If I told an art director at work "hey we're gonna take the lighting and shadow on this character out of your control" every single one of them would collaborate on a beautiful ornate hammer to beat me to death with

THIS IS SO SPOT-ON. THANK YOU FOR THIS. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THIS SHIT SUCKS.

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Number two of the year babyyyyy

Morning.

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Ok, I’m calmed down from the fiasco that was Tuesday; gonna make lemonade outta some lemons here and at least try to get a couple archon shards before the week is out and we get to try again

There's just enough of a wind out for me to feel chilly, so I'm in bed with the heater on till I have to leave for work in 10 minutes

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happy wednesday gay boys in my phone

Bulk is nearing an end. And boy am I ready for it too. 🤣 I say as it’s been a very uncoordinated bull. Just eat. Eat anytime I think about food.

One shift and one nap later.

The way I lose complete interest in people when I see them use ai products and services.

Just had a charity cold caller come by and I did spend 5 minutes talking to him, purely because he was facially absolutely gorgeous.

One shift and one nap later.

it’s my special day!!!

Let the day be short please, I still feel horrible.

Finally got my hair cut. No more suffering from my hair curling out of control!! ✨

do you just ever have a crush?

If there's something I enjoy in a bad way with the live action Resident Evil movies (the Alice ones), it's how much it hates it's own plot. Dr Ashford made the T-virus for his daughter? Retconned in movie 6 Alice finds clones of herself in the third movie? All killed in the fourth.

I have a cold Twitch.tv/jupiterjepsen

I need a shower, a large cup of ceylon, and some dilf dick stat.

I kinda want to stream, but I sound so congested and I'd like to crawl up into a ball.

Someone has given me their cold, and I really don't want to get out of bed. Most I see myself doing today is making a blackcurrant Victoria sponge and having as many lemsips as is recommended.

For my Trans Siblings!!! I Support you and I will fight for you! #transrights #ditto #pokemon #trans

people are really sleeping on what an ally barney is

I have only just recently started digging into data centres and water, and the way companies are hiding vital information is beyond belief. It is so, so dodgy. The entire project to widely popularise the idea these concerns are "fake" makes so much sense in this context

we cut the gay stuff because parents felt bad having to out themselves as blatant homophobic bigots to children who have otherwise been taught to love everyone and treat others as you'd have them treat you

C'mon Jepsen, two days off after this.

Occasional post to say most of my feral posting is at @jupitussyjep.bsky.social because not everyone wants to see me post about dicks.

Set an alarm an hour early so I could shower before work, and I've just sat in bed looking at dicks 😩

tired

Absolutely feral today

Blue and Orange

Over salted my cookies 😩 I also used demarera instead of soft dark brown sugar so they're overly crispy on the outside. They're very much "good if you dip them in a milky coffee for a couple seconds" but not "good if you have them as is".

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Look what I got on Saturday and never posted, an Animal Crossing bell bag rug. Just not sure where I want to hang it (it's too nice to use as an actual rug)

For how many baked goods I end up handing out to friends I have in other shops and around town, I really should print out a lil business card so I can have feedback without having to go back a few days later to ask in person.

Get my man some Icy-Hot #Pokemon30

I just had an ad for a keyless door lock for your house and what a fucking awful idea.

ur mr peace president

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everything needs to be cute and cozy for some so here is my cute and cozy contribution 😌

Let's go golfing in What the Golf? Twitch.tv/jupiterjepsen