full transparency, i dont know who the fuck Bono is and i’ve never tried to find out. i know its a simple google search.

michael cera for president, honestly

Mac Miller was just out here making music so beautiful its heartbreaking. like he can literally make me sob like i just lost the love of my life.

i remember back in the day when he first started running for president…… i kept trying to point out that having a guy whose tagline was literally “youre fired,” as president was a bad idea :/ here we are

anyone: so, what are your plans for the next few years? me: get braver and do something cool

nowadays, every scroll is a doom scroll

i have orange hair and i eat seaweed. im basically ponyo.

i actually loved the concept of social distancing. unless we’re at a concert or in literal new york city, get the fuck out of my personal space.

the attempt to create a new mental illness and call it “tr*mp derangement syndrome” is hilarious to me bc the APA will NEVER put that shit in the DSM

feeling pretty sad today bc on top of the plight of am*rican p*litics and g*nocide, i also only have one cool belt to wear :( and its lowkey falling apart :((

In this moment, we cannot continue to do our jobs as if this is 1980. We have to be willing to throw some elbows and to stand firm in what we know is right.

dont let me catch you dicksucking for beyonce

The doctor says I'm healthy as a horse which makes two ways I'm like a horse if you count my unbreakable spirit

Woody Guthrie

They didn't "save money." They starved kids and fired watchdogs. That all costs us more in the long run.

hey does anyone have advice on what to do? lmk

BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

i think more people will move here en masse once it gets private / locked accounts tbh

Swimming should have won 2018 album of the year and i will die on that hill

i miss when i could be insane/post insane stuff without being checked on. now i have friends and they wont just let me lose my mind (this is a joke i love my friends)

someone come sing “lonely eyes” by the front bottoms to me

I mean I’m not going to be able to prevent the rise of an authoritarian dictatorship but I do feel like I’m helping being a silly guy online

honestly don’t get still being on twitter like i guess rebuilding is tough but the writing has been on the wall for years now and even putting aside the moral issue it’s just an insanely unpleasant place from the UI to the population

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my number one pet peeve is people saying my name in the forrest gump voice. if he didnt “talk funny” (more appropriately, talk like a disabled person), you wouldnt feel the need to say it incessantly and I DONT LIKE THAT

im having zero outfit creativty or even a desire to put on an out of the house outfit, thats how you know im down bad rn

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I don't care about football but i care a lot about a song about football called all kinds of time

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i definitely spend more time thinking about bruce springsteen than what most people would consider the normal amount

PARTY ROCK ANTHEM

Mirror selfie as a non-binary person that no longer exists

sorry for party rockin (existing as a g*nderfl*id person in f*scist am*rica)

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“these are strange times, my dear” (fridge poetry by avery <3)

sorry to all the fans but big macs are just too annoying to eat. everything's sliding all over the damn place, and for what? that all important third bun?? be serious

Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive): 1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment* 2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything 3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can 4. Citizens march en mass

pork bun :)

i keep forgetting that i want to take more photos with my friends but in a way that feels like a good thing (im too absorbed in your magic to remember to get my phone out)

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i miss my friends (i am at work with several of my friends)