Work perk of being let in 10 minutes early to grab cards coming in handy, but weird there's like a 30 person queue not even a minute down the road for Waterstones, assumedly also for cards, when my workplace opened a half hour earlier.

Definitely think next payday I need to invest in some garden tools. A broom, some hedge trimmers, and a metal scraping brush aren't making much headway.

They think they own you.

Lots of people believe in me, but the Thing also believes in me and that's more important.

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

Y'all wanna replay Twilight Princess? Twitch.tv/jupiterjepsen

FYI, Neil Gaiman appears to be lurking around Bsky again All are encouraged to block: bsky.app/profile/neil...

Spilled poppers on the tea towel I keep on my bedside table, but there's so much stuff on top of it I might just sleep in the other room and sort it after work tomorrow.

We have our FULL #SGDQ2026 schedule!!!! gdq.gg/schedule Congrats to all of our runners and thank you to everyone who submitted a run this time around!! We can't wait to see you in July 💙 Register for SGDQ2026: gdq.gg/sgdq-2026

I'm rewatching Ready Player One, and good grief this is awful.

Something they don't teach yo uat bear school: you've gotta use drain cleaner every other month minimum as you keep clogging your shower drain 😔

I need friends who'll come over at 2am for pancakes 😩

I'm watching the Sailor Moon original English dub for the first time since what? The 90s? And what are some of these choices? Why does Molly have a Boston accent? Why did they call it Negaverse? Why is some of the animation like a 2d image being moved like someone in those singer reels?

Kinda hoping Tomodachi Life gets some free updates soon, as I'm kinda hitting the point with my island where I'd like more things more prezzies for level ups, heterochromia eye options, more plants and island objects, etc, more mini games, etc.

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Tomodachi island update: Pedro Pascal and Juno Birch are married Jepsen and Fuse are dating Rogue, Usagi/Sailor Moon, and 2B have joined the island Chappell Roan and Bayonetta still aren't married

Made tiramisu for the first time today, definitely over soaked my sponge fingers though. Low key scared to try it as I feel like I messed it up, despite otherwise following the recipe right. Also not a fan of the marscapone component which is my main "I don't want to eat this" bit.

Tapping the sign so hard my finger breaks into a million pieces

Spending a couple hours chipping away at Blood Hunt Twitch.tv/jupiterjepsen

I have had too much to drink tonight

Made cupcakes and they look so boring, then made a coffee cake and it collapsed 😑

Evergreen headline.

Yes I spent too much on three Pokemon coffee tins, a hat, and a travel cup, but hey I got postage, whole beans, cold brew concentrate, a tote bag, and a second travel cup for free?

I postal voted like a week and a half ago, but go vote if you're in the UK! (I voted green if it wasn't obvious)

From the main Discord I'm in: "i'm not a furry but this is the least fuckable fox mccloud has ever looked" #StarFox

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

I mean, it's cool they're remaking Star Fox, and I like that they're "hey this game comes out in less than 2 months", but I'm not a fan of the realistic look.

Second bookshelf should be here today, but I suspect it might have gotten delivered next door instead.

Between the 8 hour Lies of P video, and the almost 3 hour Nier/Drakengard video, my brain is awash with hope and good vibes. I am tired, but my brain is too ahhh to sleep. It's not as if I have to be up in 5 hours.

go go gadget give every trans person $500k

Just got done watching an 8 hour Lies of P video and yeah, game still good. Super tempted to make one of my next tattoos a blue butterfly (as doing the clockwork heart sounds like a fucking nightmare for my artist), probably above the pumpkin on my chest.

MAY THE FOURTH BE PAT YOU! lol we're putting Later Alligator on sale today the 4th for FOUR dollars! $4.13 US, $4AUD, $4CAD, 4 euros! FOUR! Buy it for 4 friends. Use your last 4 smackers for a fleeting moment of alligator passion. Play it four times. Send me four angry emails. Later Alligator!!!!

Made the right decision to cut stream at like an hour 20 as I cannot stop yawning now.

I've been playing a bit of Rivals on PC, so let's test to see how it streams Twitch.tv/jupiterjepsen

It’s Monday which means it’s time for the weekly reset rundown in Warframe…sure this week will be better right?

C'mon Jep, decide if you wanna go to the shops before they close at 6 or not. I need to do more food shopping, but I can put it off till tomorrow when I'm out anyway. It's mostly a "my dinner options are limited to Pizza or soup" thing.

Let's actually stream today. What am I feeling like? I'm not sure. Maybe a Marvel Rivals pc stress test?

"Your parcel is 6 stops away" yeah but it's 25 miles away in the city.

Built the bookshelf, got all of Bleach and Naruto shelved, and decided to get a second shelf for all the mishmash and shorter series. Only took me a year to get that done.

Regretting not getting those croissants yesterday.

Two days off, no plans, so tonight is for burgers and some drinks in the conservatory before the rain comes in.

Snom Acquired (also some of the other rugs they've done recently for a market tomorrow)

A local rug maker has made a Snom rug, so I have to have it!

A local rug maker has made a Snom rug, so I have to have it!

£12 for the train when the bus is half that both ways, albeit taking longer? Yeah I have time.

Got paid, off to the shops, and I finally set up that savings account.