To find your friends again-

Oh you're gay and haven't seen Desert Hearts? Time to fix that.

Head like a pie Black as your eye I'd rather die Than use GenAI

Spooky repost number two 🩸

Spooky repost

I don’t know yall… that looks like one of them there ai images to me

Tip for artists learning anatomy: Become dysphoric so you obsess over skeletons

I brought her to the comic shop :3

I’m gonna be pushing this hardcore. I have enough meds to make it for the rest of the day, and half of tomorrow. I’m going to go live with a flash emergency donothon today and if I can’t get these covered by the end of the day idk what I’m going to do-

I need to buy this woman a professional camera

Dennis is trying to become a tennis ball. 🐸

Silly things brewing in the back of my mind

Yall have no idea how much I love hearing this lady cackle

I love you all but I love my girlfriend more.

if you want to have a good time you could do worse than Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

Alright… and I can’t believe that I’m having to say this, but… I think it’s time to cancel Ryan Murphy and Co.

Welcome to October. We have such sights to show you 🐸🎃

Yall don’t even know :3

Oh… this is very bad. It took me three days of work to make cctv footage of people getting attacked by zombies for a title sequence and now this for under a minute?

in 2 years he's just gonna be doing cenobyte surgeries on people with that big goofy mr beast smile

*Comes over and does this to you* 🐸

Oh we are so in the bad timeline

please enjoy a moment of peace in these trying times

these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm. (face reveal in part two is really funny)

There will be no apocalypse because we're all already dead, and the current tech landscape is proof we're in hell, even to the most sheltered people

Pretty concerned that if I don't start destroying the world soon someone else is gonna do it for me

:D Bluefacts.app

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

In other news local detective agency Van Helsing & Van Helsing was awarded the Best Stakeout award for the third consecutive year.

This is how my girlfriend was made

There’s this new vampire restaurant over here now. They call it a steak house or something.

The whole family is out 🐸

Green fellow 🐸

ICE just killed an immigrant at a traffic stop outside Chicago while simultaneously tear gassing protesters ALL IN ONE DAY and the entire timeline is still massive accounts talking about the Kirk shooting and Pritzker scaring Trump off Literally what the fuck is wrong with all of you

Our local media infrastructure *is not built for this*, countless people have disappeared this week, misinfo is rampant and we are actually drowning—even seasoned reporters have no idea what's really happening This is the blitz. Dispersed chaos. Overwhelming. Border Patrol hasn't even started yet

I need a cigarette after listening to this

Bump check 🐸

don't make me tap the sign

If you see this don’t even hesitate just exit out of the app/page ASAP if you don’t want to see it

if you have some bucks to spare, this fundraiser benefits 20 families in Gaza that need it right now. if you can't donate, please share! spot.fund/s3ftzfhsc

Yall gotta watch the whole thing trust me :D

Alien Earth is definitely something. Like the director saying “here’s a show and a random song I like at the end!”

As part of my efforts to culturally enrich my girlfriend we watched The Toxic Avenger 1/2 last night. 1 is damn near a masterpiece and 2 is really fun. Only 2 has this absolute banger though. youtu.be/Xl2AKJYGmMg?...

Oh that? I’m glad you noticed! That’s the all exclusive boutique analog delay pedal that’s worth a fortune $$$