundress" request is not really a sundress. Lo, the sun still shines.

If you love Shakespeare go see Hamlet at BAM Harvey Theater. Truly a joy to watch. And very horny for a tragedy.

Pl-asure isn't just nice. It's neurochemically important! Regular experience of pl-asure supports immune function, reduces stress hormones and increases overall resilience. Your body wants you to feel good. 😉🤍

Is it too early for this?

Bio extended: I’m wittier than I am hot, hotter than I am smart, more smart than I am stylish. Pretty stylish however! And not always smart. All relative though. Hope that helps!

Bluesky is for the morning- joyful, fresh, and full of hope. Twitter is for nighttime, after a long day leaves you depleted and nihilistic, and desperate for human connection. Good morning! ☀️

An easy, slow morning is exactly what you need.

This is so cute! One of my favorite places in the USA, honestly.

My morning Vinyasa class was just me, the instructor, and the instructor's obsessive parasocial super-fan.

Something about this leggy dress made me feel like a young Liza.

Indecent and decadent things on my mind.

I have an idea for a dating app that would pair people based on their grocery habits. Don't steal my idea! It's so good it would match everyone to perfection, removing them from the dating pool and promptly collapsing the business.

A blanket where you should be.

In NYC, it's still morning. I continue to lack restraint.

My breakfast this morning and how I felt about my breakfast this morning.

If I say "Hither," will you come?

Love yourself, grow your capacity to love others ♥️

Waiting patiently.

Sped run my chores last night so I could sleep in a little this morning. The cat woke me up at 5am. 😅

Today's tea is a Lapsang Souchong Black Tea. Smokey like your dad smoking a cigarette in the car with the windows up.

If you need inspiration for what kind of green lingerie/clothing to get me:

Finished my taxes! Not my preferred category of finishes. But I'll take it.

Thinking about a visit to Boston.

Gloomy days need big bouquets.

I know you miss me. 😏

Good morning NYC! I woke up to an incredibly generous vacation invitation, and morale is dangerously high 😝

Pictured: brandy sour, hush puppies, t-bone for two, sherry cobbler. Not pictured: she-crab soup, the world's best wedge salad, your hand on my inner thigh under the bar.

Controversial question! What color is my hair?

When you go into his bathroom and see this baby by the sink... 😍🥹🥵

Would the Twin Peaks theme be good for the aftercare playlist? I think yes, but it's potentially in very poor taste.

Proud pigeon enthusiast.

Come a little closer 🌹

An exhibitionist in a censored world.

Need a Dom to make me take my creatine every day 🥴

Quick question- would you still love me if you found out I was half fish and eventually had to return to the sea?

I used to be a personal shopper and sometimes I miss it. Just know that both undressing AND dressing you is part of my skillset.

"Anticipation of pleasure is, in itself, a very considerable pleasure." ~ David Hume

If you're a woman considering booking me and you see this- this is your sign. Girl get in my inbox and into my bed. (Just left an amazing date and I want more.)

Sartorial emergency! The ways things are heating up, I've got like 2 weeks left to wear this little number.

being "good at sex" has less to do with developing specific mechanical skills + more to do with learning how to be present with another person (which is actually more vulnerable and scary yet exciting imo!!) 💘 (contd)

I looked at a new followers "following" list, and every single companion on the list was a Domme except for me. Does somebody need to talk to me, or??

All hail False Spring