fighting games piss me off bc i main characters strictly off vibes just for them to always be c tier and under so i gotta learn esoteric tech so i can actually have fun

☆ ☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you

i wish i had a black audience cuz there’s so many things i wanna talk about that the rest of yall CANNOT hear about

i’m like if a chud wasn’t a chud

need more artists like sewerslvt but like lolibox, oni, and lexapro delirium sewerslvt

please baby come back i promise i won’t have tom&jerry-esque beef with your dog

hair is bigger after the haircut bc the guy picked it out but now i feel like i walked out the gta barber

what’s up with the cartoons we watched as kids viciously propagandizing us into thinking meatloaf was the worse food on the planet

the more i hear about euphoria the more it sounds like riverdale fuck u mean at least 4 characters are 1M in debt to the armenian mafia and one of them just died horribly buried underground with a snake

very emotional abt destiny like damn i’ve been playing since i was 9 my fucking dog is gonna die in two weeks man

they’re doing this to me today (i have to get a relatively small haircut)

someone should make a fat speedster idk who just someone who can do it at least semi respectfully

90% of joesturs start another new vegas save right before they get to hoover dam

do you think they explored each others bodies?

trying to see if i can clean this penny with coca cola inside one of my empty adderall bottles i’m so fucking normal

slowly becoming a known figure at my local dollar store as i have a habit of going in and buying up their entire remaining stock of arizona peach tea

if humans had tails would it just be fleshy or would it grow hair

haven’t had nutella in a while i need to eat an entire jar of nutella

oh yeah forgot i was gay

sins of your past flavored spicy bowl

chilaquiles…chila me a quiles…

grieving

fuck i’m gonna be 20 in like 3 months i’ll be a grown ass man i mean i am a grown ass man but i’ll actually actually be a grown ass man ooh fuck all of my excuses for my blatant incompetence they’re fading oh fuck augh

i need a lava lamp but the size of a floor lamp do those exist wait google exists

QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or transformers 🤖

found my switch dock so now that i have a chair that i can sit in a comfortable distance from my tv i might pick up splatoon again and actually learn motion controls this time

watching the boys heated as fuck i’ll never see this goddess again bc of that br*t*sh motherfucker

why would you give me options to take stuff out the burger but not the pickles that’s the thing i wanna take out most you will rue this day sonic the drive-in!!!

idk why ppl are complaining abt betty boop being played by a black woman i could’ve sworn about 3-4 years ago we came to the understanding that betty always been black

you guys should make me apple pie or like a really big chocolate chip cookie oh and get me milk i’m out of that

oh yeah check out my new stick

guys this hiking stuff is just like fallout new vegas if u think abt it

P90 with wood furnishing…

bestie is taking me hiking again tmr and i think i might actually die on this one it’s like 3 miles but it involves some climbing and it may or may not be humid idk cuz im pretty sure we’re in the middle of a drought but worst of all I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM GONNA WEAR i have literally nothing sporty

nobody talk to me ever again…

i like an lowtiergod joke once in a while but i’m like 85% sure ltg haters are racists who just got lucky enough to where the nigga is actually a horrible person

I needed y’all to experience this greatness with me 🩵 Also, I love seeing Black people doing whimsical shit 💙

evil niggas think they’re denji and evil bitches think they’re a bunny/deer so what do evil non binaries see themselves as

i fw polyamory as long as it’s all chicks if you’re a man ngl bro god will make sure you drown in your vain ambitions or have them burn away at your being

i need to read actual novels more cuz i think i subconsciously revere them too much so when i do read them i end up over analyzing and rereading cuz im scared of missing something and not fully understanding the work to the letter

the thought dating a woman is so scary cuz what if she doesn’t want to kill the scary bugs for me

i haven’t seen this gamoverse pilot but i see content everywhere when i do not care for it also folks are salivating over that cat chick and its so annoying god ive never wanted to see an indie animation project fail so hard out of spite

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chase crawford looks like he’s an action movie star in a movie but in real life

yeahhhhh lemme get the supahorny freaknasty chicken sandwich

ppl say “you need to work on yourself before you get in a relationship” but ngl i might actually need to be in a relationship or at least heavily crushing on someone to work on myself i can’t remember the last time i was single and actually truly cared for myself and my future