the only girl i ever loved was jerma in drag

computer give me the exact artistic ability as yoshitoshi abe

i’m gonna tie you up and pour hot candle wax on you but way too much to be sexy like at least a dozen gallons we are at a u.s. naval prison facility located somewhere in the cuban peninsula i’m torturing you for realsies

i could be in lingerie sipping on skooma and you’d never know

niggas be audiophiles and still don’t listen🤔

i tried learning footsteps in the dark by the isley brothers to no avail i know how to play all the notes im just not coordinated enough to string it all together😭😭

pet sitting at my friend’s house imma see if i can learn how to play her guitar in a single day😈

unprecedented levels of spinelessness from pokemon fans at the news of a pokemon fire red/leaf green standalone port for $20

what i dislike most abt the overwatch community is that every trailer that comes out i gotta see bitches going absolutely feral like “OMG ANOTHER MERCY/KIRIKO/JUNO SKIN IM GONNA SHELL OUT $60 FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL SKIN” hoe stand uppp ur better than this

computer give me the exact artistic ability as yoshitoshi abe

while we’re here fuck the killing joke, i curse alan moore everyday for what he did to barbara gordon. also i just kinda curse him in general cuz what is his problem…i like v for vendetta tho! watchmen was meh i actually enjoyed the hbo show more weirdly enough

obligatory injustice hate post i wish that shit flopped bro there are still people who thinks superman is just a ticking hitler bomb like it’s not an entirely different universe

No one thinks they deserve less than pokemon fans. And honestly with all the moves nintendo has done these last few years yall can have whatever half baked game you like. I knew nintendo fans were cooked when they spent 90 dollars on mario kart with such characters like cheep cheep as unlockables.

slenderman’s cousin that we don’t really like talking about, ofenderman

alex hirsch? you mean the portland grim reaper?

i think women would be more considerate of “film bro” movies if they realized they’re all gay please watch my gay movies with me women :(

found my 3ds outta nowhere plus the games too but it’s just the worst zelda game and two pokemon omega rubys for whatever reason

another day of konami not porting symphony of the night to switch even though they ported every castlevania leading up to that game plus everything on gba/ds

if the bombs dropped today there’d be a bitch tryna hit up their ex in their last moments

a thought came to me last night

real munches eat in silence

cyberpunk brainrot so bad i got a sandevistan build in fallout new vegas god i love implant grx

lowkey hope north west grows up to be kanye but twice as insane either she’ll be worse or it’ll be a double negative situation where she’s actually not evil

every day i open up social media i see girls kissing and i click not interested and i see more girls kissing

world is falling apart and niggas are playing zoolander in real life

make dark sonic canon

freaky robo bitches obsessed with my human form as it reminds them of what they lack on sum reverse am shit

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don’t know dick abt basketball but what’s up with this kyrie irving guy he seems like goat material🤔

saw lebron praising israel

when i was a kid i used to fake watching the office and i said my fav was dwight and then when i actually watched the show i ended up hating dwight but now that im grown dwight actually fucks he’s so silly he’s my favorite again

speaking of smash bros if they ever do make a new game with revamped character moves i pray to god they give him bone rush it’s always cool as fuck to see him use it they really should’ve added it in ultimate but that would require them to care about lucario

it is not my fault all my smash mains are annoying i just so happen to really like kingdom hearts, metroid, castlevania, metal gear, and zelda

would raul fallout fw bad bunny

having a better valentine’s day than chibi reviews and that does make me a little happier

ough so full of menudo god i love mexicans

haven’t you heard you’re not allowed to be happy because i am not happy

can i come over and taste ur juices bro?

st patrick’s day might be the perfect holiday as it doesn’t require loved ones it’s all just drinking and pinching niggas shout out to the irish yall the chillest white folks fr

so hard being a sewerslvt fan when both of their best songs aren’t even available on streaming platforms

ma'am put that away

SERPENTINE RICKY DAMN! 20 YEARS AND YOU STILL WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE

getting my very own phone plan tomorrow and i gotta know what phone to get cuz this iphone 13 pro whatever been slowing down on me im not worried abt money cuz my financial aid got me good soooo what’s good?

I couldn't even edge to this exploded immediately

mossad agents telling me i’m an egg

gamefly still exists????????

love sade the first woman ever

kingdom hearts news and it’s for fucking fortnite i rlly can’t do this anymore…