She ity on my divin till I original sin

CHAT I HIT THE BULLSEYE CAN I GET AN AMEN

CHUCK SO TOUGH THAT WHEN HE DIED WE HELD A FUNERAL FOR GOD

RIP THE MOTHA FUCKIN GOAT REST UP KING YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN !!!

Fulfilled a life long dream last night 👐

Eid mubarak gng

Free wifi be freaky asl sometimes why do wingstop needa know my address

In love with a girl nearly 4 years older than me chat do I shoot ?

Let me cook.

Scratch and sniff cook books?

Scratch and sniff porn mags

Do catapillers know they gonna do all that or do they all just have fabulous coming out stories

On today's episode of "Abdolutely everyone saw this coming"

Me in a situation

First things first, rest in peace, Dr. Phil 🙏

Watch this space

Nothing worse than hearing a fire beat get cut into by Westside Gunn's fucking god awful adlibs

This feels relevant again...

Ass so fat it's a health concern

Feel like I haven't been active on here lately. I'll make it my new years resolution to be here more often. Speaking of which... New years resolutions! 2026 I will be: •Smoking MORE cigarettes •Drinking LESS alcohol •Start taking CRACK •Join a DnD group •Suck MORE dick •Do charity work

Yeah no shit dummy 😂

Customer just complained that her chicken was too moist...

Slay pussy pop queen

Mythical news feed pull

Guys I'm gonna be an uncle my bio needs a title change

My therapist gon need one hell of a therapist after I see her next week

Anyone got any recommendations where to read manga for free on the Internet with minimal/no ads?

1 year drugs free today! Happy Halloween moots!

Fuck me to tears, what a week (it's Wednesday)

If God didn't want me to do Asian accents when I'm drunk then why'd he make me so good at them?

Respect my trans breddren before I identify as a fuckin problem

D'Angelo?????

Zack Fox looks like logic if he was black

They should redo the Stamford prison experiment but make the cops midgets to even the odds

🟡💎👀👍🅿️🅿️

Putting a FakeTaxi sticker on my dad's wheelchair

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS!

CHAT I GOT THE JOB AND A HOUSE THE HOMELESS ARC IS OVER!

"Etc etc" is just the polite "blah blah blah"

Based

I keep an XXL condom in my wallet, exclusively for the bit of dropping it in public

Anyone know where I can watch Regular Show in the UK? I wanna binge all the Halloween specials

Shorty going hinokami kagura 6th form on my sha-boingboing rn

As an ex Starbucks employee I wanna start a thread about all the secrets they're hiding from you! 🧵

We all got that one short neurodivergent homie that needs breeding

Guys for the love of God please stop spoiling ghost of Yotei. I'm still homeless and don't know when I'll get chance to play it!

The big lez show has done irreparable damage to my vocal stim library