at least one person has gone on a first date where they pulled out youtube while they ate

is karl marx w goons -🎧

half of my oomfs are the baddest bitches to ever grace this earth and the other half are that one gay friend you try to ignore

still don’t understand why mexicans gotta use the n word for fucking everything we literally have shit like vato, leva, ese, guey, and fool THERES SO MANY BETTER OPTIONS YOU RACIST FUCKS

taylor swift got 50 songs abt breaking up with niggas but not one song abt playing re5 co-op with them her priorities were just wrong the whole time

sometimes they call me the swag meal

why do box fans look like that ain’t nobody pussy that big

CHAIN OF MEMORIES WAS NOT THAT BAD

southern hippie cyborg vampires who host halo lan parties and melee tournaments

how long after sex is it appropriate to pull out my laptop and play fallout new vegas

post a character you love & tag 2 mutuals to do the same @sandwitchpain.bsky.social @gooseneo.bsky.social

something good died inside of me when i saw mac in always sunny lose all that weight

the older i get the more the preppy popular girl in movies just looks like a neurodivergent person

i love reusing the same 5 outfits with the same three pants every day it’s so cool and normal

in cyberpunk night city itself is a main character so when will the fandom start slandering it. according to street kid v themself atlanta is worse…

bethesda being owned by microsoft was probably for the best cuz now they have someone DESPERATELY telling them to fucking make something and try to make it good the first time around

experimental music rlly does rot the brain cuz you could give me a probably beautiful song abt heartbreak but it’s just two guitars and a slow drum line and i’ll barely give it a chance and then give me some electronic slop and i’ll be like “holon now👀”

“Each and every time, I thought I'd found a home. And each and every time, I came away disappointed.” – Judy 🩷 Screenshots by: x.com/photomodenjoyer

what in the world👀 is in that ROOM👀 whatchu got in that ROOM👀👀👀

tell me who’s yo housekeeper whatchu keep in ur house👀

Reply with 🧠 and I’ll give you a letter to list four favourite characters. i got K

im medicated again i cant wait to get worse!!!!!!!!

newgen to some unc to most🖤⛓️🥀

i love gay and i love transgender

US senate releases official statement regarding the fate of mitch mcconnell: “oh that old fuck? yeahhh we turned his ass into a servitor lmfaoooo he powers a light switch in the break room it was the only thing his brain could process”

you got this joshua !

i personally was robbed by disney channel where one time in 2010 they played reruns of all the black shows from before my time only to never do it again and no one knows what im talking abt when i bring it up

it rlly is crazy how many cyberpunk fans are just carrying around blatantly wrong and sometimes downright mean opinions about the characters especially the female characters god knows how many times i’ve defended evelyn and judy online

Evangelion McDonald's Commercial

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when ur sister sends you an edit of dipper and mabel saying “us” so you do the mature and rational thing and burst into tears

akatsuki print on clothes is the black male equivalent of the punisher t shirt

i want a girlfriend and a boyfriend and i want them to be super jealous and try to get rid of each other tom and jerry style when i’m not looking is that too much to ask for

i like thinking abt how many times i died and my soul transferred to the next timeline over where i didn’t

people actually order food from chuck e cheese bro wtf back in my day chuck e. cheese pizza was just ok enough for you to not realize the slow but sure decline of the franchise as a whole

wonder woman should be called normal woman cuz all women are wonderful(5’10 btw)

my name is green and i’m actually super fucking pissed to meet you

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I INVENTED THE UNCRUSTABLE!!!

imagine the xenomorph with flat teeth

israelgpt generate an image of me using klarna to finance my kalshi love island bets

bored

accidentally got free coffee TWICE today

i think a lot about shikamaru from naruto is it crazy to say he should’ve been the one to replace sasuke instead of sai? tbh i think anyone could’ve been better than sai i do not care for that twink

we’re doordashing now that’s the move i guess…

animation practice, pixar hire me or sumn idk

not very fond of lana del ray but fuck does let the light in genuinely bring tears to my eyes bro…