It took far too long for this crossover to happen tbh. 10/10 no notes so far. We literally just got high enough to eat taco bell and watched Bob burgers 😂

You can't tell me words mean things and then also tell me that Chicago is part of the Midwest.

Normalize not taking random stories about strangers you have no idea about and turning them into grand moral discourses that's just pop psychology bullshit. If I hear one more hot take about the turkey trot shit I'm gonna lose my mind. People are fucking weird.

Reminder: Fat jokes and diabetes jokes aren't funny, cause harm, and perpetuate stigma and bias. Stop making them. Especially during the holidays. Food is for nourishment and enjoyment. Nothing else.

"No other president has ever agreed to take one" That's not concerning at all. Totally fine I'm sure.

I've spent a solid 4 days fixated on an incredibly mundane argument I had on reddit about Immanual Kant and the value of his works vs modern non-cognitivism theory. I've also gotten high as fuck and played call of duty mindlessly asking people if I could be a fidget spinner on their dicks.

Am I the only one who remembers when Facebook used that "marked safe from *insert mass shooting event here*" and it was a big thing? Cause I reference "marked safe" like 4 times a day

Love isn't finite but attention sure as fuck is

The government has always lied to SCOTUS. The issue is that they're in cahoots with each other and coming up with the lies in tandem with one another.

Fennec foxes have Corgi ears

Guys I have therapy today and I have to admit to my therapist that getting off of social media and getting outside more did, in fact, greatly help my mental health the last week. Fuck

Relationship status: available for curbside pick up.

So door dash girl was clearly in the wrong (argue with yourselves I'm not doing it). But now that she got arrested why are all the ACAB people uncritically accepting a statement the fucking cops put out as proof that they were right and dunking on everyone? ACAB means the ones who agree with us too

As a pasty white person, I always thought getting side eyed in H-Mart or any non-white grocery store was just part of the experience? White people don't exactly have the best track record of being respectful towards other cultures 😂

I just want to know why we're all fixated on this "omg did he or did he not suck Clintons dick." Please, someone enlighten me what that teaches us about the man. What does it change except open up the door for a bunch of homophobic jokes while we ignore that he trafficked and raped girls.

If I'm Mamdani I'm like no you have to go now

The more old people go against the 67 nonsense, the more I'm going to force myself to get on board. I'm sorry, a trend that kids are doing that's not dangerous or harming anyone? Hell yeah. We need more of that. Is better than the salt and ice or cinnamon trends I was doing

Lol so that was a lie

Yes and yet several European countries are embracing a far-right worldview that would burn these policies to the ground, so let’s be not be smug or complacent here - particularly as Mamdani‘s pro-immigration stance is radical by European standards.

I think I might be ready to, like. Actually start going back out in the community and being a person again

HEY DEMOCRATS HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT HEY MOTHER FUCKERS HEY WHAT UP WHAT FUCKING UP

Dick Cheney died? Oh deer

Dick Cheney died? Oh deer

Is bluesky broken or have only 3 people posted in the last 30 minutes?

People manipulating the system to maximize their tax returns: good, smart. Well done. People on SNAP using the system to get the most benefits they can: evil, bad, deserve to starve. This country makes sense

Recently got into Frisbee golf. And let me tell you, having a dog that loves chasing frisbees but doesn't care for picking them up or bringing them back has one helluva use case 😂

I give this woman a lot of shit on here, mostly out of frustration. But man I am I glad to have her as my mom 💙 she did good

The best thing my mother ever did was raise me in such a way that I never really had to come out. I figured out I was bi in my 20s. I think I admitted it for certain fairly recently, but I've always known. And never felt any type of way about it. I wish everyone had that sense of safety 🙃

Okay. I think the new plan is to rent an Airbnb for an entire month in the spring in Portland. It's surprisingly cheap, about one months rent, and I can decide to bring Kartafla or leave her. But either way it gives me a month to fuck around and see if I like it.

Good morning to everyone except Republicans and social media cults of personality

WHO THE FUCK IS HANDING IT TO REAGAN

Roses are red, AI is inaccurate,

Lol I've been arguing on tiktok and reddit all day. Me thinks the mania has set in

Remember when Fetterman ran as a progressive but we just ignored all the red flags because we needed him to win the senate? Do we wanna repeat history? Elect this "progressive" and that's what you'll get. Guaranfuckingteed. Except worse, because he is an actual Nazi.

We still can't detect sarcasm on the internet and you're telling me we're gonna expect your average person to detect AI text or videos? Lol

WOOOOOW TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH RYAN @ryanfromcanada.bsky.social

big mood

generally feeling down today about the number of people ostensibly on my side of the political spectrum who are fine with a nazi tattoo

And this is why when you see a marine in the wild: they're Nazis until proven otherwise.

Not gonna lie, it genuinely enrages me that people are more upset at a fucking building being demolished than they are at any of the countless fucking lives being destroyed by this administration every day.

Oh, so there is forced transitioning of children...

How many more texts from Republican leaders praising Hitler need to be leaked before folks figure it out? Asking for a friend

One day we'll all admit that what we do on social media isn't actually some virtuous thing. We're just here yelling and being mad and dunking on people to make ourselves feel better. Always has been

bcos jk rowling would be furious.

"republicans weren't racist in early aughts" [laughs in post-9/11-brown-person]

This tracks lolol

This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky. No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.

“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument