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I mostly post other peoples memes to say how I feel due to the fact that if I voice my own opinion, I can expect a warning email from this website.

If you look at the killing of Alex Pretti from multiple angles, it looks like murder, but if you look at it from one very specific angle, it also looks like murder so who knows what the truth is? 🤷‍♀️

BREAKING: The ayatollah of Iran says he is weighing up the possibility of a war of liberation if ICE agents don't stop murdering peaceful protesters in the US

That’s a weird way to say “blew out all the veins on his right hand so now he has to use the left for the injections that we refuse to admit he’s getting”

To any ICE agents lurking: Since you likely skipped class, here’s the history lesson you missed.

BREAKING: Israel has bulldozed the UNRWA HQ in Jerusalem after uncovering undeniable evidence that it was providing humanitarian assistance to Palestinians x

This is seriously funny. substack.com/redirect/389...

Michael O'Leary is not a man to mince his words. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Just to be clear: the President is single-handedly dragging America to economic crisis and war with our closest allies. And why? To conquer an overseas territory that we have no claim to, have never had a claim to, and already have military bases on. Oh, and because he didn’t get a prize.

And this is the comment that so enraged the mayor of Miami that he sent a pair of cops to intimidate the person who posted it.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S FULL LETTER TO NORWAY: “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace… but can now think about what is good and proper for the USA.” Trump is doubling down on Greenland.

The buffoon is completely unhinged. #25thamendment ##trumpisanidiot

A really depressing thought is that six out of nine of the most senior judges in the US look at what's happening and think: 'I did this, and it's good'.

I'd really like to change "This not who we are" to "this is how we need to stop being who we are."

His unearned prize.

Get Up Off Your Asses,Congress....

#handsoff #nokings #ReleaseALLthefiles #EpsteinFiles #lovemyGov #itsthefuckingguns #midterms26 #getridofElectoralCollege #TheEpsteinBallroom Release ALL the files NOW 25th Ammendment NOW

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The president of the United States of America fucks children. Think about that for a moment.

BREAKING: Man who raped girls on Epstein island says he is keen to liberate the women of Iran ♥️

Hugely exciting moment in Iran as women tear off their hijabs and head into the streets, waiting to be liberated by American bombs. "Hopefully, Iran can become the next Gaza!" they cry, clutching pictures of Donald Trump against their chests.

Whoever did this wins vid of the week. MF’er wants to rob Greenland for his own benefit. The same goes for Venezuela. Trump is garbage and needs to be in prison. Republicans, do your damn job! #LockTrumpUp #SheShed #Pinks

Nope:

BREAKING: Fox News has confirmed the death toll from the Iran riots is now 27 million and 451% of the victims were babies who were beheaded while crying for Trump to come and liberate them.

Hey Donald Trump, we haven’t forgot that you and your team are covering up the #EpsteinFiles. The coverup isn’t working. @lincolnproject.us #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #DV1 #ProudBlue

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

Israel has now killed more than 420 Palestinians in Gaza since the ceasefire, causing OED editors to scramble into order to enlarge the definition of “ceasefire.”

BREAKING: Supporters of Charlie Kirk say they no longer oppose political violence as long as the victims are young mothers with pronouns in their bios ♥️

A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷‍♀️

BREAKING: Outrage after Venezuelan law enforcers shoot innocent woman in face and celebrate on camera. This proves the Maduro regime is... hang on, I'm hearing this was actually in the US and it was just an ICE agent doing their job, it's fine x

Since 1945, the West has been spreading 'democracy' around the world at the end of the barrel of a gun because "democracies don't go to war with each other". We're about to find out.

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has issued a statement on Greenland and Venezuela confirming that Greenland deserves sovereignty and Venezuela doesn't because international law is only for white countries like Denmark ♥️

Mob boss tells restaurant owner to pay protection money. Owner refuses. Mob boss has him whacked. Tells resto manager to do what he's told, or he'll be next. Protection money flows. Trump is a mob boss.

Remember all those revolutionaries in 1980s Iran describing the US as the Great Satan? Were they wrong?

I'm sure the Trump administration is fearfully dreading the next 'No Kings' demonstrations. When's it due? When the weather's warmer?