Hey hey, I'm watching the #USC-Illinois game live! Come join: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kk6...

The last #USC game with a lightning delay? 2012 vs. Syracuse Also the last time USC won in the eastern time zone

I just learned about Carter Capps' hop-step delivery... I think I broke my ankle just thinking about throwing off the mound like that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LycH...

I'm trying, really trying, not to fall for the trap of thinking #USC will be good this season. I'm doing a terrible job of it, especially when people give me an opening to talk about all the signs that the Trojans *already* turned the corner last year. fansided.com/right-amount...

Annual Derby pick: I know very well what beats Journalism, so I’m boxing Hedge Fund, Pivot to Video and Do More With Less in the trifecta.

I might be all in on Zacharyus Williams y'all. So I wrote (effusively) about #USC's newest transfer: fansided.com/usc-new-wr-t...

🚨 NEW LIVE PODCAST! 🚨 #USC makes a huge staff change, moving on from S&C coach Bennie Wylie. Meanwhile, Trojans are moving on to the NFL. We're talking about it all! Join @reignoftroy.bsky.social LIVE on YouTube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMN0...

Didn’t know I needed a new punk rock band in my life but Bob Vylan convinced me. Absolutely electric opening for Lola Young tonight

I’ve got “l love a TE that has lingering injury issues that never go away” PTSD. So hearing USC is shutting down Lake McRee for the rest of spring camp?

🚨 NEW PODCAST! 🚨 We're back! We're catching up on USC's spring camp and discussing whether or not the Trojans have a QB battle on their hands. Join us LIVE! youtube.com/live/7BffASX...

I'm mostly a "you do you" kind of person. Having said that, I will die on the hill that a face tattoo definitively marks you as a dumbass.

I’m also now imagining the Kidz Bop version of “They not like us”

Walking dogs at the P-A-R-K 7-8 year-old playing little league had a walk out song (that was head turny enough) “They not like us” plays over the loud speaker Drake has lost the youths

If you read one thing today it should be this incredibly entertaining look at NBA teams as dogs by @montaworldpeace.bsky.social: fansided.com/30-nba-teams...

I stand by this ten toes down

The first night shift after daylight savings hits:

🚨 NEW PODCAST! 🚨 Don't look now but USC's 2026 recruiting class is lookin' good. We're talking that and more on the podcast, LIVE on YouTube! Join us now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBqq...

Lowkey I'm mad that I didn't realize how much I love Fleetwood Mac and Tracy Chapman. I've wasted way too many years of my life not listening to this music.

🚨 NEW PODCAST! 🚨 Come join us as talk about around round of staff additions and Signing Day press conferences. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cwt...

I have somehow ended up on various PR email lists and I need to stress that I do not give one shred of a fuck about a sneak preview of a Super Bowl ad

one thing i'm hoping we can not do on this platform is post like "ooooh, what a scandal, now over to commercial brought to you by fanduel!" at no point in sports history was it cool for athletes to do anything like what is being discussed here. it's one of sports leagues' rare consistencies

Literally on the podcast last night, Michael and I joked about how there would be more staff moves today because they always seem to happen right after we pod. Cue USC hiring Dre Brown from Illinois

If it ain’t an Ashlee Simpson halftime show, I’m not watching.

The wear-and-tear graphic on Riley Leonard gotta be full of read right now.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, compares to USC's "War Time" chants during the Pete Carroll era. All tunnel videos pale in comparison.

"Hey Siri, define Schadenfreude?"

It's a shame we put all those teams who couldn't compete in the playoff, right? Oh wait, this is the undisputed No. 1 seed? Oops.

Oregon has so many uniform combinations and so many of them are great. Why, oh why, did they choose this clash-tastic get up for the Rose Bowl? If you told me they rolled a die to decide bottoms, tops and helmets, I'd believe you.

It’s a good night with @penguinoftroy.bsky.social.

If you didn't listen to the Carcast, you missed out on a delirious combination of talk about #USC's win in the Las Vegas Bowl, trying to figure out what SRS Distribution even does and, most importantly, a tale of how a massive Jessie vomit saved Christmas www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsz8...

You can call this #USC team a lot of things, but quiters they are not.

Death. Taxes. USC beating SEC opponents in the dying seconds in Las Vegas.

Can't buy a win east of Colorado, but don't mess with the Trojans in Nevada

S-E-C! S-E-C! Amirite?

The SEC must avoid Vegas at all costs

If ever there was a case study for less rotation at WR it’s this game

Who needs Hudson, Robinson and Jackson when you’ve got Makai Lemon, Ja’Kobe Lane and Kyle Ford?

LOL this season

Bump

USC’s offense after we besmirched the QB play.

The carcast might just be Michael and I listing the worst #USC quarterbacking performances we’ve ever seen.

Welp, we’re at the stage where I wonder if it’s time to go to Jake Jensen….

Emoji of the game: ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

GIF of the game

Just keep running, just keep running. What do we do? We run.

The one good thing about this bowl game, regardless of result: Kamari Ramsey = really damn good Makai Lemon = really damn good Ja’Kobe Lane = (potentially) really damn good Bryan Jackson = 👍

I swear I thought the defensive lineman caught that ball 😂

NCAA is granting a waiver for former JUCO athletes to use another year of eligibility (because of Diego Pavia's lawsuit, which is under appeal) in 2025-26. That would give #USC cornerback DeCarlos Nicholson the opportunity to come back for another season. Interesting potential development.