I say I can't pick a favorite cuisine. But I *consistently* choose Thai 🙈

How your email finds me.

Looked out the window and went right back to bed. 😌

If you didn't spend this blizzard in front of a fire in a cabin in the Catskills with me... there's always the next historic weather event.

Someone special did come through and make my Selkie dreams come true. 😈

Happy Valentine's Day to all my boyfriends equally.

Hearing someone tell me on our first date that they felt a little nervous to reach out to me (side note: the best/most thoughtful inquires usually come from these people) is very endearing because the reward for vulnerability is connection ☄️💫

I am not a *member* of the itty bitty titty committee, alright? I am its reigning Matriarch, terrifying and benevolent. Thank you.

Important PSA for finding me in a lobby or across a crowded room! I've been letting the bright red fade into my natural color.

Dying to go to this. There are still VIP tickets for Valentine's Day if you want to be my Valentine 😝

I think the AI deluge increases the value of a real shoot. Sunlight, the texture of your skin, a certain rawness... all those things stand out now and interrupt the endless AI scroll.

CLIENTS: Step 1: Pin OurSky Step 2: Pin your regional feed(s) Step 3: Browse through starter packs on my profile page to find your favourite companions. Use the above feeds to find new ones. Welcome to not having to wade through a bunch of posts you don't care about to find quality providers!

Did you know you can wear your Birthday Suit to OTHER people's birthdays? I do it all the time.

Wild to think he managed to top this experience later that night...

Who wants to hibernate? You, me, a toasty warm cave (or cave-evoking suite) for the next month. Fire, furs, nudity, etc.

I need about 2k to spend at Selkie so I can lounge around in a 100% cotton, 3-layer victorian ball gown in my studio apartment sometimes. Manifesting this.

I enjoy high contrast 💋

The colder the weather, the more satisfying the hot tub.

One day soon, I'm going to have a manic moment and Irish exit twitter. When I think about it, I get giddy.

The tea of the day is spearmint tea! I know you were wondering.

Watching the weather report, wondering who's going to warm me up.

Could you come over? I need you to put some color in my cheeks.

Fantastic resource.

You should know I'm both silly and deadly serious.

Winter tip: I keep a little Spring on me at all times.

Something I've noticed- men with pet cats tend to be, ah, larger than average. Sometimes by a lot. Any other promiscuous data collectors have thoughts on this? I have a couple theories.

Y'all appreciate a thigh crease?

Okay now that SNL did a whole skit about this meme I feel like this post needs more attention. 😂

This is a tea review account, btw. Tell me about your favorite tea.

I'm so serious about my chili oil, I have a subscription. 🌶️

I imagined a man bringing me meat he'd hunted and I was immediately horny.

You'lI never see me like this, but this is my fit to check in to my hotel rooms and avoid side-eye 😂

Nobody does it like Julia 😍

One time a man told me he'd arrive "with bells on" and showed up wearing an actual bell. It was so cute, I still have the bell.

This industry thrives on support. It may be competitive, but support is everything. That’s why I make it a point, every time I follow a provider, to visit their page, like, repost, and leave a comment on something I found funny, interesting, or sexy 😉

How good you are in bed is directly related to how good of a kisser you are and I’ve never been wrong about this

Damn, I wish I was your lover.

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don't feel like explaining it to anyone else.

Hello, world. I like it here already.