Just gave myself like 16 notifications

If there only was someone trusty to notify me about gamma radiation *Trusty Geiger counter*

this is just exhausting at this point, i mean whats next? 5 bean salad? i’ll be fucking damned.

Happy birthday to my glorious king LEBROOONNN RAYMOOOONE JAAAAAAMESSS

Feel free to follow if i haven't already followed you, on some new year new me type shit

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up https://theonion.com/australia-admits-all-those-animals-made-up/

I'm planning on listening to metaphorical music by nujabes this spring and i feel like lady brown could be one of my favorite songs of all time from what I've heard on tiktok

Finally finished making all my seasonal playlists for this year let's get it

Yeah no shit dummy 😂

Past 12 months lowkey felt like a year

ANOTHER EDIT HAS HIT MY FYP!!! Shoutout ishiki by sheena ringo youtu.be/kp4CtAuPmBQ

Extremely productive winter break so far I've played neon white, watched dune, doomscrolled and worked out a few times. ZERO studying or job applications wallahi I'm finished

Just seen an edit of one of my favorite Sheena Ringo songs this is why i stayed scrolling until 4am

May or may not be cooking something up

Fatmaxxing

Imma kms Connections Puzzle #931 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟨

Wordle 1,653 5/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Finished neon white and got all the gifts and ace medals, that platinum trophy is gonna be TOUGH tho idk if i even want it

FAHHHH Connections Puzzle #930 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟦🟨🟦 🟨🟦🟦🟦

Wordle 1,652 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bang

oguri cap

My lower back kinda hurts, i blame israel

Wordle 1,651 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #929 🟨🟦🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 Easiest purple ever wtf

Google search is so fucking dogshit now i swear

Epsteinkid blacked out like a condom boiiii he's so tufff 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤫

Too broke to understand all the tiktoks hating on unreal engine 5 cause my ps4 can NOT handle any of the games using it 😭

Finished dune part two, banger movie

Locking in this last week before new years, i lowkey already got my resolution ready

Wordle 1,650 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #928 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟩 Fuck off 😭

Most nothingburger Christmas of my life bro nothing happened it barely even feels like Christmas

Semiu!!

MM flip it around we are charlie kirk !!

Can't make this up... Ben Simmons had the entire ocean to throw the fish and still missed... 🤣🤣🤣 #NBA

What the monkey considers business the horse considers play…

What’s worse than a breakup running out of snus son or phone dies mid goon daughter

@ivan.behind.bar on Christmas aswell

Showing my friends a tiktok and they were like "yo who's goose?"

Plays With Himself United States, Native American, Census Rolls, 1885-1940

Genuinely getting emotional from taking a walk in the sun wtf has this month done to me 😭

37 years old male who acts 17

Popping pills (vitamin D) because she (the sun) left me 😔💔

Dune finished, solid setup for the world and shit but nothing crazy yet. I feel like the second one is gonna be way better

Taking a wordle and piss break cause this movie is long as fuck