I long for the days where you could buy a house from a sears catalog

A strip club in DC is now paying influencers to do food reviews. Is nothing sacred?

Untangling headphones wires is truly a mindfulness exercise.

wrote a little ditty about bottle service : margotlaurent.com/blog/ come by and party…or don’t!

M-I-A, am I your baby?

The mini harbio gummy bears are always as hard as a rock. 0/10

Nail salons are low vibrational spaces.

I love going to the farmers market and buying 8 different apples to find a new favorite.

An “heiress” and magician get together and true magic happens : nymag.com/intelligence...

There is nothing I love more than writer drama and I am being fed right now.

A good selfie is all I ever wanted. But an amazing whirlwind trip is what I got instead.

Found spring at my door this morning💐

How are there this many AI fruit videos?

I’ve wanted a taxidermy peacock for months now. It’s not a phase! Has anyone bought a taxidermy animal before? Is it better to buy in person? A million questions.

How I show up to the function :

If you enjoy blue spirulina l need you to keep a minimum 10-foot distance.

Accidentally clicked on the NYT app instead of NYT Cooking and immediately lost my appetite.

If you see me outside hunched over a screen whispering ‘that’s so sexy,’ come look…give me your opinion on the furniture piece.

I love going to SURs(sexy unique restaurants).

Someone needs to sit through and unpack Industry with me…if that person is my therapist, so be it.

I’d love to follow in the footsteps of the sticky toffee pudding guy. I don’t think there are a lot of STP’s on the menu here…but I’ll be trying my best !

Wintering.

The snow is melting. Is it too early to start looking for daffodils

Walking to (immigration) customs feels like you’re walking to a guillotine

The most authentically American halftime show! This is what it’s about!

nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance

Crossing the street now feels like summiting a mountain.

My music teacher clapping the alphabet to me while I am trying to keep up. And just like that I feel like I am 5 and full of wonder again…or something like that.

Things are bad. Things are good. Everything is overwhelming. Sending those with a functioning moral compass love 💕

Anyone who treats the ballet/opera like it’s a football game. Save your ill-timed woo’s and claps. Joy can be silent!

Dirty chais they are an abomination.

As a person who thinks everyone should embrace hedonism, here are some things I don’t support.

wrinkle proof + fits in most carry ons

I wonder what SmarterChild would think about all of this.

My dear trusted Dutch oven has chipped during the middle of soup and sauce season. Please share in this moment of silence with me.

My only New Year’s resolution is to continue to experience the richness/fullness of life. I hope everyone is having a good start to the new year everyone ✨

I enjoyed the article so much I copied the gift link. I knew very little about the National Kidney Registry, I assumed like most that it was a nonprofit!: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/27/u...

Another year I don’t get to experience Krampus. Perhaps next year will be the year!

Got to experience a very Texan Christmas

It’s finally happened…my voicemail box is finally full.

Happy solstice! It’s only up from here 🌞

A whimsy guide for all coming next!

You’re so vain your pet looks like you.

There comes a point in every young lady’s life when she realizes the need for a whetstone.

Don’t miss out on the art show**. **Main art piece not pictured but throughly enjoyed

puss puss 😽

“For my whole life, I have tried to be good, to be a good student and a good sister and a good daughter, and to protect my mother and never make her upset or angry. Now I have added a new tragedy to her life, to our family’s life, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it.”

What's the best part of breakfast (trick question)

This morning I woke up craving la petite mort. So I decided to make it from scratch.

The mobile lounges at IAD are awful in practice, no doubt. But I appreciate them for what they should have been! This is the concept video for them from 1958, it’s cute watch, albeit, slightly long (~10min) : m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyb4...