If you're gonna fuck about making weird food, April Fools seems to be an appropriate day for it. I present: The Hot Cross Chicken Bunger.

I've been arguing with my hair for Some Time and decided to order myself a different detangling brush because my Tangle Teezer just wasn't getting through the knots. Reader, I picked Good.

Some days are just sitting there crafting days. This is one of those days. I'm trying to focus on self-care and doing things that bring me joy, and watching the colours and patterns grow in this shawl definitely does that. Note: Not all of this was done today.

Introduced @whitefyre.bsky.social to @gingerhaze.bsky.social's Nimona tonight. Still so good, extra kick in the feels on the second watch through.

I have been absolutely *terrible* for reading this year. But when I finally picked up a book to read last night, I read it cover to cover. My dreams were...interesting. If liminal horror in a taxidermy museum is your jam, I very much recommend @tkingfisher.com's "The Hollow Places"

Finally got my claws on an @effinbirds.com mug for Christmas, as well as some t-shirts that voice my inside thoughts. Very chuffed!

Turns out when you manage to get rid of some of the anxiety and stress that's been sitting on you like an unwanted sack of potatoes, it feels really nice to do some crafting...

Frostpunk 2 DLC lands later today! We recorded a LOT of new content for this so go forth and send the children back down the mines... Thanks as always to @11bitstudios.bsky.social for letting me embrace the snowlands once again! #VideoGame #voiceactor #frostpunk2

Spotify Wrapped just calling me out like this... #ClairObscur #Expedition33Soundtrack #SpotifyWrapped

I knew this year had been a good year for me on Twitch but holy heck. Not bad for an old lady with a dry sense of humour... #Twitchrecap

Absolutely not using #Hallowstream to cover up my terrible impulse control for fabric buying...

Got bored, made a pumpkin prototype.

Be Me. Finally get time to binge listen @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Get to Episode 14 and hear The Rain Road. Immediately filled with a mighty need to learn the song. Realise there's full SATB, accompaniments and lyrics on Patreon. Patreon refuses to load them. Cry for the second time.

We got off to a great start to #Hallowstream2025 with a wee spot of Strange Horticulture. Take a gander at this week's schedule and see what else takes your fancy! tilt.fyi/NhXG7euugY

I am still Not Well, and thus I took a nap on a stuffed chicken for 2 hours. As you do.

I am not a well bean from over-exerting massively during the weekend's catering. So to feel better I bought myself Halloween candles and a bin. Rock and roll life, right here.

Ah yes, baking day. When the cry of "Where in the flying fuck has my rolling pin gone???" echoes throughout these lofty halls whilst the mixer whirs in the background.

Going live with some more Strange Horticulture. I'm sure everything's absolutely fine in Undermere and giving out powerful artifacts to dubious people will have NO consequences. At least there's Jupiter. www.twitch.tv/ladyasabat @iceberg-int.bsky.social @badvikinggames.bsky.social

Now live with Strange Antiquities! Come watch me pet cats, solve puzzles (badly) and live my best cozy, spooky life. www.twitch.tv/ladyasabat @badvikinggames.bsky.social #StrangeAntiquities

Going live with Strange Antiquities by @badvikinggames.bsky.social in just under 45 minutes! I have been looking forward to this game since its predecessor, and can't wait to get back to Undermere! #StrangeAntiquities #IndieGames #CozyGame #PuzzleGame

Anyone else set an alarm for @octopus.energy's free electricity sessions? Just Me? Oh well.

I'm finishing the main story for @expedition33.bsky.social tomorrow and I am NOT ready. There is something to be said for a game I do not want to finish because I am enjoying it so much, but also NEED to know how it ends...

Me: Sees a part-time job as a social media manager for a Really Cool Company come up. Also Me: Sees it is US locked. GORRAMNIT D:

There are many stressful things in this world, but today there is soup and cheese on toast, and that is good.

Went to visit the cat I'm sitting for this morning, and she's still not particularly keen on me as Substitute Human, but that didn't stop her sticking her face in my shoe.

I am such an adult, I have finally bought myself a new iron and table top ironing board. The fact that it is for my sewing projects and not my clothing is irrelevant.

I find it incredibly ironic that I spend so much time in Canva and Fedica doing design work and scheduling social media that I completely and totally forget to fill my own out. Not that my life is interesting mind, but it does have cats in it.

I appear to be in my knitting hyper fixation circle of crafting, which is fine but I'm supposed to be embroidering...

My tiny kobold Erin is about to wrestle a giant 4 times her size, and the group buffs her to their best abilities but subtle. "So, any spells Erin casts are fair game, right?" "Yeeeeees?" "Cool, I shake his hand, cast Haste and immediately end it. Then I'll attempt to judo flip him over my head."

Day 2 of the #TTRPG #Meowrathon #charity #stream starts at 12p MT! First game is Goat Crashers by @gshowitt.bsky.social and hosted by @ladyasabat.bsky.social. It's always a wild time and donations can influence that game. All money goes to SimplyCats.org #dnd5e #kittens @rileysilverman.bsky.social

Want to come watch chaos for Charitea? I'm joining the folks over at @odndpod.bsky.social for some catastrophically fun D&D! www.twitch.tv/dgomiller

It's Crafternoon Tea day today, but it's ALSO next week's schedule day. Also known as the one day I remember Bluesky exists...

"Hey Asabat, why don't you have a fancy schedule for your streams." Well I do now. Have at thee.

For those that say they never know when I'm going live, I present to thee my streaming schedule for the next three days. Why yes, that is more than I streamed in a whole month last year.

Merry Craftmas XD

LARP catering + ear infection + cold weather and no thermoregulation does not make for a good combination...

It's only taken 6 years but I've finally been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and got a referral for Physio and OT 🙃

"You know how you were saying I have four states? Well if you keep fucking rustling I'm going to need duct tape, a bin bag and an alibi." (The other 3 states being: needing more tea/a nap/a holiday)

Note to self: You are not 20 any more, staying up until 2am for three nights in a row whilst working all weekend *will* leave you feeling like underheated lasagne on Monday morning.

My RDRP character is on a road trip with her friend tonight, so I logged on this morning to make sure she was ready to go, thinking she wouldn't meet anyone. Immediately bumped in to two people as she was leaving the ranch she stayed at 😅

Things I wasn't expecting to fall in love with: Red Dead Roleplay. I'm having far too much fun learning through my character how to play the game, and as much as I know it's luck, she's bumped into nothing but kindness and freely offered help. It's far too wholesome!

No rules, no pants, no problem. IYKYK

Got bored, made banana bread. As you do.

The Vet, after watching her take a tablet like it was a treat "She's really not very bright, is she?" I cackled.

I've never had the chance to have a craft room, and the space that was supposed to BE one has been filled with stuff for months and I've been too ill to tackle it. Given you couldn't see the floor when I started yesterday, I think I've made damn good progress.

Might be full of cold but I can still make a mean bowl of gnocchi.

I forgot how bastardly irritating having a cold and not being a selfish wanker is. So far had to cancel both my gym class last night AND my choir practice this morning so I don't infect anyone else. *Grumblegrumble*

My face appears to have acquired a cold, which is very rude of it.

I seem to have developed good instincts for Washing Line Roulette, as once again I got the laundry in about 5 minutes before it started raining. If my superpower is dry clothes, I'll take it.

Winter, kindly fuck off with the whole "and another thing". Nobody cares. *Nestles deeper into electric blanket*