Watched a few dolphins playing in Banana River, Cocoa Beach, Florida from the drone

When your training data is 100,000 bots spamming "Call 555-SCAM to fix your credit card problem" vs a company that hides its contact information behind 10 clicks

Every goddamn morning I wake up to check if he's dead yet and instead I have to imagine a Death of Stalin thing is happening to get enough energy to get dressed. Today Steve Buscemi is playing Marco Rubio.

While tech companies say that AI can replace your doctor, lawyer and priest, not a single one of them has made a peep about using AI to solve the air traffic control crisis. Why would these clever people who regularly jet around the world not want their brilliant product keeping us safe in the air?

Next up: Draft Kings sponsorships on referee uniforms

Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston

Kash Patel is the literal actual platonic ideal of poker racket mark lmao

I guess the Statue of Liberty will be getting a boob job soon

Feature request: a temporary mute button that remembers that I muted someone before and increases the duration of the mute each time until repeat offenders go away forever

Here's my favorite from #nokings in Cocoa, Florida today

Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady

Honestly kind of surprised that Trump hasn't tried to seize control of the Allstate Good Hands Field Goal Scholarship program yet

You guys see it too right? www.cnn.com/2025/09/20/w...

Has noted free speech absolutist Elon Musk had anything to say about Kimmel's cancellation?

It's starting to feel like I already used this same six digit authenticator code to log in at work before

"Stalinism with American characteristics"

The only place crime is up in DC is around the 1400 block of Pennsylvania Avenue

Feels like we're about two to three news cycles from them sending JD Vance out to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia

Having lunch sitting behind a table of Houston Petroleum Wives types and they're pretty sure Trump is on the side of the angels re: the Epstein Files. But... they're still talking about the Epstein Files two weeks after Trump declared it to be a hoax

You know that scene in 80s action movies where the guy disassembles and reassembles his gun by touch? That's me with a CPAP machine.

I 100% believe that Trump didn't write the Epstein birthday letter as the WSJ described it. Gross yes, but too witty for him. I 200% believe that when he heard they were collecting letters to be leather bound in a book for his benefactor he hired a professional to write it and signed it himself.

Happy Bastille Day!

HEIL9000

The American Healthcare Apparatus was designed to determine how sick a person can be and still pay taxes.

The Supreme Court is illegitimate

Been trying to get through "Mall Is Lost" by Holly Raymond for the last couple of nights but maybe I just don't have it in me to process poetry. Although I really like the first verse in Act I iii "Low-Energy Goblin Chorus, w/ Perfunctory Effort"

Welcome to day 13 of Trump's 12 Day War

Oh yeah "President Trump to address the nation at 10 pm Saturday night" is really what I was hoping to avoid

Marines being deployed to LA? I didn't think there was any oil left there

Let's convince Hegseth that since the word "Admiral" comes from Arabic we should be calling them Wet Generals

Does anybody have background on a billboard on the south side of I-10 facing west-bound traffic between Lafayette and Lake Charles with a script font reading "You've Got This" on a blue or green background?

MHABXO? HMBAOX?

You wanna fucking complain in your air-conditioned house on your cellular device about how it’s too dang tough and you just can’t do it? Fuck you. Pay some respect to the history that brought you here. Fight.

I'm probably gonna be the first guy sent to Salvadoran concentration camp because my CPAP machine's networked maintenance function narcs me out

Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

Sitcom idea: a team of 20-something Whitehouse Big Ballses having to negotiate between ever wilder presidential orders and reality

Could be worse, he could have been watching Escape From New York

Happy Cinco de Quatro!

Beautiful ❤️

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

You gotta know that Hegseth had at least one other Yemen strike Signal chat going on with a girlfriend

How much do you think Elon will spend in the papal election?

So the trading fouls in the last seconds part of basketball has been around for like 50 years but it still feels a bit flailing and ridiculous

Is the Atlanta Hawks coach Gary Oldman?

"90 day pause" means "never gonna happen", right? Like with shutting down Tik Tok?

Has this dipshit ever won a hand of poker?

Taking down the Liberation Day decorations, don't want to be that guy that leaves them up past Memorial Day

Is that Jones in for right back? #LFC