So I'm TRAPPED in my bedroom with Fanny and Felix. Why, you ask? Some genius put a restored Steinway grand in the living room of my house AND three people play it on the reg. House footprint is 900 sq ft. Wood floors. Entire house is basically a soundboard. Am losing sanity. #piano #catsofbluesky

THE POPE IS QUOTING GANDALF!!!

Fun art project -- week two THE RADISH #OliveArtClub

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Bad news: I have a fever Good news: Felix and Fanny are keeping me company #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Iowa! Early voting starts today! Head over to your local county auditor’s office to vote early in person. To find information on early voting hours and location in your county visit zachwahls.com/earlyvote

Anyone else fucking sick of Brian May planting daffodils in his village www.ctvnews.ca/entertainmen...

yeah… i’m all ears (at least i try to be)

I saved my marriage YET AGAIN by not bringing home the two orange tabby brothers I met at the vet and instead being satisfied with my two void kitty siblings. I didn't even take pix of the tabbies b/c I knew I would have shown them to my husband. We have a two cat limit. Sigh. #catsofbluesky

If you're interested in a great live-posting of a judge administering a masterful slap down of a lazy/incompetent attorney trying to justify using generative AI in legal work ... Randy is your guy! Awesome thread.

Felix can't even #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Not quite sure how to confess this: I woke this morning to find spearmint chewing gum stuck in Fanny's fur. She was sharing my pillow when I fell asleep. I just might have been chewing gum. Fanny is now gum-free. (scissors were used) #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

The most delightful thread you will read this week (don't skip the alt text)

Felix, pondering the mystery of the universe #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Felix is looking particularly handsome today. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Dear Santa 🧑‍🎄, The cats have been affectionate, good bois this year. Please consider giving them a present. Thank you. Respectfully yours, The President of the Earth Felines Union 😻 #cats #goodboi

Fanny is ignoring me because she DOES NOT LIKE this broken leg situation and finds me boring and clumsy. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Felix learns I'm turning into a cyborg! (that's the part they fixed. the fibula that my surgeon referred to as "obliterated" they just leave alone) #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Fanny would say good morning if she wasn't already halfway asleep. It's "first nap" time, which comes after first breakfast. (she's already asleep) #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

This is my life now -- me and my broken leg covered with a blanket and Felix asleep in my lap. I was complaining but I've changed my mind and now I'm just bragging. This is my life! And Fanny is snoozing next to me also! Cats are great. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

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Fanny's Thanksgiving was excellent as you can see! (all her days are pretty good now that i spend most of them lying on the bed with my broken leg elevated) omg Fanny and Felix are going to be so spoiled #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Felix is helping heal my broken leg through sleep therapy with extra purring. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

I broke my leg and ankle today in a bad fall. Turns out I'm terrible at using crutches, which needs to change soon since I can't put any weight on it for ??? weeks. Felix and Fanny are now just two little fast tripping hazards. They're still inspecting my splint and crutches. #catsky

Fanny has the bedtime banana at the ready, and it's time for bed. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

i stayed up too late last night. Fanny got so aggravated that she dragged her bedtime banana (pictured) downstairs while meowing loudly, dropped it next to me, sat down firmly and glared at me. i wrongly thought bedtime banana was only for the bed. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Felix and Fanny do NOT understand why I have not gotten out of bed yet. They're on my stomach. If I don't get up soon they'll drape themselves over my neck and on my pillow. I'd better make some coffee. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

i love Bluesky because tonight I chatted with delightful cat people and ... saw some beautiful jewelry and art, discovered an online copy of a rare book, made jokes about cybertruck drivers, and made some commentary on sexual harassment in academia all from the comfort of my couch ❤️ #catsky

also my feet are a little cold hoping Fanny will wander in and sit on my feet (please admire my incredibly baggy tie-dye PJs if you wish) #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Felix is insisting that I stay on the couch which is a problem since at minimum I need more coffee and I really should be sorting through file boxes #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

somebody brought this up once in the context of Florida voters in 2000 and it fucked me up so much just the cascading effects on our whole society from losing such a tidal wave of queer people

Ran out of photo storage so posting cat pix has been a challenge! But here's Felix enjoying a sunbath! This is actually Fanny's grey blanket, so she'll come back soon and just lie down on top of him until he moves. Siblings! #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

funniest thread I've read this week #catsky

Aurora borealis in Iowa tonight #aurora #auroraborealis #astronomy #iowa

Felix and Fanny are REALLY serious about breakfast. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Current view of Fanny and Felix. Only view, because I just pulled my back so we'll all be here for awhile. #ouch #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

The only way to escape the personal corruption of praise is to go on working. - Albert Einstein

Felix looking very alarmed as I'm singing "Killer Queen" at the top of my lungs. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Just woke up, looked to my left. Fanny brought me a wake-up present. She was silently staring at me. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Opened my purse, found half a peanut butter sandwich, do not remember making it yesterday (though clearly I did). Am I ok?

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Do what you need to do.

i am traveling and i have no cats to sleep with and i have five more nights to go and you guys i just don't know how to live like this #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

somebody help me i can't stop eating pita crackers and gouda cheese

Void kitty closeup! (rare for Felix) #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Felix has even more toe beans for you! #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Beautiful black toe beans! #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Felix seems to have passed out on my legs. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky

Shhhhh. Felix is sleeping. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats #catsky